Filthy Lying Murderous Cunt

[DONNIEP]

Can I have my pillow cases back then

Well, they've got holes in em and smell like burned timber but yeah, I guess I can send em back. You'll need em before long when your people have to finally rise up against ISIS

[Kristy]

FORD is a slave.

A slave to his own bullshit and the bullshit of angry old white men on 3rd rate cable TV and radio shows that nobody with a fucking shred of sense listens to.

slave FORD owes everyone here an apology and to self-ban for 10 years.

[Anonymous]

Ford destroyed our semi homoerotic lifestyles!!

And for this, I will never forgive him.

We've gone from being big, burly, masculine & ambiguously gay, to full on whiny, moping fags.

It's unforgivable...

[Anonymous]

Well, they've got holes in em and smell like burned timber but yeah, I guess I can send em back. You'll need em before long when your people have to finally rise up against ISIS

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

[DONNIEP]

And for this, I will never forgive him.

We've gone from being big, burly, masculine & ambiguously gay, to full on whiny, moping fags.

It's unforgivable...

Ah, I can remember it like it was yesterday...telling my buddies I was being "dragged" to the Winger show by my girlfriend, telling her she needs an extra large tour shirt to go with her small just in case they shrink badly, and then almost leaving her at the show because I kinda forgot all about her after almost two hours of hedonism. And then banging her afterwards cause I'm - I mean she's all sexed up. Yes, those were the good old days. Back when men could be men.

[DONNIEP]

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

We, I mean Klan members don't bite their hoods

[Kristy]

Yeah, back before when music was gay

[Anonymous]

Back when men could be men.

Amen, brother... amen.

I'm going to watch some cock rock videos of guys with puffed up hair wearing more make-up than a French whore trolling for cock in the alleyways adjacent to the Moulin Rouge.

An it won't be gay at all, 'cus I'll be shouting them party anthems & thrusting my fist in the air, like a REAL MAN!

[DONNIEP]

Amen, brother... amen.

I'm going to watch some cock rock videos of guys with puffed up hair wearing more make-up than a French whore trolling for cock in the alleyways adjacent to the Moulin Rouge.

An it won't be gay at all, 'cus I'll be shouting them party anthems & thrusting my fist in the air, like a REAL MAN!

Damn right! Dat's how we roll!! You don't see REAL MEN doing that at an Elton John show, now do you? No! Why? Because they are gay.

Now, I'm gonna put on my leather pants, shove a zucchini down the front, and watch Queen Live At Wembley.

[FORD]

Don't forget frayed. You know, from all the biting.

[Anonymous]

Wow

What?

[vandeleur]

What?

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

[Anonymous]

tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

You know as well as I do that if you ask for one of those, you won't make it out alive.

[vandeleur]

You know as well as I do that if you ask for one of those, you won't make it out alive.

This is true

[DONNIEP]

I was mearly defending ford and had not equated his shit music taste or poor beer choices to other posters.
Although now I have decided to vote for Ernie sandwich and tomorrow at the local boozer I will of course be drinking daffodil lager.

Fitting, actually. It was Freddie who described himself as "gay as a daffodil".