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The world according to Diamond Dave delivered in an over-the-top, sensational, technicolor display of words and world wisdom that transcends just mere understanding but is a way of life.
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"Lead Singers
Leaving"
By Brian Shaffer (WARF)
There is just enough rage in me,
To make me wanna choke Valerie
Is it Ray Danniels greed,
To make Eddie get rid of every lead
Gary you grabbed your butt
you grabbed it fast,
then you shoved your head right up your ass
Eddie looks at him, he's barely breathin',
that's what makes lead singers leaving
Gary's gone, Gary's Gone
Gary's gone, Gary's Gone (ooohh)
(guitar solo)
Yeah, Alex bang head, now he got neckbrace
People bought VHIII, cuz people got bad taste
Eddie's drinkin' and smokin'
Valeries SCREAMING!
Now David Lee Roth is fucking leaving!
Dave's gone, Dave's gone
Dave's gone, Dave's gone (ooohh)
(guitar solo)
Singers', Lead singers leaving
We're just singers (VHIII collects dust)
Singers leaving (VHIII collects dust)
Repeat 3x
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