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  • academic punk
    Full Member Status

    • Dec 2004
    • 4437
    #1

    Hilarious essay about Dave

    I don't know who this guy John Saleeby is, but this is great stuff!

    "No wonder Quincy Jones didn't call you for "We Are the World"!!!

    Print this out, grab a cold one, sit back and laugh out loud!

    David Lee Roth - Interesting Motherfucker
    http://www.acidlogic.com/im_davidleeroth.htm
    An analysis of the careers of David Lee Roth, done with a comical slant.
    Tags: dave, essay, hilarious
    • light 'em up!
      Foot Soldier
      • Mar 2004
      • 686
      #2
      Killer!

      And right on the money.

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563
          #3
          that there is some funny shit! Thanks AP!

          I love this:

          "Dave's dad bought his son a pile of sound equipment, a guitar player, and a drummer. A little later somebody looked under a bridge, found a bass player, and everything fell into place - Van Halen!"
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • teamaa104
              #4
              that is a great essay!!!

              thank you for that

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                • DlocRoth
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 5521
                  #5
                  That was fuckin great!

                  "A live dog is better than a dead lion."
                  Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                    • janarak
                      Roadie
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 131
                      #6
                      Good work,great article.

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