From one of my Girlfriends

[Ozzy Fudd]

FIVE REASONS WHY YOU DON"T WANT TO BE A PENIS


1 -- you're bald your whole life---

2 -- you have a hole in your head--

3 -- your neighbors are nuts--

4 -- the guy behind you is an asshole--

5 -- every time you get excited you throw up and faint

[lms2]

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request DENIED for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- does not have a degree;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- shows no fidelity to the workplace;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

[Ozzy Fudd]

LMAO

[Rebel]

Good stuff guys!!!

[smaz]

Another reason is because your best friend is a cunt.

[lms2]

and your master beats you all the time :elvis:

[DeadOrAlive]

God that's funny!