Rock N Roll Hall of Fame 2003  "David Lee Roth Steals the Show" Rock N Roll Hall of Fame 2003  "David Lee Roth Steals the Show" By T4guitar@aol.com Tonight at the 2005 Rock and Roll hall of fame show anything can happen. Our inductees tonight are Van Halen, Def Leppard, Brian Setzer, and Prince. All acts will be performing tonight but the most interesting will be the appearance of Van Halen which has not been confirmed or denied how the band will perform with three singers. Rumors are that Sammy Hagar will not even perform, he is quoted to have said "I'm just showing up to get my award and split, I refuse to share the stage with a clown and a fairy". Gary Cherone, the bands third lead singer who split in 2000 after their 2nd album "VH3 Forever" bombed selling an embarrassing 50,000 copies is quoted saying "It was the worst mistake of my life, I don't even feel as if I deserve this award, but if Eddie says sing will I'll sing". The bands first lead singer the Orchadacious Diamond David Lee Roth who left Van Halen in 1985 to pursue a tremendous solo career and was briefly tricked into reuniting in 1996 had no comment. Well it's showtime folks, the awards have been given and it's time to see the inductees jam, first up is Van Halen who's lineup on stage is still a secret because well, they don't even know yet, Eddie Van Halen said before the show "I'm gonna look at all three of them and say who want's to sing and who ever does will" You should have seen them accepting that award, it was definitely the weirdest thing ever in the history of the show. First Edward excepts his award saying "thanks to all the VH fans, and all the band members over the years, and next month I'm having hip surgery yada yada yada……….." , next Michael Anthony steps up and shocks the world by saying "for all of you who think I had no talent, F$%* You!, and the same goes to you Eddie", then Alex Van Halen says "thanks, bla, bla, bla, my neckbrace, my arm, bla bla bla" and then steps up David Lee Roth and says " Sha Zaam, heard ya missed me, well I'm back and I'd also like to say ………." Next Sammy says his thanks and "I was abducted by aliens that's why I wrote Love comes Walking In, some things are understood and don't need to be discussed" and Gary says "thank God Nuno was forgiving and Extreme went on to sell millions of albums. Now the real fun begins the house lights go down and the crowd begins to cheer (barely) when the curtains come up and there is Ed, Alex, Gary and Sammy. They are performing "Right Now, Without You Medley" and are singing it duet style. Suddenly the 2003 Eddie VH series Telecaster that Eddie is playing drops from his hands and a red and white striped Kramer is hoisted down from the ceiling to Eddie and as Alex kicks into the "Girl Gone Bad" drumbeat you hear "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww" and Dave runs out onto the stage singing "Got one foot out the Door" (Alex comes in ) and Dave then proceeds to do a Jump Spin Cresent Kick (like in Jump video)into Gary's face knocking him clear off the stage, then looks at Sammy and says "I got my ass against the record machine? I don't think so" then side kicks sammy in the ass so hard he flys across the stage into the arms of Gary Cherone. Then VH rips through "Jump", "Panama" and "Girl Gone Bad", then Dave announces, "Original VH, the new album, the tour 2006, coming soon, goodnight". To email the article you just read above to someone else {click here} .

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