i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Tribute to the old post..

Ok we know that Dave has slept with many beautiful women.. but I was wondering if Dave has ever "Hogged it"
That is slept with a fat, obese, Kentucky Fried Chicken Eatin Mo 'fo

Do you think Dave has ever lowered his standards?

[David Lee Roth]

Re: i WONDER IF DAVE HAS EVER "HOGGED IT"

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Tribute to the old post..

Ok we know that Dave has slept with many beautiful women.. but I was wondering if Dave has ever "Hogged it"
That is slept with a fat, obese, Kentucky Fried Chicken Eatin Mo 'fo

Do you think Dave has ever lowered his standards?

Fat? obese?
Shut up, before I stick my boot so far up your butt that you'll be spit-shining it with your tongue.

That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway.

Babes dude, ONLY babes!

[Elitest]

I dont seethe connection between the post and the pic...unless thats sposed to be Miss piggy ? but it doesnt look like her..in fact it looks more like grimsdale !

[flappo]

no missus no
hes currently being buggered by the bass palyer from nexus

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Elitest
I dont seethe connection between the post and the pic...unless thats sposed to be Miss piggy ? but it doesnt look like her..in fact it looks more like grimsdale !

All I know is that he is slapping that ass!

[Vlad Fubar]

Hogged it, Dogged it & Kermit the muthafuckin Frogged it all the way to a hangover that would kill most sane men...

I have no doubt that Dave HAS "Hogged It", but I gotta wonder if that chick was still hot by most dudes' standards.

Rock!

Vlad

[Polk High]

who hasn't hogged it?

[Polk High]

the pict is confusing though

[rustoffa]

I'd be willing to bet that Dave's tried the plumper thing...come on,if nothing else just for some kinda "case study"hahaha

[BrownSound1]

I remember this was a thread on the old Army forum...good to see it is back in all of its glory.

[lesfunk]

Well, Dave did say he fucked the Go Go's....

[Elitest]

I have never hogged it


and i dont intend to

[choppizz]

Originally posted by Elitest
I have never hogged it


and i dont intend to

Being a virgin doesn't count, Elitest.
In Diamond Dave's own words " I am an autosexual ". Take it for what it is - he'll fuck anything that moves!!
You go Dave!

[Vlad Fubar]

In the late, great words of Frank Booth, "I'll fuck anything that moves!!!!"

Others:

"I'll send you a Love Letter, Fucker! You know what a Love Letter is? It's a bullet from a God Damn Gun, Fucker!"

"Heineken?!?!?! Fuck that shit!!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!"

Oh, the list could go on...

Rock!

Vlad

[Panamark]

Ah the old thread ! This was one of the funniest ever of the old Army threads.

As far as Dave Hoggin it. I think every now and then the net breaks and a big one gets through. Im sure he's hogged it once or twice. In Australia we have got a funny drinking nightclub/pub game. Basically the winner gets a case of beer. The object being whoever picks up the fugliest hog and fuggs her, wins the case of beer. (With the losers chipping in for the case of beer) Usually played by a group of four or more males. I never won. My mates would always go that one step lower than me.

Now, from memory the next twist this thread took was whether Hitch had ever hogged it, and I think he admitted he was a hog conissuer, as long as port one and two were disease free and clean...

Ah Mammories.........