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Real Van Halen fans have had enough!

In 1996, 2000 and 2002 we were teased with the possible return of the 
greatest front man ever: Diamond David Lee Roth! We waited patiently 
for the new songs that would follow Me Wise Magic and Can't Get This 
Stuff No More and all we got was silence, speculation and an amazing 
amount of indifference from the Van Halen brothers. Not a nice way to 
treat the very people that made these 2 drunks multi-millionaires.

In 2004 the word leaked out: Sammy "The Scam" Hagar was back in the 
fold. While trailer park protein gobblers and mullet sporting gas 
station attendants celebrated, real Van Halen fans cringed.

We have finally had enough! Enough of Van Hagar brand fecal syrup rock. 
Enough of a 57 year old, bloated tequila salesman parading around in 
Jimmy Buffett wear. Enough of classic Van Halen standards like 
Unchained and Jump butchered by a hack who hates singing anything from 
the DLR era live. Enough of crappy, cliche lyrics that make a 
conversation with Mike Tyson seem deep. Enough of a guy who just sings 
for his supper and approaches entertaining like a paint by number tool. 
Real Van Halen fans will not support this trash!

We'd like to ask all fans of the David Lee Roth era Van Halen to help 
us stop the musical madness. For more information on what to do, how to 
do it and where to do it, visit ROTHARMY.COM