Private Messages limit

**Imapus Sylicker** · 07-02-2009, 06:59 PM

Hey, what gives with the private message limit? Who was the motherfucker who came up with this stupid idea? I'd kick his arse in a minute, if he was near me.

100 messages? You can't even say hello in 100 messages.

That's bullshit. Retarded. TAKE OFF THE FUCKING MESSAGE LIMIT.

Seriously, I'd like to know why. Can you find it in your heart to tell me why?

Cheers!

**Guitar Shark** · 07-02-2009, 08:31 PM

Sarge's favorite number is 100.

**Imapus Sylicker** · 07-02-2009, 09:18 PM

Oh, I see. Well, why not setting a 100 post limit too, then?

Cheers!

**LoungeMachine** · 07-02-2009, 09:36 PM

My inbox is 100% full.

I like it.

Havent had to listen to anyone one piss, bitch, or moan since....

**POJO_Risin** · 07-02-2009, 09:43 PM

You know what...that's not a fucking bad Idea...100 post limit...

It will be like a doctor giving you three months to live...

"Now...how and when will I use my last 100 posts..."

I say we do it...

...

...

Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

**Imapus Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POJO_Risin

Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

You did, and it's nothing new.

I always post here, when I'm waiting to die.

Anyway, I think I'll create another account so that I have another 100 private messages. Not that I receive that many private messages, mind you. I can go for years without receiving a single one.

But suppose some gorrrgeous grrrl around here is planning spend a few days in the sunny Algarve and getting a piece of the Sylicker at the same time and tries to PM me to see if she can spend a couple of days at Casa del Licker?

It could happen.

And I won't have a sillly PM limit stopping it from actually coming to fruition.

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 10:41 AM

Haha! There we go.

You wouldn't even know the diference.

All PMs shall now be received hencefortwirth.

Take that, you puny Private Message limit.

1 4m 1337, 4nd u c4n't 570p m3. 1 pwnz0r ur 455. 1's r0xx0r!!!

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Where's me sig?

Cheers!

**Cato** · 07-03-2009, 04:56 PM

currently I have 211 messages in my inbox and 63 messages I sent are still in a folder and I said hello at least 10 times in them.

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 08:14 PM

That's because all you have to do is say Konichiwa.

I wanna join the Army's C.I.A.!

Cheers!

**Steve Savicki** · 07-03-2009, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POJO_Risin

Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

Or for people to use insurance to purchase more life support.

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 09:51 PM

Savicki??? On MY thread???

Shoo! Shoo! damn, he's worse than cockroaches. AND he's groaning at us, Cato. After we gave him FIV' STAH'S, too.

Someone get the bug spray. We need Savicki out of hre.

Cheers!

**GAR** · 07-03-2009, 10:27 PM

I don't have any PM limits because I delete them.

I delete them because I can.

I can because I read the toggle-down to change views of inbox or outbox, and selected delet all before I clicked deleted.

Then I clicked Appear Invisible. Now I do not exist.

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-03-2009, 10:38 PM

Oh, Gar is annoyed at moi. Was it because I said bad things about his butt buddy, Savicki?

Listen, fuckhead, I KNOW you can delete Private Messages. I just don't wanna. Don't try to school me, boy. He who gets scared away by Katydid.

And before you concern your faggy little head about yours truly, you should think about Savicki's feelings. You just told EVERYONE that you delete his FIV'-STAH'S requests and his private love messages to you .

And by the way... if you wants to stop viewing your boyfriend, the Shitvickster, as a retard, you should stop trying to protect him. Because you're protecting him just like anyone would protect a retard.

Isn't that ironic? YOU make a retard out of Shitvicky more than anyone in this board.

Go away, Gar. And that Shitvicky with ya.

Cheers!

**ZahZoo** · 07-06-2009, 01:35 PM

For just $19.95 a month you can have unlimited Private Messages!!

But wait there's more...

Call now and we'll double your order!! A $59.95 value. That's right you get the amazing unlimited Private Messages plus we'll throw in another set absolutely free!! Just pay shipping and handling...

But wait there's more...

Call in the next hour and you'll not only receive double the unlimited Private Messages you'll also receive 4 Spamwows, 2 buckets of Oxi-Clean Bung-hole Bleach and a 3 way tea bagging with Savicki and Gar!!

Your homo satisfaction is guaranteed... call now.

Call 1-800-Gar-Steve!!

**standin** · 07-06-2009, 04:24 PM

ZahZoo,
I love you! You shine the light of what a man should be!
You bring in the game to be dressed, sectioned, stored, processed and consumed...
You are so awesome.......
I have decided you are the standard.
You shall be the comparrison....
Writ on this day.
Sworn of sobriety
~j~

**Diamondjimi** · 07-06-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZahZoo

For just $19.95 a month you can have unlimited Private Messages!!

But wait there's more...

Call now and we'll double your order!! A $59.95 value. That's right you get the amazing unlimited Private Messages plus we'll throw in another set absolutely free!! Just pay shipping and handling...

But wait there's more...

Call in the next hour and you'll not only receive double the unlimited Private Messages you'll also receive 4 Spamwows, 2 buckets of Oxi-Clean Bung-hole Bleach and a 3 way tea bagging with Savicki and Gar!!

Your homo satisfaction is guaranteed... call now.

Call 1-800-Gar-Steve!!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 07-06-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZahZoo

For just $19.95 a month you can have unlimited Private Messages!!

But wait there's more...

Call now and we'll double your order!! A $59.95 value. That's right you get the amazing unlimited Private Messages plus we'll throw in another set absolutely free!! Just pay shipping and handling...

But wait there's more...

Call in the next hour and you'll not only receive double the unlimited Private Messages you'll also receive 4 Spamwows, 2 buckets of Oxi-Clean Bung-hole Bleach and a 3 way tea bagging with Savicki and Gar!!

Your homo satisfaction is guaranteed... call now.

Call 1-800-Gar-Steve!!

Er... Thank you Zahzoo, I'm sure that's a fine deal, but I think I'll pass.

Cheers!

**standin** · 07-07-2009, 11:29 AM

I knew I had written some drunk babble to Zoo, just did not know where it was....
Not near as bad as remembered it.

Opps, sorry ZahZoo....

I got to reclassify ya at "really gosh durn nifty" status.

**ZahZoo** · 07-07-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by standin

I knew I had written some drunk babble to Zoo, just did not know where it was....
Not near as bad as remembered it.

Opps, sorry ZahZoo....

I got to reclassify ya at "really gosh durn nifty" status.

Thanks... I'll take a compliment any way I can get it!!

07-02-2009, 09:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
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07-03-2009, 10:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Feel the STEEL Meister Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Member Number: 24698 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,335 Thanks: 342 Thanked 378 Times in 283 Posts Groans: 95 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7 Last Online: Today 09:55 PM	Where's me sig? Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC Last edited by Imapus_Sylicker; 07-03-2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason: Ah, there it is.

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07-03-2009, 08:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Feel the STEEL Meister Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Member Number: 24698 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,335 Thanks: 342 Thanked 378 Times in 283 Posts Groans: 95 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7 Last Online: Today 09:55 PM	That's because all you have to do is say Konichiwa. I wanna join the Army's C.I.A.! Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

07-03-2009, 09:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Feel the STEEL Meister Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Member Number: 24698 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,335 Thanks: 342 Thanked 378 Times in 283 Posts Groans: 95 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7 Last Online: Today 09:55 PM	Savicki??? On MY thread??? Shoo! Shoo! damn, he's worse than cockroaches. AND he's groaning at us, Cato. After we gave him FIV' STAH'S, too. Someone get the bug spray. We need Savicki out of hre. Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

07-03-2009, 10:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Feel the STEEL Meister Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Member Number: 24698 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,335 Thanks: 342 Thanked 378 Times in 283 Posts Groans: 95 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7 Last Online: Today 09:55 PM	Haha! There we go. You wouldn't even know the diference. All PMs shall now be received hencefortwirth. Take that, you puny Private Message limit. 1 4m 1337, 4nd u c4n't 570p m3. 1 pwnz0r ur 455. 1's r0xx0r!!! Cheers!

07-03-2009, 10:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Feel the STEEL Meister Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Member Number: 24698 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,335 Thanks: 342 Thanked 378 Times in 283 Posts Groans: 95 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7 Last Online: Today 09:55 PM	Oh, Gar is annoyed at moi. Was it because I said bad things about his butt buddy, Savicki? Listen, fuckhead, I KNOW you can delete Private Messages. I just don't wanna. Don't try to school me, boy. He who gets scared away by Katydid. And before you concern your faggy little head about yours truly, you should think about Savicki's feelings. You just told EVERYONE that you delete his FIV'-STAH'S requests and his private love messages to you . And by the way... if you wants to stop viewing your boyfriend, the Shitvickster, as a retard, you should stop trying to protect him. Because you're protecting him just like anyone would protect a retard. Isn't that ironic? YOU make a retard out of Shitvicky more than anyone in this board. Go away, Gar. And that Shitvicky with ya. Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

07-06-2009, 01:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
ZahZoo Talks To Trees Crazy Ass Mofo Join Date: Jan 2004 Member Number: 61 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 2,556 Thanks: 108 Thanked 393 Times in 265 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 22 Times in 22 Posts Rep Power: 13 Last Online: Today 08:54 AM	For just $19.95 a month you can have unlimited Private Messages!! But wait there's more... Call now and we'll double your order!! A $59.95 value. That's right you get the amazing unlimited Private Messages plus we'll throw in another set absolutely free!! Just pay shipping and handling... But wait there's more... Call in the next hour and you'll not only receive double the unlimited Private Messages you'll also receive 4 Spamwows, 2 buckets of Oxi-Clean Bung-hole Bleach and a 3 way tea bagging with Savicki and Gar!! Your homo satisfaction is guaranteed... call now. Call 1-800-Gar-Steve!! __________________ "The internet is a way for the unhinged to spread evil, free of supervision or censorship.”

07-06-2009, 04:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
standin Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Member Number: 24487 Location: an apartment Posts: 2,077 Blog Entries: 60 Thanks: 890 Thanked 141 Times in 89 Posts Groans: 260 Groaned at 110 Times in 98 Posts Rep Power: 4 Last Online: 03-05-2010 12:19 AM	ZahZoo, I love you! You shine the light of what a man should be! You bring in the game to be dressed, sectioned, stored, processed and consumed... You are so awesome....... I have decided you are the standard. You shall be the comparrison.... Writ on this day. Sworn of sobriety ~j~

07-07-2009, 11:29 AM	#19 (permalink)
standin Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Member Number: 24487 Location: an apartment Posts: 2,077 Blog Entries: 60 Thanks: 890 Thanked 141 Times in 89 Posts Groans: 260 Groaned at 110 Times in 98 Posts Rep Power: 4 Last Online: 03-05-2010 12:19 AM	I knew I had written some drunk babble to Zoo, just did not know where it was.... Not near as bad as remembered it. Opps, sorry ZahZoo.... I got to reclassify ya at "really gosh durn nifty" status.

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