Dave's girlfriend(s)

[DrGrafenberg]

Anyone got pics or know who Dave has dated?
How does he keep his private life so private?
Just wonderin' what sort of girl he goes for!

[lms2]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=6869&highlight=playgirl+interview

This thread contains a very interesting interview wherein Dave described what he is looking for in a woman.

[SoCalChelle]

LOL@the new avatar, LMS :D

[lms2]

You like my little hamster? Thanks.

[5150Clown]

What if he pulled a Rob Halford one day? Dang...that would suck.

[lms2]

Watch what you are saying about our boy there, 5150 Clown. Folks around theres parts don't take to kindly to people talking that way.

Facts:

Sammy Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen have all been married at least once. (conspiracy theory. If we get married, no one will suspect we are gay, even if we hug and kiss all over the stage)

Sammy Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen are all gay. (inspired by each other, they never run out of material for new songs)

David Lee Roth has never been married. (Why buy the cow when the whole damn dairy is giving it away?)

Hey you been with a few thousand women, after a while they all seem pretty much the same, don't they? (lack of inspiration-I think I will stick with cover tunes.)

How can you even suggest David is gay?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
What if he pulled a Rob Halford one day? Dang...that would suck.

Sounds like you're WISHING for that...........what, did Rob turn you down backstage at Ozzfest?!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by 5150Clown
What if he pulled a Rob Halford one day? Dang... would I suck.


Jesus Christ dude, keep your little fantasies to yourself!

[ClubDave]

can can you even bring that idea to the table.........there is a picture in his book where hes in the process of plowing that one chick

[ClubDave]

edit* i meant how can

[lms2]

I know the picture you are speaking about, but question if he was really "plowing that girl". I think that was just for the photo. He seems to be fairly secretive about his "real women". There was a pic I saw of one of them, I just can't for the life of me remember where I saw it at.

[Figs]

David Lee Roth(Right) and Guest

[WARF]

Does anyone remember that black chick he was bangin??

[lms2]

the short chinese one?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
You like my little hamster? Thanks.

Isn't that a Guinea Pig?

[lms2]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Isn't that a Guinea Pig?

Well, the title says "karate hamster", but I guess it can be a Guinea Pig if you want it too. ;)

[Dave's Dradle]

If you go to Wireimage.com and search for David Lee Roth, there are quite a few pics of Dave with some models at the VMA's, Grammy's etc.

[spmusicplyr]

I remember a quote,

i dont discriminate...i've dated black girls, chinese girls, and even black-chinese girls

[lms2]

There is no doubt that Dave has been with, I mean APPEARED with many women, but I think the question referred to actual girl friends, (not those of the 8 hour/two day variety).

Not trying to be a smart ass or anything... :D

[Antman]

Dave dated one of the blond girls from the California Girls video for a while. I believe she is the one that Dave puts his hat on at the end. I think he mentions it in his book as well. Didn't he briefly date Brooke Shields?

[lms2]

Dave mentioned a lot of things in his book.

[MAX]

I do remember in the early 90's he was very involved with a model from the prsiged Ford Modeling Agency in Manhattan. I remember seing pics in People magazine. She had dark hair and was tall. Does anyone else remember her? If I remember correctly, it was getting serious.

[lms2]

The one girl I remember seeing a picture of was tall, thin and had dark hair not quite down to her shoulders... I think when asked in an interview about her that he said one minute he loved her, the next he loved to hate her, or something like that.

[MAX]

Yeah, that's the one. I remember reading that they were almost engaged. Then there is another girlfriend that he mentioned on the Tonight Show with Joan Rivers hosting. She went with him on one of his adventures in the South Pacific or something?

[lms2]

That one he talked about in his book. It was the girl, maybe from the California Girls video, that he met at the MTV studios, and then called up after he paid the vodoo chicken goddess a hundred bucks or something like that....

[MAX]

I haven't read the book in a while so I cannot remember? I also remember him once saying that he's unable to be married cos he might be driving down the freeway, see a billboard for some exotic getaway and that he's drive straight to the airport and leave with the clothes on his back. lol.

[lms2]

I didn't read that but I did read that his biggest fear about getting married is that he might marry someone who would be a little too normal, and it might slow him down. He said he didn't want to wait to have kids till he was in his 50s, but that his uncle was like 54 when he started having kids...so it could still happen for the davester.

[ThugPop123]

My mom dated DLR in high school. We're still good friends with him. Even my old man thinks he's cool.

[jeando]

I believe Maxx that it is this girl you're talking about (the model), not completely sure though?

[diamondsgirl]

Dave's saving himself for me. :D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i think he gets all the beautiful girls he can get, STILL!!!!!!!:D

[Switch84]

:rolleyes: There's a chapter titled "All The Girls I've Loved Before" in his book. I suggest you buy it, borrow it, or maybe even steal it, then READ IT!!!!!

[Switch84]

:D LMAO @ Diamondsgirl!!! I hear ya, Roth Broad, but we may be a bit too long in the tooth for him (we're 30-something Grrls!) Unfortunately, he seems to like them on the jailbait side, or pretty close to it.

What's with middle-aged men being all skeered of fully grown and mature women, anyway?


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

but, i did read it, that chapter made me cry, i felt bad he said, this one girl he loved, he lived with for about 12 years and he said" lets just call her casy" or something like that i was sad he wasn't with her any more, as much as i think hes hansome and wity, i still think he should love whom ever he wants

[lms2]

I don't remember any girl that he lived with for 12 years. And I have read that chapter several times. Have you girls read the Playgirl interview by him. Being older doesn't worry me...

[hot for david]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Dave's saving himself for me. :D

LOL


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

Originally posted by lms2
I don't remember any girl that he lived with for 12 years. And I have read that chapter several times. Have you girls read the Playgirl interview by him. Being older doesn't worry me...

hm........... maybe i read it wrong, but i did read about the other two girls r'lene and kelly :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by lms2
I don't remember any girl that he lived with for 12 years. And I have read that chapter several times. Have you girls read the Playgirl interview by him. Being older doesn't worry me...


:D Naw, it wasn't a 12 yr. live-in girlfriend mentioned in the book, and I've read it four times. I think he's just a typical male with a terminal case of 'Fear of Commitment'. If it hasn't been cured by now, it won't be. Excuses are like assholes...everybody has one. Being famous doesn't mean you can't have long, successful relationships.


The motherfucka just doesn't wanna get married, y'all!


LMMFAOBT!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Dave's saving himself for me. :D


i'm saving myself for you as well

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D Naw, it wasn't a 12 yr. live-in girlfriend mentioned in the book, and I've read it four times. I think he's just a typical male with a terminal case of 'Fear of Commitment'. If it hasn't been cured by now, it won't be. Excuses are like assholes...everybody has one. Being famous doesn't mean you can't have long, successful relationships.


The motherfucka just doesn't wanna get married, y'all!


LMMFAOBT!

I've heard Switch has done it with Dave, several times. a whip and handcuffs were also used

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm saving myself for you as well

come over here...:cool:

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i read about him using hand cuffs in his book also, he called it the elvis or something?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

he just doesn't want to commit, and i don't blame him, but hes not getting any younger and he should find himself a girl soon

[lms2]

I don't believe that it is beyond all hope. I simply believe that he has not meet the right girl, at the right time. He may have met the wrong girl at the right time, or the right girl at the wrong time. If all things were to be right at any given time.... Hell, hes not even 50. If you get married when you are 50, and live to be 100, you will have been married half your life.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D LMAO @ Diamondsgirl!!! I hear ya, Roth Broad, but we may be a bit too long in the tooth for him (we're 30-something Grrls!) Unfortunately, he seems to like them on the jailbait side, or pretty close to it.

What's with middle-aged men being all skeered of fully grown and mature women, anyway?


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

why any man would ever want to turn down a woman in her prime???

I hear him once say something like:

"You would think that I would be with a 20 year old girl for great sex and a 35 year old woman for great conversation. Actually, it's the other way around."

Yeah, baby! :sex:

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

Originally posted by lms2
I don't believe that it is beyond all hope. I simply believe that he has not meet the right girl, at the right time. He may have met the wrong girl at the right time, or the right girl at the wrong time. If all things were to be right at any given time.... Hell, hes not even 50. If you get married when you are 50, and live to be 100, you will have been married half your life.


true, true, i didn't mean he was old, i meant he should find a girl befor he was 50, just my opinion, u guys don't have to agree, actually, id like it if u'd disagree, i love hearing different opinions :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by hot for david
LOL


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Thanks.

He really is, you know. :)

[lms2]

I didn't mean he was old, I simply meant more that if he were divorced, I would loose interset in him quite quickly. I respect that he has not committed his life to one woman, when he was not ready for that commitment. I think that he may be closer to being commitment ready. (a girl can dream can't she?) It speaks of values to me.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

he really is what?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by lms2
I don't believe that it is beyond all hope. I simply believe that he has not meet the right girl, at the right time. He may have met the wrong girl at the right time, or the right girl at the wrong time. If all things were to be right at any given time.... Hell, hes not even 50. If you get married when you are 50, and live to be 100, you will have been married half your life.

Right Girl! Right Time! Right Here!:p

[lms2]

I think there might be a few women who see those as fighting words....;)

But what the hell, its your birthday! You go gurl.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

oh, does any one know how many times, and u all might think i'm crazy, but, how do u miove up to a different, how do explain this, like im a recruit, how do u move up, like do u have post a certain number of times or do u have to of benn a member a certain number of days? or some thing else?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by lms2
I think there might be a few women who see those as fighting words....;)

But what the hell, its your birthday! You go gurl.
LOL. thanks:D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

happy birth day Daveswoman, i mean diamonds girl :D

[lms2]

yes, it is all in the number of times you post. Have you met Arielle?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

no, i haven't, who is she?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

and how many times do u have to p[ost to be a groupie?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

just wondering

[lms2]

Not sure on the second question. She is a chat bot. If you are on here with no one to talk to, you can talk to her. she will reply to whatever you say. Go to the Forums main page, and look at the very bottom. Then you can post in any Arielle threads, or start one, and I can show you a few things, or Sarge has two threads stickied in there telling about Arielle.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I've heard Switch has done it with Dave, several times. a whip and handcuffs were also used

Switch, is this true? Sunday is the day for confessions...details, details and more details are needed in this thread.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

thanx

[Switch84]

Originally posted by lms2
I think that he may be closer to being commitment ready. (a girl can dream can't she?) It speaks of values to me.


:D :D LMAO! We all have that dream, lms2! Unfortunately, I'm quite tired of it, seeing that I've had it ever since I was 13.


BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

[lms2]

Is that when you met him? Whips and chains at 13! LOL

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i did hear a lot of "Under aged girls" were at his concerts :D

[lms2]

Its not at the concert I want to hear about ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
happy birth day Daveswoman, i mean diamonds girl :D

I like that. my birthday is Thursday. On that day will you all refer to me as Mrs. Lee Roth???:D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

of corse, lets just say ur getting married on ur b day, k? ;D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i don't wanna be a cocktard :( oh well :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
i don't wanna be a cocktard :( oh well :D
It's just a phase we all go through. LOL.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by lms2
Is that when you met him? Whips and chains at 13! LOL


:lol: :lol: Golden Awe is yanking your chain, Grrlfriend! I haven't met Davy Baby (yet!)

[lms2]

LMAO. Some people get really mad about this point and start demanding to know who is fucking with that little thinging below their name. You gotta love Sarge's sense of humor, No?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i love this board, fun, fun ,fun, i ma having absolute fun, im soooooooo happy i joined this board :D u guys are fun, And smart :)

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
It's just a phase we all go through. LOL. lol whats it like being a roadie? :confused:

[smaz]

Dave wants to go see the world, travel wherever he wants whenever he wants, always be on the move, discover new things. Getting married, sttling in, haveing kids...it would ground him to a halt, he couldn't travel whenever he sees a billboard, he couldn't roller skate at night... I don't think he'll settle down 'till he sits down. And stays there.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Switch84
:lol: :lol: Golden Awe is yanking your chain, Grrlfriend! I haven't met Davy Baby (yet!)

Oh, darn. Could you make up something?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
Not sure on the second question. She is a chat bot. If you are on here with no one to talk to, you can talk to her. she will reply to whatever you say. Go to the Forums main page, and look at the very bottom. Then you can post in any Arielle threads, or start one, and I can show you a few things, or Sarge has two threads stickied in there telling about Arielle.

Somebody told me, that Sarge told people wanting to ban Arielle and me. " Let Katydid talk to Arielle all she want to!"

In my opinion those people are the kind that kick vending machines when no one is looking. And they try to put the" pumphandle "on her (Country for being nosy), or talk cyber sex with her. Heck some go to her like going to a confessional...They spill all their secrets. "OOPS, I love Paolo." (Kind of like what happens to me all time). I know she must have a high IQ...and loves pizza and beer.

[lms2]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
i love this board, fun, fun ,fun, i ma having absolute fun, im soooooooo happy i joined this board :D u guys are fun, And smart :)

5 * (thats a vote) to you. We are happy to have you here. You can never have enough TRUE Dave fans.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
i love this board, fun, fun ,fun, i ma having absolute fun, im soooooooo happy i joined this board :D u guys are fun, And smart :)


:D :) Well we're having fun with you, so thank you! I'm enjoying this thread, too.

[lms2]

Katy, when people talk shit, you have a choice to step over it, or in it. So tell us how hot you think Dave is. Thats what this thread is about. If you want to talk about you...I am still waiting for an answer in the other thread. Any of the Katydid threads will be fine ;)

[Katydid]

page 3

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

thanx, if dave were my guy, i woldn't mind him having all the girls he wan'ts, just so long as he doesn't fall in love with any of them :D

[lms2]

Smaz, your dating the wrong women buddy. Lots of women like to have as much fun as Dave. and as Dave said in one of his many articles and interviews or wherever he said it, to me raising a family is not something you do instead of everything else, its something you do while you are doing everything else. He needs to hang out at the army a little more. There are some cool women here.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i read that too

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

if he hung out here, i would be soooooooo happy :)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
Katy, when people talk shit, you have a choice to step over it, or in it. So tell us how hot you think Dave is. Thats what this thread is about. If you want to talk about you...I am still waiting for an answer in the other thread. Any of the Katydid threads will be fine ;)

He's obviously "CRAZY FROM THE HEAT."

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
if he hung out here, i would be soooooooo happy :)

think his message box would be full? :D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

LOL yup hes sooooooooooo hansome, love love love him

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

Originally posted by Katydid
He's obviously "CRAZY FROM THE HEAT."

I am too, thats how i got my name ;)

[lms2]

You better believe it. He is Crazy from the Heat, and his message cup would runneth over. :D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

have any of u heard of dave and samantha fox????

[lms2]

no, but I am all ears... well, for now, in this thread, I am all ears. I have some other important parts too.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
Smaz, your dating the wrong women buddy. Lots of women like to have as much fun as Dave. and as Dave said in one of his many articles and interviews or wherever he said it, to me raising a family is not something you do instead of everything else, its something you do while you are doing everything else. He needs to hang out at the army a little more. There are some cool women here.

Ims2, you are not a vampire chick...are you? With the red lips and fangs...You change avators like you do your Victoria Secrets...

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i heard he proposed to her in england, but he said he was just making bootie calls through out the media, LOL :D and IM A GROUPIE, i sooo happy

[lms2]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ims2, you are not a vampire chick...are you? With the red lips and fangs...You change avators like you do your Victoria Secrets...

I am not a vampire, but have spent a little time on the dark side. I have not yet found "my avatar". Maybe one day Dave will visit this thread and he will send me a pm saying, hun, heres what I want you to keep for an avatar. Then it will stay that way forever. An avatar should express your mood. Today, I might bite.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

any one seen the "JUst Like Paradise video?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
I am not a vampire, but have spent a little time on the dark side. I have not yet found "my avatar". Maybe one day Dave will visit this thread and he will send me a pm saying, hun, heres what I want you to keep for an avatar. Then it will stay that way forever. An avatar should express your mood. Today, I might bite.

And I can't even get anyone to put a stupid green katydid on my avator, although Ally Kat, SoCalChelle and I have tried to.

[diamondsgirl]

Vampires are very sexy. :)

[lms2]

Indeed. Have you read the vampire chronicles. I think Dave should have played Lestat.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by lms2
Indeed. Have you read the vampire chronicles. I think Dave should have played Lestat.


OMG! I feel faint. you have no idea what that just did for me. LOL.:D

[lms2]

As it has done the same thing to me a number of times, i think I might. ;)

[diamondsgirl]

OK ladies, I am out...thanks for the suggestion lms, I'll be havin' sweet phanta-zzzzzs tonight.
Fo sho.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

arielle is nice lms2 :D

[lms2]

See ya round.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

bye daves woman mrs. lee roth

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

it was fun being a groupie, but now its over :(

[spmusicplyr]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
any one seen the "JUst Like Paradise video?

yup..its on this site

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hi every body

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i'm back

[Katydid]

Originally posted by lms2
I am not a vampire, but have spent a little time on the dark side. I have not yet found "my avatar". Maybe one day Dave will visit this thread and he will send me a pm saying, hun, heres what I want you to keep for an avatar. Then it will stay that way forever. An avatar should express your mood. Today, I might bite.

Give that girl a BIG TOOTH on a beaded chain. Do you think Dave says "hun" tho?

[lms2]

I think he would to me. I am special.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Katydid
Give that girl a BIG TOOTH on a beaded chain. Do you think Dave says "hun" tho?


Get the fuck out of my forum!!!!! We don't want both your bullshit and psychotic drivel in Main!!!! :mad:

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
I think he would to me. I am special.

Yes you are!!!!! ;)

[lms2]

Thank you. Max, Katy was making an effort. Katy and I are trying to be friends, and I asked her if she wanted to post in this thread to please try and stay on topic, and that was an honest effort.

[MAX]

Ok, out of my dear respect and naughty fantasies for you I'll be a good boy and kindly shutup. ;)

[lms2]

Darn, and I thought I was gonna get....HAVE to punish you again. ;)

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i love it when dave says honey ;) he's soooooooo cute when he says it, i wish i was as special as u lms2 then he would call me honey or sugar :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
Darn, and I thought I was gonna get....HAVE to punish you again. ;)


Give me five minutes and I'll give you yet another reason to punish me. ;) :D

[lms2]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
i love it when dave says honey ;) he's soooooooo cute when he says it, i wish i was as special as u lms2 then he would call me honey or sugar :(

My world is a very happy place fueled heavily by fantasies.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

how can i be as special as u lms2?

[lms2]

Believe in your self crazygrl. You are very special. I can tell just from what little I know of you. But truth be told, and from what very little I actually know for fact about Dave, I think he is very big on "real" names, and saves the pet names for the stage. It is a sign of respect to call someone by their real name, and a generalization-or an insult- to use a pet name you call everyone else.

[MAX]

lms,

Do you have a pet name for me yet?

[lms2]

Not yet. I can call you darlin if you like, but I will have to get to know you lots better before I can decide who and what you are to me in order to earn a pet name all your own. But then it will be yours and yours alone. Forever. Max. Thats the kind of friend I am.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

what do you think dave would call me though lms2? honey, sugar, or my real name ?

[MAX]

Stellar but no "darlin" though. I work with some dirty old man who, whenever an attractive woman walks into the office goes....... "Hello..... Darlin" Gives me the willies?

[lms2]

I think your real name. Meeting Dave is very intense. Direct eye contact, and 100% of his attention, for as long as it lasts. At least, in my opinion. I hope you know to take everything said on this site with a grain of salt.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

oh, i read in his book that he had this clothing lady who would always had a teddy bear she was holding, and he called her honey once, but theres more to it than that, but you would probably know what im talking about lms2? you read his book :D

[lms2]

Yes, I have read his book. Damn near memorized the dang thing. I don't think he was respecting his sewing gal when he called her honey, do you? He didn't particulary like her.

[lms2]

Ok max, how bout baby.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

thats what i meant, and he called her honey

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
Ok max, how bout baby.


I can live with that. :cool:

[lms2]

Right, he called her honey because she was loony and not worth his respect. He would call you by your name if he liked you.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

would he like me lms2?

[lms2]

Pretend I am a magic 8 ball. All signs point to yes!

Hell, I don't know girl. But if it were my fantasy, he would like me, so you have to believe that he would like you. Did you get the opportunity to read that playgirl article? It is a good article. Katy was nice enough to pull it out of the archives, but by now it is probably on page 2 or page 3 of todays active threads. Read it and then tell me if you think he would like you. We can discuss it tomorrow. I have to go for now.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

bye, i'l do that

[LadyTudor2711]

A great pic of Dave and a woman named Allison was in the society page of Hampton Magazine. It was taken at a party in The Hamptons. I think it was the June or July 2004 issue. He has cut off all that blond hair, and looks much more normal. I am sure he has a reason for keeping his private life private. My friend saw him a few months back in our neighborhood, rumor has it be bought another apt on the east side. That was her doorman said, anyway, but only Dave really knows. This post is a perfect example of why he wants to keep his life to himself.

LT:sex:

[lms2]

So I guess you are not supportive of us discussing Dave on a David Lee Roth site?

[LadyTudor2711]

Yes, of course I am, but would you want someone plastering pictures of your girlfriend all over a website? That's all I'm saying. Don't get uptight, I meant no harm.

LT

[lms2]

Cool, everyones opinions are welcome here. Hell, everyone is welcome here! Its the ARMY. Yes, we all suppose that is why Dave keeps his gals out of the press. There are many people here that know quite a bit about Dave, and they aren't saying. Us speculators just had nothing better to do. :D Sorry if you felt I was jumping on you. It was nothing more than sarcasm. Bad habit. Ranks right up there with putting my foot in my mouth.

[LadyTudor2711]

No worries.

LT

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Switch84
:lol: :lol: Golden Awe is yanking your chain, Grrlfriend! I haven't met Davy Baby (yet!)


no i'm not, i have it all on videotape...

i'll just say this: switch can really bend her body more than a regular grrrl...

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

allison's his sister's name

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
come over here...:cool:

ok!

i'll take a cab

a cab cross the sea!!!

[jacksmar]

" been with a few thousand women"

I like this thought, lms.

New goal in life.... a few thousand women.

Any advice Gene Simmons?:D

[lms2]

Gene says, "Start with Val". this nowhere to go but up from there !

Switch. You lied to me???? c'mon girl, out with it. I want details. We could start a girl's tell all thread....

and golden awe... about that video... WTF I'd pay ya for it!

:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
ok!

i'll take a cab

a cab cross the sea!!!

Oh yeah, I forgot about that small detail. LOL.

[Golden AWe]

if i ever need a million bucks i'll publish the video


until then it's only viewed in the basement of my holiday house

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Oh yeah, I forgot about that small detail. LOL.


that's ok.

i was gonna use the private jet anyway.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

gene simmons is mean to daev, he said he didn't fit the band and he would give eddie and al free tickets to KISS concerts but not dave (ace frehley was the only talented guy in that band)

[lms2]

Gene was just afraid Dave was gonna fuck his girlfriend, while he on the other hand wanted to boff Eddies.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

ah.... i see, u r smart :D

[lms2]

or a smart a** lol. Did you get a chance to read that article. Do YOU think Dave would like you?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

only read part of it, i 'll read the rest now and let u know k? ;)

[lms2]

Sure. Are you enjoying our site, and getting acquainted with the natives?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

you guys here are the only people i know, but ya'll are really nice, here, i'm on the last page, it should only take about 5 more minutes, k?

[lms2]

Okay. I didn't mean you had to do it now....

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

I'm back, me and dave like a lot of the same people and music and the way he talks about what kind of girl he wants, he said he wouldn't care if you did push ups as long as he got along with you, i think we'd get along very well, even though i'm not in to body building, i took gymnastics and cheerlead, i think dave would probably like me? :D but in to sure

[lms2]

Maybe one day you will meet him and find out. ;)

Will you do me a favor. Some friends of mine in hitchworld would like you to say hi to them.

[lms2]

If you are game, you can go here

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10317

The thread is called the dump is the place to be. you don't necessarily have to read it, just go to the last page and say hi.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

they seem queit

[lms2]

Rev likes your avatar. They are quiet at times, and at other times, not so quiet, and much of the time, very hard to understand, but a good group of boys anyway. You are a good sport to say hi to them. If they want you to keep posting there, tell you need a few more votes before you will feel comfortable hanging out in the dump.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

okay i will

[lms2]

LOL. I like you. You're alright. :D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

thank you

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

you are very nice too

[lms2]

See ya later. I have to go feed my kids.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

bye, cya

[jacksmar]

In the KC Lendt book KISS & Sell, Dave was off to the side of the stage during a KISS show.
:confused:

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

welcome back lms2

[lms2]

TY. But was he with a girl. Dave really liked KISS too bad they had to be such jerks. What is it with musicians?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

ace frehley was the only kewl guy ever in that band, im tellin ya

[lms2]

and Ima believen ya.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

ah, thank a ya

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

but dave was with a girl or not, im confused, if so, how do u know this? :confused:

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hi

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

daveswoman, i'm not going to be here for your birthday, sorry :( but i will call u mrs. lee roth now okay ;)

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hey, dave should start a band w/ ace ;) that would be awsome, make eddie come ask dave to get back w/ the band and KISS would ask ace to be back in the band, and they would ignore them and be the biggest thing ever. I would love that

[lms2]

A woman with fantasies stranger than my own. You will do just fine here in the Army.

[Panamark]

Didnt Dave do Madonna ?

Man thats a scary thought,

Maddy's snapperbox has had more entries than the national
lottery....

Madonna: "Hang on Dave, they are just going to move the boeing to
one side, ok, you can come on in, now !"

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

HA HA, thats funny,i just can't imagine it, i have seen photos of him w/ madonna and martha quinn, its just more beliveible to me he likes martha more ;)

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

what are the votes for?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

iv'e gotten 8 but u guys have more than me :D

[lms2]

We have been here longer than you. They are not for anything really. At least I don't think so. But it is fun sometimes when you are bored to go and look at who all voted for you and remember talking to them and stuff. I guess.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

how do u c who voted for u?

[lms2]

Click on your votes where it is yellow. :D I Should be there. If I am not, let me know.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i voted for u a 5 * rating

[lms2]

:blushing: Why thank you. Have you been introduced to private messages yet?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

yup, i get them @ classicvh.com all the time

[pete]

http://materalgirl82.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/78962-1-1.jpg

an ex-girlfriend of DLR

[lms2]

Alrighty then. Do you have sound on your machine, and have you gotten one here yet?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

no, i haven't gotten any messages yet

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

yes, i have sound on my comp.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

can't see it, wher'd ya get it?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

(the girl friend photo

[lms2]

Pete, thats not funny. Post the darn pic already! Hows things by the way?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
daveswoman, i'm not going to be here for your birthday, sorry :( but i will call u mrs. lee roth now okay ;)

early gifts rock...thanks! :)

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

welcome, happy early birth day

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hi

[Golden AWe]

i'll serve lunch for all of you

today's menu: creamy spaghetti sauce
iceberg-pineapple-olive salad
mint ice cream

[lms2]

yummy...whats for desert? ;)

[Golden AWe]

i already wrote mint ice....heeeey wait a minute!

that smile meant you brought the handcuffs! OH

[lms2]

LOL. It was the least I could do.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

how are you guys?

[lms2]

Good, hows your weekend?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

great, wahtch'a talkin bout? talkin bout love, or "ain't talkin bout love"? okay, that was a bad one, sorry, no more unfunny jokes from me :D

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hi

[lms2]

ha ha ha

I get it now.

How are you. Do you mind if I ask how old are you?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

yes, sorry, i just like to keep my age anonymous, is that okay?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

but i will tell you i am between the ages of 5 and 25

[lms2]

sure, anonymous is fine. Im glad you are old enough to type.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

lol

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

little while before i drink

[lms2]

I guessed that.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

really, how?

[lms2]

Its a game I play really. IF it takes a while for me to answer, feel free to jump in on some of the other threads and help me whip these guys into shape. There are some bitch people here tonight that need a few smiles before bed time.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

what threads?

[lms2]

All of them mostly. LOL

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

well, i think i saw you in wheres fab ;)

[DrGrafenberg]

Why don't you two just PM each other instead of chatting in a thread?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

oh, sorry, bye

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

back to his girls............

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

didn't he like sam fox?

[lms2]

DR G. Because we are talking to each other hoping someone else will come and talk to us too. I also talk to certain people when I chat with Arielle. So what are you up to?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
Why don't you two just PM each other instead of chatting in a thread?

because in that case they couldn't let me watch if you know what i mean

[lms2]

We love lurkers.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

what!!!!!????????????

[Golden AWe]

and i like to see two ladies getting in on


uff, a conversation i mean

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

good, cause i ain't like that

[lms2]

me neither, but now, with Golden here... and Dr. G lurking about, I think thats a party dave would be proud of.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

hm......... maybe daves here lurkin for a date ;)

[lms2]

thats what dreams are made of....

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

no, i think hes here, :D

[Golden AWe]

you killed my moment with that hagar reference, lms2 :(

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

lol, dreams?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i like hot summer nights

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

oops, but i don't like hagar, i like dave

[lms2]

Sorry Golden. I will go beat myself for you now.

[lms2]

Originally posted by crzefrmtheatgrl
no, i think hes here, :D

why?

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

cause it makes me feel good thinkin he here

[lms2]

makes perfect sense to me. Its late. I will leave you and Dave alone now. Chat at you later.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

bye

[scorpioboy33]

what about muah?

[Golden AWe]

where am i?

[DrGrafenberg]

Well I hate to say it but I think Dave has a stalker in the guise of crzefrmtheatgrl. She also seems to me to be a bit of a bunny boiler!!!

[lms2]

Okay, Scorpio, Golden, I guess you two can have a moment with Dave too. That is, as long as he doesn't care. :D

[scorpioboy33]

i see and Dave would be who???btw Dave looking forward to seeing you in Orillia

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by lms2
Okay, Scorpio, Golden, I guess you two can have a moment with Dave too. That is, as long as he doesn't care. :D

i've had my moments with dave in the past already, we've both shared some of the same grrrls

bwahaha

i start to sound like that idiot katydid

[lms2]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i've had my moments with dave in the past already, we've both shared some of the same grrrls

bwahaha

i start to sound like that idiot katydid

Well, I think this is an appropriate place to share those stories...

[Golden AWe]

well, we went on a fishing trip to british columbia...

after kayaking for two days we came to this cottage house...

i saw a light in the window, and told dave about it. we decided to check it out, it looked like it's gonna rain. We pulled our kayaks to the beach when i suddenly saw a brunette open the door and happily wave at us...

[lms2]

and so you wavd back... but with what?

...er...um... and then what happened?

[Golden AWe]

i'll leave that for the next time!

now it's time for commercials...