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  • Figs
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2942

    Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

    I hope there is a grandfather clause...


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    Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

    Fri Sep 10, 6:28 PM ET


    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.


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    The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.


    "Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.


    "Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said on Friday.


    The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


    Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


    The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.
  • Figs
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2942

    #2
    That cadaver was asking for it, the way she was dressed!

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    • lms2

      #3
      Okay, but really, whos gonna tell?

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      • Figs
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2942

        #4
        There were no signs of struggle...

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        • lms2

          #5
          would the grandfather clause mean that if you were already active in the lifestyle before the law, you could continue your practice, or would it mean you would have to go after the ones that were dead before the law?

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Guess that rules out katydid ever getting laid again
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Figs
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2942

              #7
              Originally posted by lms2
              would the grandfather clause mean that if you were already active in the lifestyle before the law, you could continue your practice,
              yes, i think

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              • lms2

                #8
                So see, katydid is safe.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58786

                  #9
                  Herr Gropenator better get a lawyer himself. Seen Maria lately?


                  When you can actually see the outline of someone's skull in their face, I would say "corpse" is an accurate description.
                  Eat Us And Smile

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                  • Figs
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2942

                    #10
                    LOL! Holy shit! What a bad picture!

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58786

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Figs
                      LOL! Holy shit! What a bad picture!
                      It's not just a bad picture. I saw Maria on some tabloid TV show last night talking about Siegfried & Roy. She actually looked worse than that picture. You could literally see the outline of her entire skull through her face. I'm not sure if this is anorexia or something else, but if I were Herr Gropenator, I'd be making her drink some steroid shakes.
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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        I saw Maria on some tabloid TV show last night talking about Siegfried & Roy.
                        Sounds like you're keeping yourself informed...

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                        • ClubDave
                          Roadie
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 170

                          #13
                          shit........there goes my plans for sunday night, damn you arnold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • Mezro
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2004
                            • 4153

                            #14
                            Re: Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

                            Originally posted by Figs
                            I hope there is a grandfather clause...


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                            Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

                            Formaldehyde is such a great lubricant.

                            Mezro...you can make the dead
                            twitch with jumper cables...
                            Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 58786

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Sounds like you're keeping yourself informed...
                              Yeah, I never miss the "anorexic corpse talking to the crippled foreign gay dude" show

                              Nah, just flipping through the dials to see if that Mormon dude was still on Jeopardy.
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                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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