The Bin Laden Pool

[LoungeMachine]

WHEN WILL THE ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCE THE CAPTURE OF OBL?

Many have speculated that Osama Bin Laden has already been captured, or at the very least 100% contained. His "capture" is to be timed to "seal" the election for the "war president"

Naturally it will first be leaked to Faux News, but within hours of that The Shrub will stand on a podium and announce to the world his capture with that smirk we have all grown to love.

My guess?

Wednesday, October 13 th. 2 p.m. Pacific time


Just works well with the news cycle.


Winner gets the satisfaction of annoying the shit out of Elvis

[FORD]

Sammy Hagar would love it. He could re-release his stupid song about his own birthday "10-13" and rewrite it with Busheep lyrics.

[TLR]

Hey, maybe at the very same time they will finally come clean with the fact that the moon really IS made of cheese and there is a man living in it as well.

Unreal...

[madraoul]

Originally posted by TLR
Hey, maybe at the very same time they will finally come clean with the fact that the moon really IS made of cheese and there is a man living in it as well.

Unreal...

How would we know, since we've never been to the moon (just kidding.) But I do believe Osama is going to leave his plush Saudi mansion and grace us with his presence any day now.

[Viking]

This is an October 1 prediction:

If Bush is at +5 - around October 23rd.

If Bush is even/-5 - October 10th.

Just to piss off you tinfoil-hat zeroes that think he's been stewing in an Afghani prison cell for a year or so.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Viking
Just to piss off you tinfoil-hat zeroes that think he's been stewing in an Afghani prison cell for a year or so.

Thanks Vik.

pity our delusions

[FORD]

Originally posted by Viking


Just to piss off you tinfoil-hat zeroes that think he's been stewing in an Afghani prison cell for a year or so.

Nah, he's been in whatever passes for a "Club Fed" minimum security facility in Pakistan, in custody of BCECIA's franchise agency, the ISI.

[freak]

Originally posted by FORD
Nah, he's been in whatever passes for a "Club Fed" minimum security facility in Pakistan, in custody of BCECIA's franchise agency, the ISI.

ISI?

I'm not familiar with that one.
Please elucidate.

[LoungeMachine]

and while you're at it.......let me know what elucidate means

Explain couldn't have worked?

or elaborate?

[freak]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
and while you're at it.......let me know what elucidate means

Explain couldn't have worked?

or elaborate?

Boy, for a free-thinking liberal, you sure have a fascist view towards the English language.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by freak
Boy, for a free-thinking liberal, you sure have a fascist view towards the English language.

Nah, just insecure


Hate it when I have to remember a new word

Like Catastrophic Success


or


Evildoers

[freak]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Nah, just insecure


Hate it when I have to remember a new word

Like Catastrophic Success


or


Evildoers

Ok. That was funny

Elucidate \E*lu"ci*date\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Elucidated; p.
pr. & vb. n. Elucidating.] [LL. elucidatus, p. p. of
elucidare; e + lucidus full of light, clear. See Lucid.]
To make clear or manifest; to render more intelligible; to
illustrate; as, an example will elucidate the subject.

I'm sure you got it from the context, though.

[LoungeMachine]

God would I LOVE to see the Shrub trip over THAT one

It's time my fellow Americans, for all of us to elucadote, elucidare, electrocute our victories

[freak]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
God would I LOVE to see the Shrub trip over THAT one

It's time my fellow Americans, for all of us to elucadote, elucidare, electrocute our victories

I'll be the first to admit, he has a hard time on the stump

[FORD]

Originally posted by freak
ISI?

I'm not familiar with that one.
Please elucidate.

Short for "Inter-Services Intelligence". As I said, it's the CIA franchise agency for Pakistan. They have long been associated with Al Qaeda, as the ISI aided the CIA's Tim Osman in training the "Mujahadeen" rebels to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan. The Mujahadeen later became Al Qaeda, and their leader Tim Osman.......

Well, let's just say he's better known by his Saudi birth name these days.