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The
Diamond David Lee Roth Army. Website Established
1/13/99
Days site has been alive
Site
Purpose:
Why are we doing this
website?!
What
is this site about? Why do we bring you the mayhem
known as the David Lee Roth Army? We could just
say it’s because we are Roth fans. Of course that’s
part of it. We could say it’s because we had
time on our hands, and it was better than starting a
Celine Dion web page. Also true. We could say it
was a good way to meet other Roth maniacs like
ourselves. Again...true. All of these reasons are
part of it, but it goes much deeper than anything I’ve
mentioned.
As most of us know, the
Internet has played an important part of being a fan of
Classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth fan over the past 5
to 10 years. Unfortunately, before 1999, if you
searched the web for a site dedicated to not only David
Lee Roth, but to the attitude that the Diamond One
brings to everything he does, you couldn’t find it.
You could find pockets here and there. Unfortunately,
being a Roth fan meant drowning in the eternal bullshit
known as Sammy Hagar and Gary Cherone. Enter the
David Lee Roth Army.
On January 31, 1999, the David
Lee Roth Army was created to answer the call of David
Lee Roth fans. First and foremost, we created this
site to promote David Lee Roth, Classic Van Halen and
all that pertain to the two. But you see, it’s just
not that simple. When we surfed the web, we wanted
to attract the crazy bastards and bitches that form the
core of that attitude that Roth and classic VH brought
to Rock and Roll and hell...to life.
We’re some wacked-ass
fanatics that quite simply caught the vibe of
Classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth. It’s partly
about the music. That raw-edged, in-your-face
music that started in the backyards of Los Angeles in
1974 , and is currently rockin’ across the US in the
form of the David Lee Roth Band. You remember the
music. That raw music that made you drive a little
faster, fuck a little harder and scream a little louder.
The music that you not only feel in your soul, but
helped shape it.
It’s partly about the
attitude that the music brings. The attitude that
David Lee Roth brings every night. The attitude
that we see spewed out of a Jack bottle at every tour
stop. That “Look at all the people here tonight”
attitude that Roth arguable created. The attitude
that isn’t just words on paper. Hell, Dave was
too drunk to remember the words anyways.
We didn’t go see classic Van
Halen because of the words he was singing, but the
energy he was bringing. That’s what the army is
about. It’s all about being the sounding board for all
David Lee Roth fans.
This is the site dedicated not
only to David Lee Roth, but to all the fans that have
been throwing TV sets out of their hotel rooms since
1974. This site is for all the fans that buy M
& M’s during your lunch breaks and take out all
the brown ones for fun. This site is for those of
you that spew Jack on your girlfriend (or boyfriend)
every time you hear a Roth on the radio. This site is
for all of you that put on your leather ass-pants on
when you turn on your computers. In other words,
we go a step further than all the other Roth and VH
sites. This site is for the music and for the attitude.
Without that, you just can’t have a Roth site
that the real fans will give a rat’s ass about.
But the real reason we are here...the main reason that
the powers that be brought you this site is this:
WE
ARE A SITE CREATED BY FANS OF DAVID LEE ROTH, FOR DAVID
LEE ROTH FANS. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE.
We sure as hell aren’t doing
it for the money, because this site loses more money
than a 350 pound, toothless hooker. We aren’t
doing it to meet chicks. We aren’t doing it for
hidden bootlegs. We aren’t doing it to even meet
David Lee Roth. We aren’t doing it to cater to
anyone...except the fans that have bled with us since
the beginning. Whether your beginning was while
you were wearing your bell-bottoms and butterfly-collars
outside of the Whiskey in 1975, or picking that pimple
off your ass in 1999 when Slam Dunk came on the
radio...it doesn’t matter. We, unlike some of
the kiss-asses
we
have met online are not motivated by greed...whether it
be backstage passes, or blow-jobs from Dave’s 70’s
groupies. We could care less about kissing up to
ANYONE to receive backstage passes (note: this is
added because we have witnessed some god awful
asskissing over the years...and if you think this
pertains to you...it DOES. If you don’t like
it....FUCK YOU).
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Self promotional blurb--->
What we have created here is one of the largest and most
comprehensive Rock Websites on the internet. We
have been mentioned on VH1 twice, MTV twice, and a slew
of other printed rock magazines and Websites across the
internet. Our interviews have been featured and
reprinted in such online publications such as Knac.com,
among others. Quite simply...if you want the
latest news...the hottest interviews...and literally
days of Roth information...come to the Army. We’re
the best at what we do.
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Self Promotional blurb--->
If you are a true fan of David Lee Roth from the Mammoth
days of Van Halen to the creative days of Roth solo,
this is your site. Bring your attitude, your
knowledge, your Jack Daniels and your assless chaps and
enjoy what David Lee Roth is all about right here at the
David Lee Roth Army.
To contact our staff click
here.
Enjoy,
The Crazy Ass Mo'Fos who run this website.
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