Actually, when I first read the thread title I thought.... Goddamn, GAR finally caught the bastard!
Hairdresser turns robber into sex-slave
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"She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra."
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Reread the article.
I'm fairly certain that if I was handcuffed to a radiator, then force-fed a steady diet of pitchers full of beer, chicken wings and potato skins featuring chopped up Viagra along with bacon and Jack cheese as toppings, not only could a woman have her way with me, I'd more than likely be named Time magazine's "Husband Of The Year". This would be predicated upon my being able to see the tv set and of course, having access to the remote.Comment
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She force fed him viagra so his wood was hard. She must have rode his cock like a Amazon and broke it. She could have injected it will perm chemicals and burned it with a curling iron.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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The day my wood doesn't get stiff is the day the gun comes out of the closet and I put one in my brain. Life has no purpose if the pecker doesn't work.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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That reminded me of a classic bit by Buddy Hackett, from an old HBO special.
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