Gaze unto Me and be awesome....

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-16-2011, 05:56 PM

Honestly, I wish I had something poignant to say. Alas, as I sit here, chewing down the last of my xanax, I realize that most of the things that come out of my mouth are semi retarded.

I love Dave. You love Dave. Who doesn't love Dave? Terrorists. So, with the band (almost) fully back together, I found the inspiration to bring this picture to you. It is very large and took me a long time but I like to think it came together. The terrorists don't know what they're missing.

**VAiN** · 03-16-2011, 05:58 PM

This is the sweetest drawing I have ever seen! Bravo, JJ!!

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-16-2011, 06:05 PM

Thank you, Darkness.

**hambon4lif** · 03-16-2011, 06:24 PM

Awesome beyond words.

**moose** · 03-16-2011, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by hambon4lif

Awesome beyond words.

X 2
Awesome

**Dan** · 03-16-2011, 07:05 PM

Sweet As picture.

**FORD** · 03-16-2011, 07:20 PM

Wonder what Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is going to think of this picture?

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-16-2011, 07:30 PM

I like to think Jesus will have a good sense of humor about it.

**kwame k** · 03-16-2011, 07:38 PM

Awesome pic, bro

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-16-2011, 07:47 PM

Thanks everyone. I was hoping it would be a hit.

**ELVIS** · 03-16-2011, 11:05 PM

Who is it ??

**hambon4lif** · 03-16-2011, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by ELVIS

Who is it ??

The only reason alot of us even tolerate your dumb ass.

**Blaze** · 03-16-2011, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by ELVIS

Who is it ??

It is:

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!

Hey, Mickey!
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
You think you've got it right
And I think you got it wrong
But can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey

Cuz when you say you will
It always means you won't
You're giving me the chills
Baby, please baby, don't
Everynight you still leave me all alone Mickey
*Oh Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!

Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the
Who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let
A little more show
It's something we can use
So don't say no Mickey

So c'mon and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damned Mickey

*Oh Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!

Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!

You do not even need the audio, much less the video..... That song is now stuck in your head until bed!

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 03-16-2011, 11:25 PM

turd:tongue0011:

**Hardrock69** · 03-17-2011, 02:04 AM

Holy fucking crap!

Amazing fucking picture!

Right fucking on!

**ashstralia** · 03-17-2011, 06:40 AM

most excellent, dude. when we hear this new 'van halen' music, each and every one of us should have this awesome picture as our avatar for at least a week.

**VAiN** · 03-17-2011, 09:16 AM

I've had the pleasure of seeing this piece in person, and it's even more fucking amazing! Worthy of framing!

**neuralfraud** · 03-17-2011, 09:20 AM

THIS should be the ALBUM COVER.

**ELVIS** · 03-17-2011, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by hambon4lif

The only reason alot of us even tolerate your dumb ass.

You must suck a lot of dick...

Just like a lot of your fag friends...

**hambon4lif** · 03-17-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by ELVIS

You must suck a lot of dick...

Just like a lot of your fag friends...

You know, you've quite a whorish mouth for being such a christian-boy!
You french your pastor with that thing?

Take your bullshit somewhere else!

**ELVIS** · 03-17-2011, 09:37 AM

Yes sir!

**Seshmeister** · 03-17-2011, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by neuralfraud

THIS should be the ALBUM COVER.

I would love to see how that went down with the Van Halens...

**BigBadBrian** · 03-17-2011, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by hambon4lif

You know, you've quite a whorish mouth for being such a christian-boy!
You french your pastor with that thing?

Take your bullshit somewhere else!

Elvis is correct, GayLambonAss:

And while I'm at it, Mr. Shortbus, you think it's funny to make fun of Elvis for being a nurse. Why don't you you have the balls to make fun of Sarge, who is a nurse also? I ran into a lot of male nurses when I was in Walter Reed a few years back. Extremely professional people. Both male and female nurses keep doctors from doing stupid stuff, like accidentally killing patients, you inbred fuckwit!

**hambon4lif** · 03-17-2011, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by BigBadBrian

[SIZE="5"]And while I'm at it, Mr. Shortbus, you think it's funny to make fun of Elvis for being a nurse. Why don't you you have the balls to make fun of Sarge, who is a nurse also? I ran into a lot of male nurses when I was in Walter Reed a few years back. Extremely professional people. Both male and female nurses keep doctors from doing stupid stuff, like accidentally killing patients, you inbred fuckwit!

He's a misogynist bigot punk. Being a nurse doesn't have jack-fuck to do with anything. Matter of fact, you're the one who threw that in there in your lame-ass blind hostility to defend your boyfriend. I guess it's easier for you to just make shit up.

It's no small wonder you two are such 'chums'.....both of you window-licking fuckers deserve each other.

:fupunk:

**Kristy** · 03-17-2011, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by BigBadBrian

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I ran into a lot of male nurses when I was in Walter Reed a few years back.!

So, what you're telling us is that you volunteered as a Candy Stripper? I mean Striper?

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-17-2011, 04:53 PM

I like to think that Dave would like this. And on the other hand I don't necessarily need Edward to see it.

**binnie** · 03-17-2011, 04:56 PM

What could have been an awesome thread has been de-railed.

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 03-17-2011, 04:59 PM

....

**VAiN** · 03-17-2011, 05:02 PM

That got ugly - quick.

....And we're back.....

**Blaze** · 03-17-2011, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by binnie

What could have been an awesome thread has been de-railed.

Jesus comparing never ends well.
Great photochop skills, but likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.

I venture, it is a hoodoo hex attempt.

**Jesus Christ** · 03-17-2011, 08:48 PM

For the record, I hath no problem with this picture.... as long as none of you are actually worshipping it. Because that would be idolatry and you would go to Hell, and nobody wants that.

Besides, David IS Jewish, so who knows, we might even be related?

**neuralfraud** · 03-17-2011, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Blaze

likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.

Deplorable is such a strong word.

While being likened to jesus may seem a "step down" for Mr. Roth, it turns out though that this whole "Jesus" thing seems to work well for the other 250 million americans who for some reason, haven't bought any VH albums. Therefore, this is just the perfect advertising opportunity that he was waiting for and I reckon "David-Lee-Jesus-H-Christ" will be an immediate smash success!

**sadaist** · 03-17-2011, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Hardrock69

Holy fucking crap!

Amazing fucking picture!

Right fucking on!

Indeed!

Fucking kick ass. That pic made my whole week.

**sadaist** · 03-17-2011, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kristy

So, what you're telling us is that you volunteered as a Candy Stripper? I mean Striper?

Huh?

**Nitro Express** · 03-17-2011, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by JJtheVagPounder

Honestly, I wish I had something poignant to say. Alas, as I sit here, chewing down the last of my xanax, I realize that most of the things that come out of my mouth are semi retarded.

I love Dave. You love Dave. Who doesn't love Dave? Terrorists. So, with the band (almost) fully back together, I found the inspiration to bring this picture to you. It is very large and took me a long time but I like to think it came together. The terrorists don't know what they're missing.

Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?

**Jesus Christ** · 03-17-2011, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Nitro Express

Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?

What do ye mean "was"?

**Seshmeister** · 03-17-2011, 10:27 PM

Plus Jesus never married, some people think he was gay and he hung around with hookers.

**Seshmeister** · 03-17-2011, 10:32 PM

Jesus was a chap who rode into town on an ass

Roth rode into town in assless chaps.

**JJtheVagPounder** · 03-17-2011, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Blaze

Jesus comparing never ends well.
Great photochop skills, but likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.

I venture, it is a hoodoo hex attempt.

Sorry champ. That's all pencil. No photoshop.

Really this is just for fun. I apologize to any of you who take offense but, seriously, don't.

**Seshmeister** · 03-17-2011, 10:39 PM

If we all agree to stop apologising when people stupidly get offended, then just maybe they will grow the fuck up.

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