Today is "Dr. Love is Awesome" Day

[LoungeMachine]

How will you celebrate this grate occasion?

Post in your bathrobe?

Bump Jizzystool Threads?

*warning*

Now that you have read this thread, if you DO NOT wish Dr. Love an awesome day, your entire profile and posting history will be deleted.

:bottle:

[Sarge]

Dr Love.. I invited him to my wedding in 2004. It was in his town.
Honestly he could have showed up and I didn't know it. I was looking for a black guy, because that is what he was reporting himself to be here on the forums.
The only people I saw was a bunch of old pasty white folks and some fine Latina Honeys.
I was neither. It was May in Texas and my applesacks were in mid summer form.

Breasts,
Sarge

[Dr. Love]

lol I was at my own college graduation. You could have shown up and I'd've never known either!

[Coyote]

How will you celebrate this grate occasion?

A beer shall be sacrificed in his honor.



There.

[Redballjets88]

Happy awesome day Dr. Love!

[Guitar Shark]

I was looking for a black guy, because that is what he was reporting himself to be here on the forums.

Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

Whoops, there goes my profile and posting history. Happy DLIAD, everybody!

[Sarge]

lol I was at my own college graduation. You could have shown up and I'd've never known either!

It's cool.
My feelings were hurt though.
I probably won't get married but 2 or 3 more times in my life and you missed it.

Breasts,
Sarge

[Dr. Love]

The first time is just practice. I'll be there when you go pro.

[LoungeMachine]

Never diss a practice wife.....

Having one helped me to remain married lo these 16 years...

[LoungeMachine]

Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

!

Should I post the "how would you know" joke, would that be too easy even by my standards?

[Dr. Love]

Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

Whoops, there goes my profile and posting history. Happy DLIAD, everybody!

2 small penises, actually.

[Reverberator]

Many crappy returns of the DLIA day.

[LoungeMachine]

2 small penises, actually.

Is it not penii ?

Read it somehwere here, and since this place is silly with penile information......

[Dr. Love]

you dummy, it's not spelled penus

and I'm pretty sure it's not latin either

[Nickdfresh]

Is it not penii ?

.....

Didn't Pink Floyd play there once?