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  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4216

    van hagar review

    Van Halen fans will probably argue the David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar thing until the end of time. And both sides have valid points. But last night at American Airlines Center, Hagar proved that when he's fronting the band, it runs and sounds like a well-oiled machine.

    But it didn't quite start that way.

    The opening number, Jump, was a little off kilter as the band played along with the pre-recorded keyboard. After that though, it was smooth, hard-rock sailing.

    A nearly sold-out arena greeted each hit song ecstatically as they ripped through Run Around, Poundcake and Top of the World, with Hagar standing atop a riser behind the stage in front of a giant video screen.

    Van Halen has always been for the 15-year-old in all of us. Sexual innuendo and "partying" have colored their lyrics from Roth to Hagar.

    Along with lyrical themes, extensive guitar and drum solos have always been a part of any Van Halen concert experience.

    We got them all in abundance last night.

    Eddie Van Halen, shirtless the entire show, looked fit and seemed to be enjoying himself, even if it appears at times like he couldn't quite hit the picking speeds he o_nce did. He noodled at his guitar between songs and took center stage each time a song called for a solo, which was o_n all of them.



    Before Hagar did several solo numbers, including a sweet rendition of Where Eagles Fly and Tropic of Capricorn, he told the crowd, "This is gonna sound like bull---, but it's not. We've been o_n tour since June and some shows you really look forward to. Tonight is o_ne of them."

    Bassist Michael Anthony and drummer Alex Van Halen each got a chance to shine with solos of their own, but the spotlight was clearly o_n Eddie and Sammy.

    Hagar was in constant motion throughout the show, slapping high-fives, signing autographs and talking to fans near the stage. Eddie's 20-minute solo started slow and sounding a bit aimless as he touched o_n Van Halen classics such as Hot for Teacher, Cathedral and of course, Eruption. By the time he was deep into Eruption, the crowd was screaming its approval.

    After the solo, the band tore through some of their best songs: Dreams, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love and Right Now, which were accompanied by vintage MTV video from the '90s along with some modern-day political images.

    GRADE: A-

    Note: By Stefan Stevenson

    Star-Telegram Staff Writer
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
  • JCOOK

    #2
    ****crickets chirping****

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    • DR CHIP
      Foot Soldier
      • Jan 2004
      • 618

      #3
      crickets throwing up.....

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        #4
        I got a review for EVERY show Van Hagar has ever played: SUCKS DOG BALLS!!!
        Keep it pithy.

        DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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        • Splooge
          Head Fluffer
          • Sep 2004
          • 392

          #5
          Re: van hagar review

          Originally posted by tjvhou812
          Van Halen fans will probably argue the David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar thing until the end of time. And both sides have valid points. But last night at American Airlines Center, Hagar proved that when he's fronting the band, it runs and sounds like a well-oiled Butt Plug.

          But it didn't quite start that way.

          The opening number, Jump, was a little off kilter as the band played along with the drunken EVH and the fat assed Sambo who looked like big fakkin' bird.

          A not nearly sold-out arena greeted each hit song ecstatically as they ripped through the DLR era classics. The same can't be said for the Hagar era Farts!!

          Van Halen has always been for the 15-year-old in all of us. Sexual innuendo and "partying" have colored their lyrics from Roth to Hagar.

          Along with lyrical themes, extensive guitar and drum solos have always been a part of any Van Halen concert experience.

          We got them all in abundance last night.

          Eddie Van Halen, shirtless the entire show, and completely fakking drunk, played like shit!!

          Hagar did several solo numbers, and many went for berer, others fell asleep, and some simply died of boredom!!

          Bassist Michael Anthony and drummer Alex Van Halen each got a chance to shine with solos of their own, and both played like shit!!

          Hagar was in constant motion throughout the show, slapping high-fives, signing autographs and fakking Mikey up the ass!


          GRADE:D-

          Note: By Stefan Stevenson

          Star-Telegram Staff Writer
          We're on a mission from ROTH

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          • horty07
            Head Fluffer
            • Jun 2004
            • 240

            #6
            I think he ment a well soiled machine, not a well oiled one. The only thing that is well oiled about this band is Spammy ass and shemps dick.

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            • Blacklisted
              Banned
              • Sep 2004
              • 665

              #7
              Okay I saw Van Hagar this summer and first off Sammy was dressed like a fucking momo. The highlights of the night were the DLR songs which on average were performed to the best of Hagar could. Which is SHIT. DLR wouldn't be pretending to box on stage like that fat fuck Spammy. Furthermore it tells you how concerned Sammy is with his ego (god knows why he has one) cause he is taking to the time to sign autographs while he should be playing a show. I dont know who would want that useless bastards autograph anyways. I figured why not see Van Hagar cause god knows I will never actually see Van Halen. Even though I sat through two hours of Hagar I thought Eddie would be cool to listen to on the guitar in which he fucked up a fair bit throughout the night.

              Sure anyone that wants to see Van Hagar would give that a good rating for a show. The limited DLR tunes was the downfall of the night and after a few joints and a few beers I was becomings a little dissapointed with the show. Well not really the show but the fact that Sammy was on stage. And even if this was suppose to be a Van Halen show and it was clearly a Van Hagar show. What the fuck was with Sammy's solo shit. There is just too much ego in the band and everyone has to go out and pretend to be the be the big dick. Sammy solo was repulsing. he cant sing and certainly can't play the guitar. I am gonna quote Matt White here and say DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

              Cause Van Hagar was definitely not worth the 120 I spent on tickets.
              If DLR was there I would have gladly spent 200 a ticket.

              DLR fucking rules.

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              • Bob_R
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3834

                #8
                Re: van hagar review

                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                A nearly sold-out arena
                So, we're still stuck on about 5 sellouts for this Van Failin' tour huh?
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                • scubaa
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 209

                  #9
                  AND THATS MANY MORE THAN DLR HAS AS HE HAS NOT HAD A SELLOUT IN OVER WHAT 20 YEARS ..OH YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST B4 HE GOT BOOTED OUT OF VAN HALEN AND THEN THE SELLOUTS CONTINUED AS WELL THE MAGIC OF VAN HALEN AVEC SAMMY! DLR RETIRE YOU ARE ALL WASHED UP

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    "Eddie Van Halen, shirtless the entire show, looked fit and seemed to be enjoying himself, even if it appears at times like he couldn't quite hit the picking speeds he once did."

                    So even in this, the most Pro Van Hagar review I have read yet, they
                    say that Ed sucks..

                    Isnt it funny how the Spamsters just accept sub standard halen without
                    a seconds thought ???
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Bob_R
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3834

                      #11
                      Originally posted by scubaa
                      AND THATS MANY MORE THAN DLR HAS AS HE HAS NOT HAD A SELLOUT IN OVER WHAT 20 YEARS ..OH YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST B4 HE GOT BOOTED OUT OF VAN HALEN AND THEN THE SELLOUTS CONTINUED AS WELL THE MAGIC OF VAN HALEN AVEC SAMMY! DLR RETIRE YOU ARE ALL WASHED UP
                      Shut the fuck up and go back to the Links with your alias scumbag!
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                      • sambo
                        Sniper
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 913

                        #12
                        Originally posted by scubaa
                        AND THATS MANY MORE THAN DLR HAS AS HE HAS NOT HAD A SELLOUT IN OVER WHAT 20 YEARS ..OH YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST B4 HE GOT BOOTED OUT OF VAN HALEN AND THEN THE SELLOUTS CONTINUED AS WELL THE MAGIC OF VAN HALEN AVEC SAMMY! DLR RETIRE YOU ARE ALL WASHED UP
                        take CAPS LOCK off as well you stupid fuck... you come across as a two year old, everywhere I look there is your insolent dribble

                        ...actually don't bother, just go away.
                        Go home the Earth is full....

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          #13
                          Originally posted by scubaa
                          AND THATS MANY MORE THAN DLR HAS AS HE HAS NOT HAD A SELLOUT IN OVER WHAT 20 YEARS ..OH YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST B4 HE GOT BOOTED OUT OF VAN HALEN AND THEN THE SELLOUTS CONTINUED AS WELL THE MAGIC OF VAN HALEN AVEC SAMMY! DLR RETIRE YOU ARE ALL WASHED UP
                          Don't be gay, dude...don't be gay.
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • scubaa
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 209

                            #14
                            Just for the arshole no caps but at least i got your attention, go back to the big island and screw a kangaroo with your blond haired spandex wearing DLR

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                            • Blacklisted
                              Banned
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 665

                              #15
                              Originally posted by scubaa
                              Just for the arshole no caps but at least i got your attention, go back to the big island and screw a kangaroo with your blond haired spandex wearing DLR
                              Dood, I think we all agree that you can fuck right off. I bet at the last Van Hagar show you had to suck Spammy off to get in and you didnt even go to the show. You cock smokin' Spammy loving slut.

                              DLR fucking rules.

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