I know I haven't been around in quite some time but had to pop in on this special day to wish my man a happy birthday. Hope all my guys and gals here are doing well.
I know I haven't been around in quite some time but had to pop in on this special day to wish my man a happy birthday. Hope all my guys and gals here are doing well.
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
Happy birthday dave! We all hope you and the boys return to uruguay soon. It´s been a while since 1983!!!
Yikes. Now I remember why I left.
formerly F A T
Momshell, please note that somebody is fucking with you. Note the recruit status. I SMELL AN ALIAS!
And I never do that.
Good to have you back and Happy big fucking milestone Birthday DLR. I made your 50th party, no such plans this time.
Last edited by Sensible Shoes; 10-10-2014 at 08:31 AM.
Oh dear.
Thanks guys (and gal). It's great to be back. I missed you crazy bunch of motherfuckers! Looking forward to celebrating Dave's big day here after work. Largo and some beers!
What a great Birthday present... having Momshell show up!!
Best wishes to Dave!!
Great to see you around Momshell!!
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Thanks Zah! Glad to be back!
That's good timing!
This is it, Diamond Dave has turned 60! A corner that mustn't be easy to turn...
Anyway Dave is in great shape, and not just for a 60-year-old, and though it's still a shock
(even if we could see it coming) he kind of makes that age he's reaching less frightening.
As Oscar Wilde wrote, "Those whom the gods love grow young".
So Happy Birthday to the most kickass frontman in rock history!
Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 10-10-2014 at 09:39 AM. Reason: change pic
Keep us rocking ! In that way not the other. lol !!!!
Sigh, already got people telling me on the Army FB page that Dave was born in 1955.....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Dave being that old makes me feel old.
As does a poster here recently talking about his brothers teenage grandchildren...
Fifty.
Nine.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
It's good see momshell back .
not sure what I prefer celebrating momshell being on or dave's birthday . Least momshell doesnt do wrestling videos
fuck your fucking framing
Happy birthday to the sexiest man in show business !!! Who gives a shit how old you are, you're still a hottie. Always remember how much we love you, David !!!
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults - DLR
Roth is 60 now?
I must say I am in a state of shock.
Happy Birthday Diamond Dave ! oh my god ! I remember a dave's interview for a french radio ! it was in 1980 ! dave talked about the future of VH ! about life ... quote Elvis Costelo Accidents will Hapen ! Have a great day dave !!!
Last edited by vaijuju; 10-10-2014 at 04:37 PM.
http://vhfrance.activebb.net/ (1 er Site Francophone sur Van Halen)
http://www.youtube.com/user/VHFranceVideos (Our new Channel)
Happy Birthday to the muthafuckin Toastmaster General!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Damn - Dave is really 60 ... I hope he remembers days like this, when Ed even let him play his John Lee Hooker-ish lead licks onstage, and when VH slayed 'em all:
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
I no huge fan but 1981 had to be the peak of Van Halen's glory.
R.est I.n B.irthday Dave!
Nah....do a line of coke, and try to top your 5 woman at a time at a 6 fer 60.
Roth On!
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Happy Birthday Diamond Dave!!!
Last edited by BumBahDeeDah; 10-10-2014 at 07:46 PM.
feliz birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Happy Birthday Dave!!!
Happy Birthday from the three of us! And all the friends from the old neighborhood. Vince is a lawyer for County Counsel and bought the house three up from the old garage. Strange how many people from the area were such a part of those lovely go out and staple Van Halen (Mammoth, Red Ball Jet, etc) fliers all over. It was fun.
Happy Birthday To The Only Rock God Around.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Happiest of all Birthdays to the eternally young Diamond . I'm gonna toast a healthy shot of straight up Jack-black . Cheers !..........
I missed Dave's birthday but was drunk through most of it, so in a sense I didn't. The local rock radio station is playing Classic Van Halen for "Rocktober," LOL. They especially seem to love Hot For Teacher and Everybody Wants Some! in heavy rotation...
Happity-bappity-to the top of the pop smashing 60'th Boithday!
On a side note...
Forgot to mention had a friend in Bloomington all week talked to her yesterday asked if the city were throwing a party in Dave's honor. No lol
Lucky...
I remember back when the ADKOT tour was cut short and my local rock radio station basically blamed Dave and said that he was once again, being an egotistical asshole and played two Van Hagar (the fucking DJs called it "real Van Halen with Sammy") songs just to spite VH. Now, I usually don't fucking give a shit if a radio station wants to play Van Halen music that is obviously totally inferior to classic Van Halen, but just the fact that they did it out of spite was pretty damn shitty.
No one knew that it was because Ed may have been beginning having problems with the fucking diverticulitis, and THATS why they cancelled the rest of the tour.
Happy belated Birthday DAVE!
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