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Rock and roll needs a hero - not a red rocked tampon! Ladies and gentleman, freaks with flippers and tissue box double dippers - I give you the mighty Diamond David Lee Roth Army. Join our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Sign up, log in and cream your flaps daily -because you can't get this stuff anywhere but here! And put down that sheep...Sam may need it later.

 
   
 

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Happy Birthday Dave

Happy Birthday Dave
Rothtober 10, 1999

Anybody who wants a ride on this bombastical musical birthday ship can hop on and hold on tight!On this day in 1954, The Toastmaster General of the immoral majority, David Lee Roth, was born in Bloomington In. After 50 million records and close to three decades of providing , "Quality Indiana KICK ASS Summertime Rock 'N Roll", the eardrum bustin' and hardrockin' Dave is still kickin yo' ass and ready for warp speed! Anybody who wants a ride on this bombastical musical birthday ship can hop on and hold on tight!
"Van Halen is the 'Get the fuck of f the sidewalk if ya don't like our drivin' ' kinda music!"-DLR
Happy 45th birthday Dave, and thanks for all the rockin' tunes and musical memories.
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