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Rape, Murder,
Molest…Who Cares!
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Rape, Murder, Molest…Who
Cares!
Just Entertain Us.
Steve Kattula (skattula@yahoo.com)
I have seen the future: Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson, and Roman
Polanski are walking hand in hand to the cheers of millions. They
receive their collective "Forgotten Entertainers" award.
The crowd buries them in a sonic wave of adulation.
If pessimism holds true, that future isn't far away. After some time
off and out of the limelight, not only forgiveness, but also
glorification of these creeps has begun (especially with Michael
Jackson). To a vast majority of society, these are infamous
(umm…bad guys) folks. But at the same time, each was at the
pinnacle of their respective entertainment field at one point.
Society has begun to equate "forgiving" what we view as an
awful act with both forgetting and even rewarding. Does it have
something to do with the value we place on being entertained?
On Wednesday night, Michael Jackson came out from years of avoiding
stage performance with a dance to highlight the N'Sync performance.
He couldn't have garnered a louder round of applause. The next day,
MTV host Carson Daily fielded a call on "TRL" that was
critical of Michael for his probable past actions. He answered,
"Can't we forget what he did in the past …because when
Michael Jackson walks out on stage everyone is just like, 'yea'[pumps
fist]!."
The audiences inside and outside couldn't have been behind his
'heartfelt' incomplete sentence more. What Mr. Daily said was
important, and representative of the frightening attitude that many
seem to be displaying in the case of "The Gloved One".
That attitude is: we're going to ignore the fact that you slept with
young boys because your value to us as an entertainer outweighs even
terrible acts we believe true. They are willing to let 'x' action
slide(when they believe 'x' to be both wrong and true) because
he/she can give them 'y' entertainment value.
Lawrence Taylor exhibited the same attitude on the same day while
being interviewed on Howard Stern's radio show. He talked candidly
about playing golf with O.J. Simpson and just laughed about it when
Howard sarcastically, calculatedly and repeatedly brought up the
point that O.J, in all likelihood, murdered two people. 'L.T.'
jovially replied, "we just don't talk about that." Howard
brilliantly went on with sarcastic O.J. questions (again
demonstrating what separates him from his copycat hacks-the ability
to apply meaningful sarcasm) to a shockingly unbothered Lawrence
Taylor.
The way Howard was going about the interview was pure genius. In
joking with LT, he sarcastically pointed the finger at the very
topic I'm going off on here. In answering, LT chose not to defend
the actions of O.J, but rather imply that we should just
"forgot about them" merely because it was "cool"
to hang out with O.J. He even went on to state that O.J. had
mentioned many times that he wants to play golf with Howard Stern!
L.T. didn't seem bothered one bit that Howard was sarcastically
stalling just short of calling him an accomplice to murder!
Similarly, Roman Polanski is starting to make a name for himself
again as a film-maker with younger generation. But the younger
generation is not being informed that Polanski was convicted for the
statutory rape of a 13-year old girl and he fled to France from
America to avoid prison. They just think he lives in France because
it's "cool". There's no doubt that Polanski made great
films, but society must also neither forget, nor avoid, nor ignore
the man's past actions.
As we learned in the first South Park Halloween Special, Hitler was
evil, but also very charismatic and entertaining. The character 'Cartman'
proceeded to happily imitate the vaudevillian antics of the
small-mustachioed stage performer, and his classmates giddily
globbed up Cartman's spirited showmanship. Was this really any
different than Carson Daily?
And speaking of Carson, his answer should have been, "No! Of
course we're not going to forget that Michael Jackson never quit the
Boy Scouts!" By the same token, no one…NO ONE should be
golfing with O.J. and then bragging about it if you agree his
murdered his wife! And Roman Polanski's name should be forever
stained like a toddler's first pair of underwear. I don't care how
good Chinatown was!
The novel Fatherland chronicles an a world where Germany never lost
World War II, the charismatic and entertaining Hitler never lost
office, and the world never found out about the Holocaust. The end
of the novel details a detective finding the last relics of truth
that these odious acts occurred when he finds the last remaining
stones of a long-since dismantled Auchwitz. Let us not have a future
where a puzzled archeologist is unearthing Neverland Ranch.
This article inspired by David Lee Roth...the man with the gonads to
tell it like it is, fool!
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