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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49565
    #1

    WTF does This Mean? "'Van Halen' Looking For New Singer?"

    Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love: Valerie, Eddie Divorce

    by Gina Serpe
    Dec 7, 2005, 10:45 AM PT

    Taking things one day at time apparently didn't work out for Valerie Bertinelli. The former sitcom star has finally filed for divorce from Eddie Van Halen, citing irreconcilable differences.

    ...

    Van Halen and his mates are once again searching for a new lead singer; the band hasn't released an album since the 2004 greatest-hits collection Best of Both Worlds.

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    Oh for fuck sake! Not "VAN HALEN IV!"
    Tags: wtf
    • DrMaddVibe
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6686
      #2
      " Bertinelli and Van Halen have also seen their careers slide."


      LOL!!!!
      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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        • Jimmy Jingles
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1611
          #3
          Honestly I am not really all that surprised.

          I mean we all know that the sisters are never gonna call Dave, so I say let 'em bury the VH image even further by getting yet another frontman.

          Fucking Fags.

          But....Anything will be better than Fat-Assed Gaydar.
          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11294
              #4
              "once again searching for a new lead singer."

              makes the Rockstar: Van Halen rumors a little more plausible.
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49565
                  #5
                  Well, why go half-assed? Might as well completely shit all over the VH legacy (assuming this is true)...

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                    • Vinnie Velvet
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4658
                      #6
                      That's just BS.

                      Al and Ed are doing nothing.

                      Mike's head is still up Sambo's ass with hot sauce.
                      =V V=
                      ole No.1 The finest
                      EAT US AND SMILE

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                        • jero
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2927
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                          That's just BS.

                          Al and Ed are doing nothing.

                          Mike's head is still up Sambo's ass with hot sauce.
                          :D :D :D

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951
                              #8
                              Steve Perry or bust!!!! :D
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                                • Jimmy Jingles
                                  Veteran
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 1611
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                                  Steve Perry or bust!!!! :D

                                  Exactly.

                                  Who else was on the list?

                                  Steve Perry?
                                  Sebastian Bach?
                                  David Coverdale?
                                  William Hung?
                                  23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                                    • Nickdfresh
                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 49565
                                      #10
                                      You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...

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                                        • DLR_EngineRoom
                                          Veteran
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2304
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                                          " Bertinelli and Van Halen have also seen their careers slide."


                                          LOL!!!!
                                          It's standard, non-specific, generic bullshit to add to the report.
                                          Taken within context.

                                          It don't mean $#!+. Or at least, it don't necessarily mean $#!+.

                                          If there is a reunion, Dave will definitely be doing the VH bros a favour, NOT the other way around.
                                          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                                          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                                          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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                                            • FORD
                                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 59609
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                              You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...
                                              Nope... it's gonna be the ultimate line-up..

                                              DAVID CASSIDY
                                              EDWARD VAN HALEN
                                              DANNY BONADUCE
                                              ALEX VAN HALEN

                                              VAN PARTRIDGE WORLD TOUR 2006!!!!

                                              Come on, get happy!
                                              Eat Us And Smile

                                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                                              Justice Democrats


                                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                                • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 7218
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                  You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...
                                                  :D Well, as long as suggesting fags, what about Michael Bolton?

                                                  We Dave fans are cursed, as far as what Van Halen should (have) be(en). The past twenty years are nothing like they should have been: did we fall down in some trap some day? Is this really real?
                                                  posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                  posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                    • bueno bob
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 22951
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by FORD
                                                      Nope... it's gonna be the ultimate line-up..

                                                      DAVID CASSIDY
                                                      EDWARD VAN HALEN
                                                      DANNY BONADUCE
                                                      ALEX VAN HALEN

                                                      VAN PARTRIDGE WORLD TOUR 2006!!!!

                                                      Come on, get happy!
                                                      Is Danny still going to strum the bass rather than pick it?

                                                      Over E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E, it might be an improvement.
                                                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                        • Hardrock69
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 21897
                                                          #15
                                                          DLR_engineroom....you mean

                                                          SHIT not $#!+

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