Go To Van Halen.com And Tell Those Fuckers What You Think

[metalonmetal]

Do any of you other Roth fanatics go to Van halen.com and gloat over the fact the tour is a dud, the critics and fans hate the new songs, that the band is probably self imploding as we speak. Man after listening to those DLR boots in japan and Chicago his voice sounds great and he is still the show. Funny, they make a point to say Roth can't sing like he did in 1984 and basically say he is washed up as a vocalist and you have Sammy with the supposedly better voice sounding like shit on this tour and being lambasted by the critics. Not to mention the fact he has none of the charisma or spark that make roth great and once made van halen great. i urge everyone to go to van halen.com now and let those fuckers know what we want and that is the real Van halen. Lets invade those fuckers homebase.

[vhfan010]

RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[TongueNGroove]

The tour isnt a flop, they are #6 in the world even with thier outrageous ticket prices. The new songs aren't a flop, this album has already gone platinum.

Personally I really like UFB, but not really impressed by the other two, but you can't say anything about the reunion is a flop.

[Samsonite]

Originally posted by metalonmetal
Do any of you other Roth fanatics go to Van halen.com and gloat over the fact the tour is a dud, the critics and fans hate the new songs, that the band is probably self imploding as we speak. Man after listening to those DLR boots in japan and Chicago his voice sounds great and he is still the show. Funny, they make a point to say Roth can't sing like he did in 1984 and basically say he is washed up as a vocalist and you have Sammy with the supposedly better voice sounding like shit on this tour and being lambasted by the critics. Not to mention the fact he has none of the charisma or spark that make roth great and once made van halen great. i urge everyone to go to van halen.com now and let those fuckers know what we want and that is the real Van halen. Lets invade those fuckers homebase.

Sammy's voice is more consistant. You know what you are going to get. Some days Dave can be the best singer in the world and other times he's god awful.

[BARE BONE]

TongueNGroove SHUT THE FUCK UP. I love dave I love Sam. Blow it out your ass. Your a fuckin sheep go to the pen. Go ahead bring it on you sheep fuck, let me here you sorry imply. Oh let me " Hey I love Dave but this tour rocks" Fuck off!!!!!!!!!

[lms2]

If the VH Links had it going on like the DLR Army, you fuck... people wouldn't be here all the time.

LINKS=BAD

ARMY=GOOD

[Panamark]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
The tour isnt a flop, they are #6 in the world even with thier outrageous ticket prices. The new songs aren't a flop, this album has already gone platinum.

Personally I really like UFB, but not really impressed by the other two, but you can't say anything about the reunion is a flop.


Ok, we both agree that VHIII was the lowest point in the bands
history ??

They havent even sold as many units as VHIII. Fuck that double
CD counts as two sales shit.

They are cancelling shows as we speak, after expecting average
crowds of 15-20,000. The average will be less than 10,000.

Oh yeah, its a such a success..

UFB is the second crappiest Van Hagar song Ive ever heard, second
only to Cant Stop Loving You....


Did you know that Van Halen has outsold Van Hagar almost 3-1
Did you know that every Van Hagar album sold less than the last.
Did you know the current album is selling less units than VHIII.
Did you know they are averageing less than 10,000 per show
Did you know they are currently reviewing and cancelling shows..

Success, huh..

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Samsonite
Sammy's voice is more consistant. You know what you are going to get. Some days Dave can be the best singer in the world and other times he's god awful.


UNTRUE. Spammys voice is ALWAYS terrible. Check the boots, and go as far back as MONTROSE. ROCK THE NATION? Could ANYBODY have told him he wasn't singing in key. OH wait, HE CAN'T!!! Stop trying to fool yourself into thinking the guy has a GREAT voice. He ain't PLANT and NEVER will be. Stop EMBARESSING YOURSELF.



DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[Nitro Express]

Well if you like brainless lyrics like "I got my bannana. I got my berries. Now I want to go bust some cherries!" sung by a bad copy of Ronald McDonald, then Van Hagar is for you.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Well if you like brainless lyrics like "I got my bannana. I got my berries. Now I want to go bust some cherries!" sung by a bad copy of Ronald McDonald, then Van Hagar is for you.

HOLY SHIT!!! COKE 'A' COLA is burning my nasal cavity from having sprayed it out my nose! Are those the lyrics to UFB?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE!!! And to think CLOWNS from the links come here to talk shit when their boy is comin up with that tripe!!!!
5 star vote to you Nitro Express!!!!



DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[allanshort]

I have a ton of Boots from all eras including 1974-2004. Dave is a nut. Hagar is boring! Dave comes on stage and all hell breaks loose. Hagar comes on stage and the Catering Folks that support VH go wild.

Come on Eddie make peace with Dave. Sure you can cry during your Solos. Your ego is killing the band. I admit you are more popular than Sam.

Now!!! Let dave out of the cage!!

Who sings better??? Who cares. Dave can still sing. Hagar can sing ballads for Taco Bell.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by allanshort
...Hagar can sing ballads for Taco Bell.

That is a damn fine, smashing idea!

They could work out a great barter deal, no doubt.

[RogueHorseman]

Oh my word!

I pulled up the lyrics to "Up For Breakfast" with plans to change them into some Taco Bell parody and this thing is....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah !!

I'm dying over here... I've never seen this sh*t before.... its a damn parody of sammy and van hagar within itself...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah !!

This is killing me.... sides splitting.

Must
stop
laughing...

~whew~

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah !!

[frenchie]

all i have to say is: "david lee roth is van halen", that's so simple.
sammy hagar is a fool, but davis lee roth is a way of life!!!!!!

[Matt White]

Who is Spammy Hagar???


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[DLR'sCock]

BOBW has sold about 331,000 copies.....maybe they shipped 500,000, and since it is a double CD the RIAA counts Double CD's twice, then it is counted as 500,000 * 2 which equals One Million....but it's really 500,000 shipped....and only 331,000 copies sold...it is at number 67 on Billboard and sinking just like the tour...

Listen to the Van Hagar 2004 live boots on the net, they sound pretty bad...

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Panamark


Did you know that Van Halen has outsold Van Hagar almost 3-1
Did you know that every Van Hagar album sold less than the last.
Did you know the current album is selling less units than VHIII.
Did you know they are averageing less than 10,000 per show
Did you know they are currently reviewing and cancelling shows..

Success, huh..


:D The Atlanta show is tanking as we type, Panamark! Those doofuses haven't even filled the LOWER BOWL of Phillips Arena yet, and they're supposed to play here this Friday! The only area sold out in Phillips is the floor.

FYI: Prince sold out the same venue for TWO NIGHTS in an HOUR!!


Mother FUCK Van Fagar and all of their sheep shit-eating fans!

[lms2]

It will not be necessary for any Roth Army members to travel to the links, most of them are here on a daily basis. :D

[SoCalChelle]

I'm confused, wasn't the original guy that started this thread talking about van-halen.com? There's not a message board there anymore so, short of emailing Brad, how are you supposed to "go there and tell them what you think"? Which site are we discussing here - van-halen.com or vhlinks?

[lms2]

By golly Chelle, I think you are right. I am so used to seeing the links stuff posted here, I don't even read it anymore. LMAO.

[SoCalChelle]

I mean, I'm not sure....the original guy might be talking about vhlinks and just called it the wrong thing....just trying to get clarification. ;)

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D The Atlanta show is tanking as we type, Panamark! Those doofuses haven't even filled the LOWER BOWL of Phillips Arena yet, and they're supposed to play here this Friday! The only area sold out in Phillips is the floor.

FYI: Prince sold out the same venue for TWO NIGHTS in an HOUR!!


Mother FUCK Van Fagar and all of their sheep shit-eating fans!

The floor isn't even sold out... row 15, center, floor was available as of yesterday morning according to my source at Phillips.

[metalonmetal]

roth van halen was wild and unpredictable and fun and roth solo is the same way. i am sure it is much easier for eddie, alex and michael anthony to play with sammy because he is boring and predictable on stage and does what he is told by eddie. roth on the other hand is like jim morrison and you just have to go with what he is doing and he takes the band to crazy places but that is what greatness is all about. the rest of van halen are way too lazy to tour with roth because he would make there lazy asses play better and keep them on there toes and actually make them put on a good show. roth is a crazy fucker with tons of energy and do you honestly think those other 3 guys in the shape they are in now could keep up with roth.. the fact is with hagar the band can sleepwalk and it shows and that is why the tour is such a dud. just my thoughts on the subject.

[metalonmetal]

one other thing, to the dude that said roth sounds great some nights and shit other nights and sammy is more consistent. what the fuck are you talking about, everything i have ever heard with sammy has sounded like shit live and that is not even counting the songs that he automatically screws up and that would be the vh classics. that fat fuck can't even sing his own songs live. also with roth even if he had a bad vocal night which i have never heard roth have and i have heard lots of live roth he is still the master of the ceremony and the whole fucking show. he owns the stage, sammy blows on stage. in his defense sammy's early solo stuff was actually good and he had a good band but the solo stuff he puts out now is even worse than the shit he does with van halen and is even gayer than your average crowd at a cher concert. somebody shoot that fat fuck and save the small crowds that will see him on this tour there money and sanity.

[Satan]

Brad must have heard the new Van Hagar turds prior to their release and knew exactly what he would have been in for if he had reopened the Pasture Dump.

Can't say I blame old $tark$ for not signing on to that one.

[Matt White]

What do 'ya mean Spammy ain't a great singer? HE said he was! The SHEEP all say so! He can hit higher notes than FREDDY MERCURY and lower bass notes than TOM WAITS!!!!
PLEASE!!!! Spammy has ALWAYS had a limited range, it's just his higher range is more suited to the POWER BALLADS EVH has been writing for almost 20 years now!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[rustoffa]

I always think it's the big bopper when that stoopid fucking "hell-oooo bayyybay" shit comes on. I bet the big bopper would kick sammy's ass if he was alive.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I always think it's the big bopper when that stoopid fucking "hell-oooo bayyybay" shit comes on. I bet the big bopper would kick sammy's ass if he was alive.

LOL. Chantilly Lace on the next album...

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I'm confused, wasn't the original guy that started this thread talking about van-halen.com? There's not a message board there anymore so, short of emailing Brad, how are you supposed to "go there and tell them what you think"? Which site are we discussing here - van-halen.com or vhlinks?

Correct the original poster referenced visiting v-h.com and telling "them" what "we" think... LOL. Right like that crap don't hit the Mushroom's trash bin faster than a Bronx Ho's pants can hit the floor...

Who you callin "we" white man? ;)

It's true most venues are not sellouts and some have pretty poor sales... but my logic indicates that the tour can't be bleeding money as some would lead us to believe. Today's promotors won't tie up to a sinking ship for a New York minute and the fact that more tour dates continue to be added shows there's got to be some coin hittin somebody's pockets... No it ain't huge success but I figure no one is walking away from these venues without a profit of some sort...

[Mezro]

Brad doesn't give a fuck; he's on the Van Hagar payroll.

Mezro...as long as the checks keep coming he won't have an opinion...

[Diamondjimi]

I've been thinking about sending some verbal asshole rippin to the links . The second I heard they went with Spam Kinison singin I emailed that Brad fucker and cancelled update subscription. That fuckin clown without a doubt has never even seen the real Vh. Fuck him , Fuck the sisters, and fuck (KILL) all the sheep who support them.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE ----MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!!
See y'all @ Casino Rama Nov.4 !!!!!!!!!!

[Terry]

Originally posted by Panamark
Ok, we both agree that VHIII was the lowest point in the bands
history ??

They havent even sold as many units as VHIII. Fuck that double
CD counts as two sales shit.

They are cancelling shows as we speak, after expecting average
crowds of 15-20,000. The average will be less than 10,000.

Oh yeah, its a such a success..

UFB is the second crappiest Van Hagar song Ive ever heard, second
only to Cant Stop Loving You....


Did you know that Van Halen has outsold Van Hagar almost 3-1
Did you know that every Van Hagar album sold less than the last.
Did you know the current album is selling less units than VHIII.
Did you know they are averageing less than 10,000 per show
Did you know they are currently reviewing and cancelling shows..

Success, huh..


Fuckin' A, Panamark! Speaking the truth.

No matter what spin the Waboritas put on it, the irrefutable facts keep getting in the way. Only by Van Hagar's own diminished standards could what has transpired in 2004 be considered a success.