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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49565

    WTF does This Mean? "'Van Halen' Looking For New Singer?"

    Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love: Valerie, Eddie Divorce

    by Gina Serpe
    Dec 7, 2005, 10:45 AM PT

    Taking things one day at time apparently didn't work out for Valerie Bertinelli. The former sitcom star has finally filed for divorce from Eddie Van Halen, citing irreconcilable differences.

    ...

    Van Halen and his mates are once again searching for a new lead singer; the band hasn't released an album since the 2004 greatest-hits collection Best of Both Worlds.

    Get the latest news on celebrity scandals, engagements, and divorces! Check out our breaking stories on Hollywood's hottest stars!


    Oh for fuck sake! Not "VAN HALEN IV!"
  • DrMaddVibe
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6686

    #2
    " Bertinelli and Van Halen have also seen their careers slide."


    LOL!!!!
    http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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    • Jimmy Jingles
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 1611

      #3
      Honestly I am not really all that surprised.

      I mean we all know that the sisters are never gonna call Dave, so I say let 'em bury the VH image even further by getting yet another frontman.

      Fucking Fags.

      But....Anything will be better than Fat-Assed Gaydar.
      23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11294

        #4
        "once again searching for a new lead singer."

        makes the Rockstar: Van Halen rumors a little more plausible.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49565

          #5
          Well, why go half-assed? Might as well completely shit all over the VH legacy (assuming this is true)...

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          • Vinnie Velvet
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2004
            • 4658

            #6
            That's just BS.

            Al and Ed are doing nothing.

            Mike's head is still up Sambo's ass with hot sauce.
            =V V=
            ole No.1 The finest
            EAT US AND SMILE

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            • jero
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2927

              #7
              Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
              That's just BS.

              Al and Ed are doing nothing.

              Mike's head is still up Sambo's ass with hot sauce.
              :D :D :D

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #8
                Steve Perry or bust!!!! :D
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Jimmy Jingles
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1611

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                  Steve Perry or bust!!!! :D

                  Exactly.

                  Who else was on the list?

                  Steve Perry?
                  Sebastian Bach?
                  David Coverdale?
                  William Hung?
                  23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49565

                    #10
                    You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                      " Bertinelli and Van Halen have also seen their careers slide."


                      LOL!!!!
                      It's standard, non-specific, generic bullshit to add to the report.
                      Taken within context.

                      It don't mean $#!+. Or at least, it don't necessarily mean $#!+.

                      If there is a reunion, Dave will definitely be doing the VH bros a favour, NOT the other way around.
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59609

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                        You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...
                        Nope... it's gonna be the ultimate line-up..

                        DAVID CASSIDY
                        EDWARD VAN HALEN
                        DANNY BONADUCE
                        ALEX VAN HALEN

                        VAN PARTRIDGE WORLD TOUR 2006!!!!

                        Come on, get happy!
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Jérôme Frenchise
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 7218

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          You left out DONNY OSMAND & GEORGE MICHAEL...
                          :D Well, as long as suggesting fags, what about Michael Bolton?

                          We Dave fans are cursed, as far as what Van Halen should (have) be(en). The past twenty years are nothing like they should have been: did we fall down in some trap some day? Is this really real?
                          posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                          posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            Nope... it's gonna be the ultimate line-up..

                            DAVID CASSIDY
                            EDWARD VAN HALEN
                            DANNY BONADUCE
                            ALEX VAN HALEN

                            VAN PARTRIDGE WORLD TOUR 2006!!!!

                            Come on, get happy!
                            Is Danny still going to strum the bass rather than pick it?

                            Over E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E, it might be an improvement.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21897

                              #15
                              DLR_engineroom....you mean

                              SHIT not $#!+

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