I apologize for occasionally enjoying Sesh's posts
I apologize for occasionally enjoying Sesh's posts
Actually when I first saw that rendering I wasn't thinking "Jesus" I was thinking " TOGA TOGA TOGA!"
Verily..... if I am not offended by this drawing, why should anybody be?
You can't give offence you can only receive it.
And what's with the fucking occasionally shit?
Jesus, please name one person that pretended to be you and fared well...
Ps. Chevy, there comes a point when acting like Christ and pretending to speak for Christ... gets a bit deep.
I cannot name one person that fared well by a taunting of replacing Jesus.
I will caution on the side of err. It is not an acceptable adulteration or adulation. However, very well created pencil work. What other imagined adulterations can you put DLR in? Open your vault up!
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
That's why I don't play with Quija Boards...
They threw palm fronds at Jesus as he entered the city gate. They threw panties and bras at Dave.Originally Posted by Seshmeister
They still do albeit a bit Larger nowadays
explain, please.
No good has come from playing with Ouija boards either...
I cannot name one person that fared well by a taunting of replacing Jesus.
JJ Vag Pounder, awesome artwork !
Would love to see a Van Halen version of "The Last Supper"
hmmmmm.. who would be Judas ??
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
I reached to buy one at a swap meet. My hippy sister almost killed me on the spot. You are not supposed to use someone elses used Ouija board. Seriously bad mojo.
We had one when I was a kid. I swear my sister was making it spell shit out. She swears she wasn't.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
I read the whole thread, but maybe I missed it. How large is the actual drawing? And how long did it take you?
I drew a girls profile in an art class with pencil. Spent forever on it. Came out OK, but nothing close to the skills you have. Seriously great job. I wish I could draw & sketch. Mostly my skills involved drawing band logos on my school books & folders. I'd love to be able to draw my World Of Warcraft character doing something like drinking a bottle of whiskey or something. The people who do the artwork for these games today are crazy good too. What a kick ass job that would be to just draw insane shit every day.
I hope you frame this one you did. So great.
nice art work...thx for sharing
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
Because you put some asshole who didn't enter the light and cross over in charge of the situation.
The piece itself is 16x21. It took me about 23 hours. Maybe more. I just thought it would be fun but now people are getting all super serious and shit and ruining the mood.
Sometimes an asshole is just an asshole....
Because you put some asshole who didn't enter the light and cross over in charge of the situation. Nothing is worse than dead assholes who hang around this planet.
Maybe that's just your Xanax wearing off?
Serious dude, we could have a poll of whether Dave was "awesome" or "bitchin"...and we will argue for 73 thread pages over it.
That picture is ghey
Dave was never bitchin'...
Bitch!
Ummm, shut it.
Deplorable is even insinuating that this is a photoshop project. Likening Dave to Jesus is right on in my book. Even Jesus agrees.
I would have voted "Awesome". Because Dave leaves you in awe with how bitchin' he is.
This is accurate... I'll go one-up on that and say that Dave is awesomely bitchin.Serious dude, we could have a poll of whether Dave was "awesome" or "bitchin"...and we will argue for 73 thread pages over it.
Here we go...
i am busy whittling a rosay necklace with the bitchin' likeness vagpounder penciled. it'll be awesomer.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I'm sketching a Van Halen timeline in pictures on a grain of rice...
I hope to get rich selling them on eBay...
Dave has also inspired a video game.......Call of Booty.
RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
You can pretty much fit 2000-2010 on one grain....I'm sketching a Van Halen timeline in pictures on a grain of rice...
I hope to get rich selling them on eBay...
you couldn't get a hagar portrait to fit on a 50lb bag of rice
This has been interesting.
Last edited by JJtheVagPounder; 03-18-2011 at 04:54 PM.
Well they ARE both Jewish. So comparisons already......
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Oh shit. Why did I wait so long to check out this thread. GREAT PICTURE!
JJ, tell us: did you draw this yourself? On a computer? Canvas, what size, etc? Thanks man.
see posts one thru 70
Yeah, I did it myself. It's about 16x21 all in levels of graphite pencils on a big piece of drawing paper. It's fairly large. Cost 7 bucks to scan the thing which isn't a lot of money until you consider that you are just scanning something, ya dig?
I am getting a laser branding of it put on my rooster(It's a big rooster
Last edited by Blaze; 03-18-2011 at 10:39 PM. Reason: diddles
You named your wheelchair rooster ??
Yes, if that is what you want to pick on now is people in wheelchairs. Would you like it also to be a broken wheelchair?
I agree, awesome artwork... perhaps an idea for the next VH album cover...JJ Vag Pounder, awesome artwork !
Would love to see a Van Halen version of "The Last Supper"
hmmmmm.. who would be Judas ??
Here's something similar: Krokus - The Dirty Dozen
http://www.allmusic.com/album/the-dirty-dozen-r316672
Awesome drawing and this is the image i want to see welcoming me to wherever i end up when i die!
COME IN MY SON, chicks on the left, booze on the right
Last edited by ToraToraTora; 03-19-2011 at 07:39 PM.
Ho My David Lee GOD!!!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
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