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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    Officiallly Unofficial

    I have it on good infromation that VAN HALEN has booked the NISSAN PAVILION IN Gainesville, Virginia for May 13, 2007.

    Has anyone else heard about dates in their state?
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~
  • Jimmy Jingles
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1611

    #2
    I have it on good authority that Sasquatch stole my mom's hub caps, but sadly, I cannot prove this.
    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #3


      Until it's here, forget it.
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • CROWBAR
        Commando
        • Sep 2004
        • 1283

        #4
        Yeah man, they booked the Romper Room in Nashville for the 27th.

        of never:D

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        • ukcvhnut
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Jan 2007
          • 7

          #5
          and wembley arena in sep.....also the funtion room at the back of the dog and duck pub the same night....in case it falls through with roth and the fat rocker rejoins!!!!

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          • Roy Munson
            Veteran
            • Feb 2004
            • 1526

            #6
            I heard they will be playing at the Bejou, MN community center over the July 4th weekend.
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            I guess you're right...

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              Originally posted by Roy Munson
              I heard they will be playing at the Bejou, MN community center over the July 4th weekend.

              I already have Golden Circle tickets charged to my Platinum DLR Visa.
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • VindictivePantz
                Full On Cocktard
                • Nov 2006
                • 48

                #8
                Febtober 1st, in NoFuckingClue, IL
                http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/7557/bnwevhvp3zf.jpg

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21898

                  #9
                  I hired them to play my birthday party in a couple of months. For 50 bucks extra, Spammy will dress up in a klown costume, and make inflatable balloon dildos and cram them up his ass for the kids!!!

                  :D

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                  • Roy Munson
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1526

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    I already have Golden Circle tickets charged to my Platinum DLR Visa.



                    If you only knew how funny that remark was...

                    Back in high school my cover band would play the Bejou community center on various weekends throughout the summer. Bejou is population 150 and over half of that are probably over the age of 60...or...even dead.

                    Kids would come from the nearby towns, though. The worst part was that my buddy, the guitar player (I was the drummer), would always set up gigs without any of us other guys knowing. We'd be practicing, trying to work up new songs, and he would just say out of the blue..."Hey, guys! I got us a gig!!" We would reply, "Cool!! When?" He would always come back with, "THIS WEEKEND!!"

                    That's when it would hit us...WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ENOUGH FUCKING SONGS TO FILL A 2-HOUR SET LET ALONE A 4-HOUR SET. After an uncomfortable few minutes of silence we would ask him WTF was he thinking?

                    Needles to say, we did every surprise gig he lined up for us. Even if we had to repeat the first two sets at the end of the night because we didn't have enough tunes.
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    I guess you're right...

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Roy Munson


                      Even if we had to repeat the first two sets at the end of the night because we didn't have enough tunes.

                      We've all done that at one time or another. :D

                      And how many of us back in the day stretched out a 45 minute version of kashmir or sympathy for the devil.

                      Early Band Day Catastrophies would be a hilarious thread.

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • LoveWalksIn
                        Groupie
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 77

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        We've all done that at one time or another. :D

                        And how many of us back in the day stretched out a 45 minute version of kashmir or sympathy for the devil.

                        Early Band Day Catastrophies would be a hilarious thread.




                        ya we used to do a 35 minute verzion of "where eagles fly" along with a 40 minute verzion of "i'll fall in love again" and it was spectacular. we all had RED guitars and the drummer had awesome RED drums with RED heads and RED sticks to.

                        i think i even colored my hair blonde and got a super curly perm! it was so funny LOL
                        The Alpha male - I use this phrase a lot... Here is quick run down of what it means to me. If you watch animal shows on PBS or Discovery Channel, many species have a dominant male who has sex with all the females in the group, while the other males get none while waiting for him to die or until they are tough enough to kick his ass and become the alpha male themselves. Many males never get to be an alpha male (never get laid).

                        THE ALPHA MALE
                        http://www.abqjournal.com/shock/s_hagar306-19-02.jpg


                        LoveWalksIn FAN CLUB: NickDFresh...Diamondsgirl...jgdrag(queen)...lunar_ eclipse...Blond Girl777...more to come...

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          www.pollstar.com

                          Until it's here, forget it.
                          I have not forgotten that, for sure.
                          I believe my "insider" on this booking date, but we will see what pans out come public announcement time. Then we will see if the tour lasts long enough to make it over here.



                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • Mr. Vengeance
                            Full Member Status

                            • Nov 2004
                            • 4148

                            #14
                            I hear they're at the Xanadu Star Theater...

                            "HELLOOO CLEVELAND!!!"
                            Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
                              I hear they're at the Xanadu Star Theater...

                              "HELLOOO CLEVELAND!!!"

                              Opening for Puppet Show.
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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