We're FUCKING BACK!

[Sarge]

<b>IT'S KICKING NAMES AND TAKING ASS TIME! <b>
What an awful time to fucking go offline...!

I know what you are thinking....
What the fuck happened.. right?

Well our host moved us to another server because of bandwith problems and it was a complete total bitch to get a forum database 2.5 gigs in size transported correctly. It looks like things were corrected.

We know we had doubters... but you fuckers need to know one thing.

1. We are here to stay (well until we have to move to another server)

2. Much thanks to the brillIANT hitchBRAIN1969. If it weren't for him.. none of this would be possible

3. This website is not something we take lightly.
Not to quote the Blues Brothers .. but.. "We are on a mission from God"
We are here ot support Diamond Dave and celebrate (and mourn) Classic Van Halen.

We are.. as serious as an erect penis when we state that we are here for good.
We are not going anywhere....relax.
We plan on keeping this ARMY afloat for years to come.

On a side note...
I am back from IRAQ. Some of the shit that is broken will soon be fixed.
For those of you wanting to know... IRAQ SUCKED. Don't Vacation there anytime soon.

BREASTS,
SARGE

[Sarge]

Post all bug reports here...

We are talking forum screwups..
I k now about the audio and guestbook

[ELVIS]

Amen brother!

How the hell are ya ??

I've been missin' ya, my Roth Army brother...

[hitch1969©]

Sarge, good to see that you made it back from 'Nam and whatnot.

I was beginning to worry. But unlike the others, I had faith in the GODDAMMNED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PUSSYLICKING ASS EATING DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!!

fuck that felt RIGHT.

SINCE I am sooooo happy about the return of OLD MEMBER NUMBER 2 to the house built round his MethLab™, I am going to reveal something very special to the soldiers that I am working on.

About the time that Roth Radio™ went off the air, I began thinking TRIBUTE CD.

I've gone through ALL the podcasts AGAIN. I've GOT EVERYTHING and more. I told ya back in April, March whatever it was... get your hands on the good stuff if you want it because soon YOU CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE.

Anyway, I've been whittling down some of MY PERSONAL favorite moments and am almost done with a 3 cd collection THAT I AM GOING TO MAKE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD right here at the GODDAMMNED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PUSSYLICKING ASS EATING DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!!


so your timing in the return from 'Nam and fixing the site is great my BIGGEST BLACKEST SPECIAL DARK CHOCOLATE NIGGA!!!!

you'll all be hearing more about the Roth Radio cd soon enough. Old number 2's promise to YOU.


BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!


=h=

[tjvhou812]

good to have you and the army back sarge

[ELVIS]

Sounds awesome Hitch, and hello to you too, my brother...

I often wonder what you're up to...

Be sweet and ride yer old lady one time for me...:D

[WARF]

This is fucking awesome!!
How the fuck are you sarge???

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Sarge
For those of you wanting to know... IRAQ SUCKED. Don't Vacation there anytime soon.

BREASTS,
SARGE

LOL No kidding!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=32992

[Diamondjimi]

Fuckin A !!!

Great to have the Army back.

Hat's off to Sarge & Hitch !!!

Cheers !

[Jahuli]

Thank God (Roth) its back!

[Don Corleone]

At last..... We're back.

[Romeo Delight]

I tried the link out of blind faith and I was rewarded.

Fuck Yeah!

I missed this site

[LoungeMachine]

A - Glad you're back safe and sound.....or safe anyway, thank you for all you've done......

B- Damn glad to see The Army back, and with a Bona fide Hitch Rant in the first thread to boot,,,,,

Sorry, that's as far down the alphabet as I can remember...


Breasts indeed

[VHND]

Good to see the Army back in business!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Welcome Back Sarge !

and the resta you sonzabitches.


breasts , tunamelts and the occasional starfish (for the benefit of our 3 input members)

Stay tuned for the how many times did yer pathetic ass click on the link to see if the Army was back thread?

Fuggetaboutdit