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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    Not to be outdone...Sammy the Cunt blathers away (as usual)...

    SAMMY HAGAR On Possible VAN HALEN / ROTH Reunion: 'I Don't See It In A Million Years' - Dec. 29, 2006

    John Soeder of Cleveland's The Plain Dealer reports:

    VAN HALEN scored a landslide victory in The Plain Dealer's seventh annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame poll. The newspaper asked readers and visitors to www.cleveland.com to tell it which nominees on the latest official Rock Hall ballot are most worthy of induction.

    "Quite honestly, I'm not surprised," singer Sammy Hagar said when he was informed of the mandate.

    VAN HALEN's music "is holding up really well," said Hagar, 59. "I'm not taking all the credit. I mean, the earlier stuff with Roth set the tone for the whole thing. Thank God when I joined the band, it didn't go down. We kept going. It was awesome."

    Earlier this year, it was announced that Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang had replaced Michael Anthony on bass.

    "I really have no idea — ppphhhttt! — what's going on," Hagar said. "Michael and I are friends, which is why he isn't in the band anymore."

    VAN HALEN and Hagar went their separate ways in 1996. Eight years later, Hagar was back in the fold for a reunion tour. In the interim, he co-headlined a tour with Roth.

    There has been buzz lately about VAN HALEN hitting the road again with Roth. Hagar, for one, doesn't buy it.

    "I'm not saying I don't want a Dave reunion," Hagar said. "I think their best bet after this would be to go out with Dave. But I don't see it working.

    "Ed, Wolfie, Alex and some new kid would be what I put my money on. That could happen.

    "But Dave and Ed working together? I don't see it in a million years. I know 'em both."

    In fact, Hagar doubts VAN HALEN's members can put aside their differences even long enough to get through the Rock Hall ceremony.

    "I think it could be ugly," he said. "This might be the best one ever! It's what everybody wants. They want to see blows thrown and yelling and screaming and people making fools of themselves and trying to outshine each other.

    "This could be a real comedy, man. This could be a reality series right here.

    "I don't think it's gonna be a real friendly, beautiful scene. . . .I could go there and jam with them. Ed, Mike, Al and I probably could pull it off, 'cause we just did it [in 2004]. We were professional when we went onstage.

    "But you throw Dave in that mix, and I just don't see it working. Dave's gonna want it to be all about him. Ed's gonna want it to be all about him. And that's a tough one right there. I'll probably just be sitting over in the corner, cracking up."

    Read the rest of the article at www.cleveland.com.
    Twistin' by the pool.
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    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #2
    Maybe from the looks of it and the way Hagar's commenting on the actual ceremony, he's been snubbed and 'tis knowingly going to watch from the sidelines?

    Yo Brett...

    'Tis our bet still on?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22951

      #3
      Re: Not to be outdone...Sammy the Cunt blathers away (as usual)...

      Let's have some fun with this bitch...

      Originally posted by bueno bob


      John Soeder of Cleveland's The Plain Dealer reports:

      VAN HALEN scored a landslide victory in The Plain Dealer's seventh annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame poll. The newspaper asked readers and visitors to www.cleveland.com to tell it which nominees on the latest official Rock Hall ballot are most worthy of induction.

      "Quite honestly, I'm not surprised," singer Sammy Hagar said when he was informed of the mandate.


      Of course you're not surprised, you fuck. That's why you rejoined Van Halen in 2004 - money that you can't make on your own.

      VAN HALEN's music "is holding up really well," said Hagar, 59.

      Listened to any of your back catalog with Van Halen lately?

      "I'm not taking all the credit. I mean, the earlier stuff with Roth set the tone for the whole thing. Thank God when I joined the band, it didn't go down. We kept going. It was awesome."

      Not taking all the credit?

      Fuck you, chedhead. You did NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING, to keep Van Halen alive...memories of Dave and the Eddie die hards did that all by themselves...

      Self-important prick.

      Earlier this year, it was announced that Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang had replaced Michael Anthony on bass.

      "I really have no idea — ppphhhttt! — what's going on," Hagar said.


      What, did he fucking fart in the middle of his speech or something?

      "Michael and I are friends, which is why he isn't in the band anymore."

      He isn't in the band anymore because Eddie's tired of YOUR bullshit and Mike hanging off of your cock.

      Period.

      There has been buzz lately about VAN HALEN hitting the road again with Roth. Hagar, for one, doesn't buy it.

      "I'm not saying I don't want a Dave reunion," Hagar said. "I think their best bet after this would be to go out with Dave. But I don't see it working.


      The ONLY reason he's saying that is because he knows he's OUT and OUT FOR GOOD.

      5150 time is a dead fucking duck! :D

      "Ed, Wolfie, Alex and some new kid would be what I put my money on. That could happen.

      That's a safe bet - it COULD happen.

      "But Dave and Ed working together? I don't see it in a million years. I know 'em both."

      I seriously doubt he knows David as well as he thinks he does.

      In fact, Hagar doubts VAN HALEN's members can put aside their differences even long enough to get through the Rock Hall ceremony.

      "I think it could be ugly," he said. "This might be the best one ever! It's what everybody wants. They want to see blows thrown and yelling and screaming and people making fools of themselves and trying to outshine each other.


      No - they just want to see you get your fucking ass handed to you by Diamond Dave.

      Big difference

      "This could be a real comedy, man. This could be a reality series right here.

      Real comedy - just like your entire fucking career, you worthless prick.

      God I hate you.

      "I don't think it's gonna be a real friendly, beautiful scene. . . .I could go there and jam with them.

      Of course, if you had any fucking dignity, you wouldn't; but when it comes to "Sammy Hagar" and "Dignity", well, those two items are worlds apart, as we all well know...

      Ed, Mike, Al and I probably could pull it off, 'cause we just did it [in 2004].

      You didn't pull off shit other than a failed tour and a band that didn't gel. That was apparent and that's why you're not in Van Halen now, faggot.

      We were professional when we went onstage.

      As in, "Professionally letting Mike sing half of your songs", "Professionally bringing your solo material to the stage that nobody wanted to hear", "Professionally selling shit in the middle of the concert", "Professionally taking time off in the middle of the show to sign autographs", etc...

      Yeah, Sam, you're the fucking paragon of musical professionalism...

      What a cunt.

      "But you throw Dave in that mix, and I just don't see it working. Dave's gonna want it to be all about him.

      Amazingly enough, it IS all about him. If it wasn't, nobody would be talking about this shit, would they?

      Dickhead.

      Ed's gonna want it to be all about him. And that's a tough one right there.

      You mean, it'll be just like it was between 1978 and 1985 - VAN HALEN'S MOST SUCCESFUL PERIOD?!?

      OH MY GOD!!

      I'll probably just be sitting over in the corner, cracking up."

      You and Mike will be alternating between crying over the lost money and blowjobs to try and cheer each other up, you fag.

      Not fooling anybody, boys.

      Read the rest of the article at www.cleveland.com.

      Or don't...just more of the Sammy Shit Machine spewing it's usual fountain of excremental brilliance....

      In a nutshell?

      FUCK HAGAR!!!!

      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • Kilkmaru
        Head Fluffer
        • Apr 2005
        • 233

        #4
        It should just be dave, mike, alex and ed.
        Greg

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #5
          Should have been Dave, Ed, Mike and Al ever since 1978, period...

          With Mike's addiction to all things Spam, though, it's just not reality...

          That being said, if an offer is made to Mike, Spam will find out REALLY QUICK just how "loyal" his buddy Mike is...

          And I, for one, would LOVE to fuckin' see that happen...lmao

          It'd serve Sammy right for all of his years of bullshit that we've had to contend with, if nothing else...
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #6
            MmmmmmmmmmmmmK,

            Let's act like CBS/NBC or what have you, regarding this Spamola shit with The Links?

            This ought to play out well and quite humorous if the right peeps get involved? lmao!!!

            Still, I want that arrogant and self-important prick Squalen to show his face over here and debate me. I've offered it umpteen times now but to no prevail. Seriously, I wanna see his smug ass over here and on MY turf!!!
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • bantonelli
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Nov 2004
              • 2629

              #7
              Bueno Bob's posting is eloquent.

              Springer Nation or not......it's a VAN ROTH 2007 Year!


              Bring On Wolfie, Dave, Al & Ed!!


              SPAM & BassPlayer can sit back with their toilet tissue to wipe their eyes....snivel, snivel, snivel.
              "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                Call Hagar all the names you want, his takes seem pretty on-target to me.....

                Who knows all the players in this soap opera better than him?

                I'm just sayin'....... admit it, Hagar's right.
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bueno bob


                  "But you throw Dave in that mix, and I just don't see it working. Dave's gonna want it to be all about him. Ed's gonna want it to be all about him. And that's a tough one right there. I'll probably just be sitting over in the corner, cracking up."

                  Yep, that's the problem, two ego's. But we all know that Sam, we've known it for 22 years whilst you've been floggin tequila and writing "love" songs. Nothing new here...
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bueno bob


                    Ed, Mike, Al and I probably could pull it off, 'cause we just did it [in 2004]. We were professional when we went onstage.

                    "
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      VAN HALEN's music "is holding up really well," said Hagar, 59. "I'm not taking all the credit. I mean, the earlier stuff with Roth set the tone for the whole thing. Thank God when I joined the band, it didn't go down. We kept going. It was awesome. I really have no idea — ppphhhttt! — what's going on," Hagar said. "Michael and I are friends, which is why he isn't in the band anymore."
                      Actually Sam, there's a reason why your Halen-related CDs weren't remastered. They don't stand the test of time. They're dated. They represent yuppie love in the 80's. Mellow, plastic-coated and jaded. Unless you're a Van Hagar fan, no one wants to see your DVDs with Van Hagar either. There's no outside demand. Sad, but true. When you joined the band, it did go down, and hasn't recovered since. Unfortunately, you're way too jaded to see how you, quite literally, destroyed one of the greatest bands in the history of music.
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                      • Isaac R.
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 481

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bueno bob


                        That being said, if an offer is made to Mike, Spam will find out REALLY QUICK just how "loyal" his buddy Mike is...

                        And I, for one, would LOVE to fuckin' see that happen...lmao
                        You & me both.
                        Not only will this (rumored) reunion and induction into the RRHOF be the ultimate validation for fans of the one, true Van Halen, but with Mike Anthony on board, it would be the ultimate fuck you to Hagar!

                        Bring it on I say:p

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          Call Hagar all the names you want, his takes seem pretty on-target to me.....

                          Who knows all the players in this soap opera better than him?

                          I'm just sayin'....... admit it, Hagar's right.
                          Been hittin' the bottle a wee bit early this morning, haven't ya?

                          And yes, I WILL call Hagar all the names I want!

                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Call Hagar all the names you want, his takes seem pretty on-target to me.....

                            Who knows all the players in this soap opera better than him?

                            I'm just sayin'....... admit it, Hagar's right.


                            Agree. Christ, half of the posters here have said basically the same things. People are so jaded with Hagar that it's comical. Dave says it will be a train wreck, everyone says "Man, Dave is right on". Sammy says it, everyone says "fuck Spam, what the fuck does he know". The Army is becoming it's own soap opera/Jerry Springer in a way.

                            And I'm not sure Sammy is instigating these interviews for self promotion. I'm sure he gets asked about the status of VH every day (just like every other member). So why crucify him when he decides to answer?
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • DrMaddVibe
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6686

                              #15
                              Sing it Spammy!!!

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