The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. Website Established 1/13/99 Days site has been alive To find out why we do this website and our intention and purpose click here. All naked self pictures (women only!) can be sent to  TheStaff@ROTHARMY.com. Complaints: If you are going to complain to the staff about something that you find offensive on this website, don't waste your breath. Chances are.. we don't give a FUCK! We champion free speech on this website, and your complaint won't be the first. If you feel like you still must complain about something click here. Feedback: We love to get positive feedback on this website, so use the links below to  contact our staff.  Roth Army Staff To send an email to the entire staff, mail it to  thestaff@rotharmy.com. Our business address for snail mail purposes is ROTH ARMY WORLD HEADQUARTERS P.O. BOX 3131 HARKER HEIGHTS, TEXAS 76548 Name: Sarge  Email: Webmaster@ROTHARMY.com Position: Webmaster Sarge is the website founder and has done most of the programming and html work for this website. He enjoys long walks on the beach, blow jobs, backrubs and "That Rock 'N Roll" variety you can only get from being a Diamond Dave fan. To read a little more about Sarge {click here} f Name: Brownsound Email: BrownSound1@ROTHARMY.com Position: Brownsound posts news and editorials and is in charge of maintaining our forums with Pojo. This guy is famous for being "The Tri-County Alabama Watermelon Spitting Champion" for 7 years straight. Referred to by the ladies as "Half Man.. Half Horse" we are pleased to have  one of the "biggest" DLR fans on our staff. To read a little more about Brownsound {click here} f Name:  Pojo Risin Email: Pojo_Risin@ROTHARMY.com Position: Pojo posts news and editorials and is in charge of maintaining our forums with Brownsound. We gave him the job here as an act of pity. We had a contest and the only people that entered were POJO and some paralyzed guy who types on some sip and puff machine. Needless to say.. we found a "Diamond" in the rough.  With attitude that's as Brazen and Bold as a Baboons ASS, Pojo is known as a ruthless defender of Diamond Dave and a staunch hater of all things Hagar. To read a little more about Pojo_Risin {click here} f Name: Conmee Email: Conmee@ROTHARMY.com Position: We have no clue what Conmee does. Most of his time is spent surfing SublimeDirectory.com for porn, but sometimes we drag him away and he helps with the website. Hailing from Papua New Guinea,  sometimes known as a ladies man, sometimes known as complete "Bombastic Jackass", Conmee has became a revered spiritual advisor of the David Lee Roth Community. To read a little more about Conmee {click here} .   Name: MEZRO Email: Mezro@ROTHARMY.com Position: From the far reaches of the cosmic universe there comes a legend - the legend of Mezro! We don't know why he is here. We don't know what he wants. We only know that he lives on sports supplements, likes to stack shaved Asian cookies on his mighty hog, calls San Francisco home and lives to boldly write where no man has written before. Want to know more about Mezro? So do we. The last time we asked for more information he gave us the finger, shit in our toaster and breezed a cheesy load onto our George Forman grill. "I guess the champ can't knock out protein as well as fat," screamed Mezro as he ran nude down the hall clutching a Cookie Monster plush toy and a Fleet enema.

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