View Full Version : Well, well, look at all the closet Linkers here tonight
I've been lurking here for so long, resisted the urge to post a million times. Still, it's time you kiddies who pretend you ever saw Dave live with VH had a wakeup call.
Sweet Mary Moses, how repetitive this joint is. You know you've got a sad website when your own mods are posting multiple threads from the Links to stir up traffic.
And soooo many of you lost souls I see over at the real VH site. And soooo many of you still post over there on a regular basis. Howzabout practicing what you preach, dillholes. No?
We miss ya over there, Rikk. And Loons, that was quite a dramatic exit...not only did you leave, but you asked to be deleted entirely. Your fake redneck bippity bop was entertaining as hell...please come back.
Oh yeah, you wankrags know who you are. You closet Linkers. Ooh, the Army Cadets are soooo vicious. Let's see if any of you flaccid jockstraps can respond to this post without using your conventional arsenal of tired strokes....I wonder, can any of you high school dropouts engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
What's more, you cadets talk so much about fags and other dudes being gay, it must be a sign that you just aren't getting laid enough, or more likely, not at all. Perhaps this is the real reason you Tards covet the David Lee Roth years so much...he got more action than you ever dreamed of, and thusly you became a mindless drone at a website he could give two shits about. Nice going. Showing yet again that certain mutants should've been dowsed with spermicidal foam, perhaps avoiding future wastes of community time as well as consuming precious oxygen.
Hey, here's a news flash. David Lee Roth is da bomb. Not that you stumps would really know, since hardly any of you ever saw him live with Van Halen. Sammy Hagar is also da bomb. Being a Van Halen fan predicates being a DLR fan, logically. You really can't revere the one without the other, since the other founded any public semblance of the man in the first place. Duh, morons. It's called historical logistics. By the way, I just love it when you white trash trailer park wannabees talk about the better part of valor being Dave NEVER going back to Van Halen, 'cause it would soil him. LOL. As if playing casinos and country fairs hasn't done that already. As if you nosebleed seaters wouldn't be first in line should Dave ever get back with VH. Maybe stop trolling the links for good thread material, it makes you cadets and your whole website look pathetic.
Now let's see those fantastically intelligent replies come pouring in. FYI...your bravado and countering savvy will be gauged accordingly, by many observing sets of eyes, and as soon as you fall back on your sad old flaming tactics...well, you'll be judged on performance, so try coming up with something more impressive than 'fuck your mother' schoolyard shit, okay?
I especially enjoyed one of your senior members' assertion that 'Just Like Paradise' was a happy song. And your cute little Sheep Pen addition was nearly as sunshine-flowery as strawberry shortcake. Shazam, but you guys are cream in the coffee. (there's a parting Hagar reference just so you can choke a little upon my exit).
:matrix:
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 01:33 PM
So what's your point ??
tjvhou812
09-11-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Bard
I've been lurking here for so long, resisted the urge to post a million times. Still, it's time you kiddies who pretend you ever saw Dave live with VH had a wakeup call.
Sweet Mary Moses, how repetitive this joint is. You know you've got a sad website when your own mods are posting multiple threads from the Links to stir up traffic.
And soooo many of you lost souls I see over at the real VH site. And soooo many of you still post over there on a regular basis. Howzabout practicing what you preach, dillholes. No?
We miss ya over there, Rikk. And Loons, that was quite a dramatic exit...not only did you leave, but you asked to be deleted entirely. Your fake redneck bippity bop was entertaining as hell...please come back.
Oh yeah, you wankrags know who you are. You closet Linkers. Ooh, the Army Cadets are soooo vicious. Let's see if any of you flaccid jockstraps can respond to this post without using your conventional arsenal of tired strokes....I wonder, can any of you high school dropouts engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
What's more, you cadets talk so much about fags and other dudes being gay, it must be a sign that you just aren't getting laid enough, or more likely, not at all. Perhaps this is the real reason you Tards covet the David Lee Roth years so much...he got more action than you ever dreamed of, and thusly you became a mindless drone at a website he could give two shits about. Nice going. Showing yet again that certain mutants should've been dowsed with spermicidal foam, perhaps avoiding future wastes of community time as well as consuming precious oxygen.
Hey, here's a news flash. David Lee Roth is da bomb. Not that you stumps would really know, since hardly any of you ever saw him live with Van Halen. Sammy Hagar is also da bomb. Being a Van Halen fan predicates being a DLR fan, logically. You really can't revere the one without the other, since the other founded any public semblance of the man in the first place. Duh, morons. It's called historical logistics. By the way, I just love it when you white trash trailer park wannabees talk about the better part of valor being Dave NEVER going back to Van Halen, 'cause it would soil him. LOL. As if playing casinos and country fairs hasn't done that already. As if you nosebleed seaters wouldn't be first in line should Dave ever get back with VH. Maybe stop trolling the links for good thread material, it makes you cadets and your whole website look pathetic.
Now let's see those fantastically intelligent replies come pouring in. FYI...your bravado and countering savvy will be gauged accordingly, by many observing sets of eyes, and as soon as you fall back on your sad old flaming tactics...well, you'll be judged on performance, so try coming up with something more impressive than 'fuck your mother' schoolyard shit, okay?
I especially enjoyed one of your senior members' assertion that 'Just Like Paradise' was a happy song. And your cute little Sheep Pen addition was nearly as sunshine-flowery as strawberry shortcake. Shazam, but you guys are cream in the coffee. (there's a parting Hagar reference just so you can choke a little upon my exit).
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shut up
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 01:40 PM
BRAVO!
guwapo_rocker
09-11-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Bard
it makes you cadets and your whole website look pathetic.
That's funny!!
Originally posted by ELVIS
So what's your point ??
David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history.
Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes.
My point.
Warham
09-11-2004, 01:41 PM
BARD, or MARD makes no point, and saying Hagar is 'da bomb' makes his opinion fatally flawed.
Matt White
09-11-2004, 01:43 PM
STOP THE PRESSES JIMMY!! NEWS FLASH COMIN' THRU!! A new FOUNTAIN-HEAD of misinformation finally NUTTED UP after Months of hidin' under his MOMMAs skirt!
Great, another underling from the Stinks, come here to Educate the masses with his tawdry babble 'bout the plight of Spammy and CHESSE rockers!!!!
So here is another links lackey, full of tabloid ramblings from his syphilis damaged grey matter. Nice of you to finally speak up, junior. Save the Huz-zahs for your Fellow PowerBallad loving Brethren back home, and don't worry bout us here. Just because CATFISH is handing the linksters their ASSES on a regular basis, you feel the need to come here and try and even the score.
Most of us here couldn't CARE what the SPAM lovers think, let alone have to say. Don't flatter yourself needlessly. You can be as sanctimonious as you want, it doesn't hide the fact that your just here for the attention. Take a number though slugger, we'll get to you in due time.
Just another disingenuous miscreant, tired of arguing at the links over Spammys merit as a solo artist being enough to get him into the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME. Sorry home is so boring. Maybe you can learn a few things here.
Originally posted by Matt White
STOP THE PRESSES JIMMY!! NEWS FLASH COMIN' THRU!! A new FOUNTAIN-HEAD of misinformation finally NUTTED UP after Months of hidin' under his MOMMAs skirt!
Great, another underling from the Stinks, come here to Educate the masses with his tawdry babble 'bout the plight of Spammy and CHESSE rockers!!!!
So here is another links lackey, full of tabloid ramblings from his syphilis damaged grey matter. Nice of you to finally speak up, junior. Save the Huz-zahs for your Fellow PowerBallad loving Brethren back home, and don't worry bout us here. Just because CATFISH is handing the linksters their ASSES on a regular basis, you feel the need to come here and try and even the score.
Most of us here couldn't CARE what the SPAM lovers think, let alone have to say. Don't flatter yourself needlessly. You can be as sanctimonious as you want, it doesn't hide the fact that your just here for the attention. Take a number though slugger, we'll get to you in due time.
Just another disingenuous miscreant, tired of arguing at the links over Spammys merit as a solo artist being enough to get him into the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME. Sorry home is so boring. Maybe you can learn a few things here.
LOL...yeah, Catfish is quite the sparring partner. His inherently dashing debates generally consist of 'Fuck you, Van Sheep.' If he's one of your best, you've got troubles. Perhaps assign some more competent trolls next time your troops want something to do.
If most of you don't care what the Spam Cheese think, why do you feel the need to steal topics from links lackeys? Let me guess. Because your own site too often chokes on its own load? Nah, that can't be it.
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
BRAVO!
What are you saying that in reference to? Surely not the person who started this thread, or else you will indeed reveal yourself truly as a big-time sheep.
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Bard
David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history.
Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes.
My point.
Much better...
I agree with you...
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
BRAVO!
See Lou's post...
Whore...
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Warham
BARD, or MARD makes no point, and saying Hagar is 'da bomb' makes his opinion fatally flawed.
MARD is not a word...:confused:
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Bard
David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history.
Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes.
My point.
I agree with that, In fact the man has said it himself.
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
See Lou's post...
Whore...
Whats a matter little pElvis couldn't think of anything intellegent to say yourself? Go take another hit off the crack pipe and maybe you will think of something next time!
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Much better...
I agree with you...
You agree? Your one of the biggest assholes AROUND!
OK Fab so now you can answer me, do you approve of the initial post in this thread.
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by a bitch
ELVIS has one of the biggest dicks AROUND!
That's right baby...
Originally posted by Lou
OK Fab so now you can answer me, do you approve of the initial post in this thread.
Take it easy, Lou. It's just an opinion. It doesn't portend the beginnings of the next world war. :D
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Bard
LOL...yeah, Catfish is quite the sparring partner. His inherently dashing debates generally consist of 'Fuck you, Van Sheep.' If he's one of your best, you've got troubles. Perhaps assign some more competent trolls next time your troops want something to do.
If most of you don't care what the Spam Cheese think, why do you feel the need to steal topics from links lackeys? Let me guess. Because your own site too often chokes on its own load? Nah, that can't be it.
If CATFISH wasn't a threat to the PEACE AND TRANQUILITY of the STINKS, why does he get SHUT DOWN SO OFTEN? Hmmm, I thought CENSORSHIP was UN-AMERICAN?
And if the simpletons at the links are so BEYOND the DAVE vs. SPAMMY thing, why BOTHER coming here? Your like the Atheist who wants to argue about the existence of GOD. If you really, secretly didn't care, you'd treat it like BIGFOOT and dismiss it completely.
So, come on in and speak up NARD, we'll only laugh at you to your face.
Sorry to have HURT YOUR FEELINGS by quoting the Sycophants back home. OOPPSS!! Sorry again, I forgot how upset the LAST linker got when I called him a Sycophant!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
Originally posted by Matt White
If CATFISH wasn't a threat to the PEACE AND TRANQUILITY of the STINKS, why does he get SHUT DOWN SO OFTEN? Hmmm, I thought CENSORSHIP was UN-AMERICAN?
Ands if the simpletons at the links are so BEYOND the DAVE vs. SPAMMY thing, why BOTHER coming here? Your like the Atheist who wants to argue about the existence of GOD. If you really, secretly didn't care, you'd treat it like BIGFOOT and dismiss it completely.
So, come on in a speak of NARD, we'll only laugh at you to your face.
Sorry to have HURT YOUR FEELINGS by quoting the Sycophants back home. OOPPSS!! Sorry again, I forgot how upset the LAST linker got when I called him a Sycophant!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
LOL...neato CAPS LOCK emphasis, my man. It gets your point across so much better. Otherwise, I wouldn't have caught on that you're serious, except for those multiple exclamation points.
Are you saying that you're not beyond the Dave vs. Spammy thing? Are you saying you're just not ready to give up the endless whining? Are you saying this place is not a good place to express a heartfelt appreciation for the Diamond?
Are you maintaining you actually know what a sycophant is? :cool:
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Lou
What are you saying that in reference to? Surely not the person who started this thread, or else you will indeed reveal yourself truly as a big-time sheep.
No, I didn't post this. I know better... But I do agee with some points he made... I will quote them...
when your own mods are posting multiple threads from the Links to stir up traffic.
the Army Cadets are soooo vicious. Let's see if any of you can respond to this post without using your conventional arsenal of tired strokes....I wonder, can any of you can engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
What's more, you talk so much about fags and other dudes being gay, it must be a sign that you just aren't getting laid enough, or more likely, not at all. Perhaps this is the real reason you covet the David Lee Roth years so much...he got more action than you ever dreamed of, and thusly you became a mindless drone at a website he could give two shits about. Nice going. Showing yet again that certain mutants should've been dowsed with spermicidal foam, perhaps avoiding future wastes of community time as well as consuming precious oxygen.
Hey, here's a news flash. David Lee Roth is da bomb. Ok da bomb is a stupid term but I get his point. Being a Van Halen fan predicates being a DLR fan, logically. Dave NEVER going back to Van Halen, 'cause it would soil him. LOL. As if playing casinos and country fairs hasn't done that already. As if you wouldn't be first in line should Dave ever get back with VH.
Now I do think he made a mistake with his name calling, in the fact that he was asking YOU not to do the same...
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Lou
OK Fab so now you can answer me, do you approve of the initial post in this thread.
I quoted the parts I agree with LOU...
Read it carefully...
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Are you maintaining you actually know what a sycophant is? :cool:
:D You got it Einstein. Nice to see that a Copernicus of the Stupid, like yourself, ins't beyond a little grammatical flair.
Again, if this site is SOO offensive to you, why hang around for months? Why subject yourself to so much misguided ramblings?
easy to see, your just another attention whore, trying to feed his ego by fifteen minutes of fame. You'll flair up for a short period of time, and fade into oblivion with all the rest. Enjoy it while it last. You'll have to return to the links and your anonomous life soon enough.
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:19 PM
"Who's that babe with the Bulbous Shadow?"
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Who's that babe with the Bulbous Shadow?"
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Did I hurt your feelings Matt? I just don't understand WHY you guys feel the need to get down and dirty... LIKE THIS... Just because some does't agree with you or like what you like the same way you like it...
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 02:26 PM
It's because you're an annoying back stabbing Hagar loving bitch!
You're also bulbous...
Originally posted by Matt White
:D You got it Einstein. Nice to see that a Copernicus of the Stupid, like yourself, ins't beyond a little grammatical flair.
Again, if this site is SOO offensive to you, why hang around for months? Why subject yourself to so much misguided ramblings?
easy to see, your just another attention whore, trying to feed his ego by fifteen minutes of fame. You'll flair up for a short period of time, and fade into oblivion with all the rest. Enjoy it while it last. You'll have to return to the links and your anonomous life soon enough.
I see you turned your caps off. Good show. I can get your gist without the bold type.
LOL...it's funny, the circle of life. What you just said, I've said too many times myself to trolling flamers...so yes, Fab Shadow and yourself are correct, by initiating a flaming post I myself have transgressed, and am not practicing what I was preaching.
I just assumed that was the only way to try and get through some thicker skulls. But you know, given a few replies in this thread, maybe there's some guys around here worth get to knowing. It's good to see that not all hardcore Roth fans have to be Rothtards. Seriously.
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
It's because you're an annoying back stabbing Hagar loving bitch!
You're also bulbous...
Did you learn a new word? LMAO! And get it straight! I'm a EDDIE LOVER!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Bard
I see you turned your caps off. Good show. I can get your gist without the bold type.
LOL...it's funny, the circle of life. What you just said, I've said too many times myself to trolling flamers...so yes, Fab Shadow and yourself are correct, by initiating a flaming post I myself have transgressed, and am not practicing what I was preaching.
I just assumed that was the only way to try and get through some thicker skulls. But you know, given a few replies in this thread, maybe there's some guys around here worth get to knowing. It's good to see that not all hardcore Roth fans have to be Rothtards. Seriously.
Nor are the majority of the people here Hypocrites Bard. They simply call it like they see it. It's a PRO- DAVID LEE ROTH site, so the opinions stated here are going to be slightly prejudiced.
And No FLAB, you didn't hurt my feelings. Just tired of seeing you constantly trying to draw attention to yourself. It's the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, not "As FLAB SHADOW TURNS".
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
What does this mean exactly? That you WANT dave back in Van Halen with Eddie the Corpse and Fat Mike and Alex the Idiot???? Hmmmmm?
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What does this mean exactly? That you WANT dave back in Van Halen with Eddie the Corpse and Fat Mike and Alex the Idiot???? Hmmmmm?
Think about it GENIUS!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:42 PM
It just seems odd that you would want dave to tour with the guy that are shredded at the site everyday. Like in this thread. It seems very hypocritical to me.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10282
Matt White
09-11-2004, 02:53 PM
You mean this FLAB?
"If and WHEN DAVE puts VAN HALEN back together, we'll support him as always. But, when he leaves again we'll STILL consider the SISTERS and MIKEY a bunch of ASSHOLES!!!"
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
Sorry, little bit of IRONIC humor involved, it seems to have gone over your head.
See, I know it's hard for you to follow, but it's ALL about DAVE. I'm sure it's an alien concept to you, since it's obvious that you are under the misconception that this site is here to promote YOU.
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 02:58 PM
That bitch is stupid...:rolleyes:
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 02:58 PM
Promote me? I must have misssed that memo???
I thought this site was here to ruin my body image!
Well at least POJO has the smarts to admit that IF Dave joined VH he would sit it out. A true man of principle is to be respected.
Originally posted by Matt White
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
Please, for the luvva Pete, find a new curse. Originality gets more points and more attention.
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
That bitch is stupid...:rolleyes:
Oh and your so intellegent CRACK HEAD! Or is it PUBIC head???
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Please, for the luvva Pete, find a new curse. Originality gets more points and more attention.
Originality? Your asking for alot!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Please, for the luvva Pete, find a new curse. Originality gets more points and more attention.
Once again Bard, if you wanna talk originality, get a new line of conversation. The entire "I'm here to educate the DLRARMY masses" bit is old and boring.
The FUCK YOU Van Hagar is kinda a calling card. I think it says it all. Sorry if your offended by it, but it sums everything up in a nice , neat little statement.
And Flab, if you EVER had anything to discuss other than yourself, maybe people wouldn't have such an adverse reaction to you.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!
"I'll be good" - FAB, just a few days ago.
Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.
The #1 internet cunt, FAB, defends him and attacks anybody that attacks our loving newcomer.
This proves what I've always said:
FAB IS A FUCKING CUNT. SHE IS A HAGAR-LOVING TROLL that wishes she could still post at the Links. If any of you people actually think FAB would be here if Brett let her back in, you're completely misguided.
Okay, FAB...that's yet another strike. You fucking bitch.
You are now going into the SHEEP PEN. I know you love it. But let's first see if we can get your fat fucking psychotic slut ass in there first.
Stupid fat psycho slut.
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Promote me? I must have misssed that memo???
I thought this site was here to ruin my body image!
Well at least POJO has the smarts to admit that IF Dave joined VH he would sit it out. A true man of principle is to be respected.
What?! So basically if you slam the sisters and Mike, you'd better be prepared to sit out a Van HALEN reunion if you're really "principled"?
That's right, because to you the concept of "Van Halen" is a trio, plus a singer. I suppose that's the way it was in 1974 too, Dave was just an add-on, a varnish.
What you fail to realize is that Dave coming back re-formulates an actual band up there. Belief that the band was always a trio plus a singer, that Eddie was always the lone star of the show, is sheep material.
So I guess Dave doesn't really make a difference in terms of affecting the whole band, it's strictly that trio, and they're gonna sound the same no matter what, plus a voice.
Originally posted by Lou
What?! So basically if you slam the sisters and Mike, you'd better be prepared to sit out a Van HALEN reunion if you're really "principled"?
That's right, because to you the concept of "Van Halen" is a trio, plus a singer. I suppose that's the way it was in 1974 too, Dave was just an add-on, a varnish.
What you fail to realize is that Dave coming back re-formulates an actual band up there. Belief that the band was always a trio plus a singer, that Eddie was always the lone star of the show, is sheep material.
So I guess Dave doesn't really make a difference in terms of affecting the whole band, it's strictly that trio, and they're gonna sound the same no matter what, plus a voice.
The point here ain't just that she's an Eddie lover. She prefers Sammy and clearly supports those who come in here and attack the Army as a whole.
FAB is finished in my book. I posted that I would calm down yesterday. But fuck that. She just wants the attention. Well, once she's finished her fifth hero sandwich of the day, she's going to get it.
As for BARD (MARD), fuck him. He doesn't deserve it. But FAB does...she's the ultimate backstabbing Ched Head.
I always knew the real you would make it's more clear entrance, bitch (although how could we miss you).
At this point I second the nomination to induct Fab into the pen, as well as whoever this idiot is who started the thread, if it's someone other than THE RETARD who's already in there.
Matt White
09-11-2004, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
"I'll be good" - FAB, just a few days ago.
Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.
The #1 internet cunt, FAB, defends him and attacks anybody that attacks our loving newcomer.
This proves what I've always said:
FAB IS A FUCKING CUNT. SHE IS A HAGAR-LOVING TROLL that wishes she could still post at the Links. If any of you people actually think FAB would be here if Brett let her back in, you're completely misguided.
Okay, FAB...that's yet another strike. You fucking bitch.
You are now going into the SHEEP PEN. I know you love it. But let's first see if we can get your fat fucking psychotic slut ass in there first.
Stupid fat psycho slut.
Why bother RIKK. It is just another way for her to feed her EGO. When somebody has to turn to TJvhou812 for attention, it shows how desperate they truly are.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Stupid fat psycho slut.
Now you're talkin' !!
Originally posted by Rikk
Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.
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Nah, was just insulting hapless holes like yourself. I see you retain the same sense of charm and clueless wanking you had over at the Links. Do you have any slams other than cunt and sheep? Thought not. Sheep Pen Prez. LOL. Is that your most royal internet title?
Originally posted by Bard
Nah, was just insulting hapless holes like yourself. I see you retain the same sense of charm and clueless wanking you had over at the Links. Do you have any slams other than cunt and sheep? Thought not. Sheep Pen Prez. LOL. Is that your most royal internet title?
Yes it is. I am royalty. Never forget that.:D
Anyway, fuck off MARD. Go back to JIMMY so the two of you can discuss the vocal merits of Van Halen's desecration of The Who's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.
Must be boring over there if you need to come here, huh, hypocrite? Or are you tired of expressing your love for Ten 13?
Hey don't bash Ten 13, that was a great album. Especially the song where Sammy sings happy birthday to himself! Not to mention it's a complete rip-off of "Birthday" by The Beatles from a musical standpoint unless Sambo meant that as a tribute to the Beatles.
Originally posted by Lou
Hey don't bash Ten 13, that was a great album. Especially the song where Sammy sings happy birthday to himself! Not to mention it's a complete rip-off of "Birthday" by The Beatles from a musical standpoint unless Sambo meant that as a tribute to the Beatles.
Ten 13 is my favorite album in a world in which there are no albums except for Ten 13. (Yes, POOP BOY...I know you'll have to scratch your head and think for a second to figure out that that wasn't a real compliment.)
I also forgot to mention in the birthday song, we get these sound effects of a baby popping out of the womb which really just adds to the wit of that song.
Anyway, I really think it's time for Fab to go to the pen. Because you don't fuckin' agree with and support someone who's trashing the Army and get away with it.
Originally posted by Rikk
Yes it is. I am royalty. Never forget that.:D
Anyway, fuck off MARD. Go back to JIMMY so the two of you can discuss the vocal merits of Van Halen's desecration of The Who's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.
Must be boring over there if you need to come here, huh, hypocrite? Or are you tired of expressing your love for Ten 13?
Speaking as a man who undoubtedly experienced more of the Roth era Van Halen than the intimable prince of sheep pens...I'd rather discuss the vocal merits of DLR's desecration of The Beach Boys' CALIFORNIA GIRLS.
I'm no hypocrite. Some of us SAW Dave with VH, hack.
Originally posted by Bard
Speaking as a man who undoubtedly experienced more of the Roth era Van Halen than the intimable prince of sheep pens...I'd rather discuss the vocal merits of DLR's desecration of The Beach Boys' CALIFORNIA GIRLS.
I'm no hypocrite. Some of us SAW Dave with VH, hack.
Oh, I respect you so much. You saw Dave because I was too young!:) You're so much cooler than me. But that would also make me younger than you. And that means...
Ah, that means I have more time to live than you!!:D
CALIFORNIA GIRLS was a novetly song. Van Hagar thought they were doing a great rockin' version of a WHO song. And that cover was much more embarressing. At least Dave had a major hit single with his. I can't remember ever hearing Halen's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN on my radio station.
Again, novelty song vs. serious attempt. Success vs. failure.
You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.
Anyone who really buys into that argument is a fucking twat. As if it's an accomplishment and a talent to have been alive to see them. Fuck you RETARD.
And I'll bring up this argument--I suppose I can't enjoy any type of classical music because I wasn't a contemporary of Mozart or Beethoven. And I suppose anyone who studies Mozart or Beethoven these days and has a Ph.D. in musicology isn't qualified to speak about them either, because they weren't alive.
I like seeing that argument frankly, because it signals to me that you've run out of things to say. You don't have anything substantive so you pull out the last line of defense there.
Again please go back to the Links where you belong and where other idiots who think the band's all the same no matter what embrace you. Idiot.
Originally posted by Lou
You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.
Anyone who really buys into that argument is a fucking twat. As if it's an accomplishment and a talent to have been alive to see them. Fuck you RETARD.
And I'll bring up this argument--I suppose I can't enjoy any type of classical music because I wasn't a contemporary of Mozart or Beethoven. And I suppose anyone who studies Mozart or Beethoven these days and has a Ph.D. in musicology isn't qualified to speak about them either, because they weren't alive.
I like seeing that argument frankly, because it signals to me that you've run out of things to say. You don't have anything substantive so you pull out the last line of defense there.
Again please go back to the Links where you belong and where other idiots who think the band's all the same no matter what embrace you. Idiot.
Hold that thought, Lou. I just realized that I wasn't even alive when The Beatles broke up. I'll be back in a minute...I gotta burn my entire Beatles CD collection. Albums, bootlegs, DVDs, books, posters...
Wait a minute. Shit! I guess if we take his entire argument seriously, you can never judge a band and won't know anything about that band unless you've seen them live. So, I guess the entire industry of RECORDED MUSIC should know this and dump all of our CDs into bins and burn them.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have to go burn my entire CD and DVD collection because BARD thinks they don't teach you ANYTHING about the band.
Originally posted by Lou
You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.
Precisely, squirt.
Originally posted by Bard
Precisely, squirt.
God, you're dumb. But I should still thank you. You have allowed FAB to show her true colors around here as a back-stabbing cunt. I'm glad she's going to be hated even more than she already was.
I would say that now that she has admitted to thinking the Army is ridiculous, she could go back to the Links. But alas, there is no place in Brett's heart for her because he's much smarter than that.
So, bye bye FAB. Bye bye!!:D
Matt White
09-11-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Precisely, squirt.
So, you saw the MIGHTY VAN HALEN in all its full tilt boogie GLORY, and you STILL argue over the SPAM HALEN days?!? WTF I saw the MIGHTY VAN HALEN, and they were the GREATEST HARD ROCK BAND OF THEIR DAY. Shame on you Bard, for missing the boat. Truly enlightening to know that you try and brow-beat the younger fans with "I'm legit, I saw VH back in the day" and still wanna promote the CHEESE ROCKERS known as Van Hagar. I'm embarrassed for you.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
So RETARD, then is anyone alive today allowed to appreciate classical music?
Nope. And don't be pulling out those John Coltrane CDs, Lou. He's dead too.
I'd love to see this asshole say, with sincerity that you can't appreciate classical music, or somehow weasel out of it and say that the logic to Van Halen doesn't apply.
Hate to pop your fragile virgin bubbles, boyz, but true Roth fans are true Van Halen fans are true Sam fans. They like the whole pie.
BTW, most of you lost. The poll tabulation is in. Didn't last three minutes without a fuck you, a cunt, or a retard comment. What ascerbic and insightful replies you've given. Instead of showing me the error of my ways via superior discourse, and rational explanation of why Dave is the superior frontman, or why your site offers more than a bend-over-you're-my-bitch forum, you as usual lowered your battle stance to nursery school taunts. Friggin' cattle. Get laid, maybe Dave'll respect you as more than an anonymous teenager pretending he's some kind of weird Dave shrine acolyte. Too bad you weren't born a decade earlier. Maybe then you could shared in the glory instead of settling for after-the-fact mourning of an age gone by that you missed out on.
I managed to keep a cool head within the dungeons of the Army, and its members showed their true colors. Next opportunity comes along where you get into a debate on merits, maybe you should try and make a better show of it...like using your brain rather than your mouth. Heck, if Dave had managed that in '96, you would have your little wet dream reality.
Cattle.
OK that's great, you still didn't answer my question about liking classical music and you can't because you know how stupid that will sound if you actually say "No, you can't appreciate or purport to know anything about Mozart because you didn't live in the 1700's." Or how stupid it will sound to say, "Well that's different."
diamondsgirl
09-11-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Bard
We miss ya over there, Rikk. And Loons, that was quite a dramatic exit...not only did you leave, but you asked to be deleted entirely. Your fake redneck bippity bop was entertaining as hell...please come back.
redneck?? man...I don't think so. LOL.
The rest of your shitty post is just as far off.
Originally posted by Lou
OK that's great, you still didn't answer my question about liking classical music and you can't because you know how stupid that will sound if you actually say "No, you can't appreciate or purport to know anything about Mozart because you didn't live in the 1700's." Or how stupid it will sound to say, "Well that's different."
I wasn't trying to suggest that anybody not around for Dave era VH couldn't appreciate Dave era VH, Louis.
What I was asserting was my amusement at fans who didn't live the early years along with the band, just because they've seen a bootleg Hear About it Later piece of bootleg, have the balls to claim they know what's right and what ain't for the LEGACY of Van Halen. Leave that up to the people who sweat the blood and tears. Your opinions and knowledge of VH weren't in question. Your part in it all was. :rolleyes:
Matt White
09-11-2004, 04:46 PM
WOW Bard, did it take you almost an entire hour to craft that eloquent reply? Your still trotting out the same tired rhetoric while falling back on the tell-tale likster taunts. The SHEEP tag really seems to burn you characters. I love how you rail against the sophomoric insults thrown at you, all the while slinging your own. One with a vagabond wit shouldn't throw stones at those who return the favor.So, really, drop the sanctimonious tone, it's obvious your only here as the latest links gadfly. "Nothing to say and all day to say it". Spin your fable of "Spammy and the magic cheeseburger" somewhere where your appreciated.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!
diamondsgirl
09-11-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Hate to pop your fragile virgin bubbles, boyz, but true Roth fans are true Van Halen fans are true Sam fans. They like the whole pie.
Not at all. Couldn't be further off again.
Matt White
09-11-2004, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Heck, if Dave had managed that in '96, you would have your little wet dream reality.
Cattle
There we go! The party line. Nice to see your true colors Bard. A SAPM MAN all the way.
Too bad that little fractured fairy tale has no basis in reality. Not that your kind deals in reality. The SISTERS had all ready hired GARY, and had planned all along to give DAVE the boot. But, not before drumming up sales for GHVI with the false intentions of returning DAVE to his rightful place. Otherwise, CLASSIC VAN HALEN fans wouldn't have gotten back on the band wagon.
But, instead, the SHEEP got their wish(or did they?). Spammy came home and recorded 3 HORRIBLE new tunes.
My only question is, which of those 3 new tunes is EVH's "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"? "Up for Breakfast"? "It's about time"? HAHAHAHAH!!!!
Seriously, WTF is that all about? And Spammys voice, sounded kinda thin these days. NOT that he EVER had that good of a voice. The man isn't in the same league as Plant, Daltery, or Jagger.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Well, not one of you has presented any sort of rationale regarding why this site is da shizznit, nor have you successfully defended your demigod. I can be a Sam fan and a Dave fan quite easily, thanks. Open minds are a good thing, children, you should try it. My true colors lie with Ed's band. Ed's band. Say it out loud, tykes. Dave JOINED Ed's band, when it was Mammoth, not the other way 'round. Dave LEFT Ed's band when he thought it would suit him. Ed's band continued without. Deal with it. Get over it. Your Arch-Priest created your current misery. Blame him. Not Sam. CATTLE.
FYI, your message board might be more interesting if (1) it were more productive and explorative, rather than a cock gobbling punch fest and (2) if you actually managed to meet usurpers' challenges with keen discussion and analysis of Dave's prowess. I'm sure Dave would appreciate that, rather than toss sheep, Spammy, and cunt insults every which way. You're giving him an air he'd rather not have. Duh.
No wonder you guys troll the links so much. Gotta find some outlet for sparked interest, it seems. Come on, is this the best the infamous Army has to offer? At least make it look like some of you have the intelligence to make a go of it.
diamondsgirl
09-11-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Hate to pop your fragile virgin bubbles, boyz, but true Roth fans are true Van Halen fans are true Sam fans. They like the whole pie.
What I would like, Bard, is for you to explain your logic here.
Matt White
09-11-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Well, not one of you has presented any sort of rationale regarding why this site is da shizznit, nor have you successfully defended your demigod. I can be a Sam fan and a Dave fan quite easily, thanks. Open minds are a good thing, children, you should try it. My true colors lie with Ed's band. Ed's band. Say it out loud, tykes. Dave JOINED Ed's band, when it was Mammoth, not the other way 'round. Dave LEFT Ed's band when he thought it would suit him. Ed's band continued without. Deal with it. Get over it. Your Arch-Priest created your current misery. Blame him. Not Sam. CATTLE.
FYI, your message board might be more interesting if (1) it were more productive and explorative, rather than a cock gobbling punch fest and (2) if you actually managed to meet usurpers' challenges with keen discussion and analysis of Dave's prowess. I'm sure Dave would appreciate that, rather than toss sheep, Spammy, and cunt insults every which way. You're giving him an air he'd rather not have. Duh.
No wonder you guys troll the links so much. Gotta find some outlet for sparked interest, it seems. Come on, is this the best the infamous Army has to offer? At least make it look like some of you have the intelligence to make a go of it.
Bard, again, your nothing but a links lackey. Here to try and rattle a few cages. No new argument and nothing of value to say. Your tired DAVE slams have all been heard before.
Your also a hypocrite. You start out calling for the ARMY not to use the standard inflammatory insults, but you have to resort to them yourself. LAME.
Rather than defend DAVE, which is NEVER necessary when SPAMMY is included in the discussion, lets talk about Van Hagar.
Did Glen Ballard help out with those brilliant lyrics to "Its about Time"?
Is EVH pissed off that Spammy is as terrible at writing lyrics as he was with "Amsterdam", the song that got him fired from Van Hagar? Or, did he quit! Guess which of those two habitual liers you believe.
Is the attendance at this summers FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR giving SHEMP Van Halen hypertension, further aggravating his turkey neck?
Are the dwindling number of fans showing up for Van Hagar concerts an indication that the FLOCK is quickly shrinking? Or is it an indicator that NOBODY cares about Van Hagar?
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 05:24 PM
And lets establish some facts here Bard:
DAVE was ASKED by SHEMP Van Halen to join Mammouth. Dave didn't audition.
DAVE ran the band.
DAVE wrote ALL the lyrics.
DAVE arranged All vocal harmony and created the vocal melodies.
DAVE designed the stages.
DAVE decided upon stage costumes/clothing.
DAVE handled the business aspect of the band.
DAVE booked the gigs.
DAVE designed the merchandise.
And, when DAVE left in 1985, EVERY VAN HALEN employee (from the secretaries in the office to the roadies) left with DAVE. Only SHEMP's drum roadie stayed. Now, if DAVE was/is such a horrible human being, why didn't they stay with the SISTERS?
Why? Because THEY are the source of the problem. From DAVE leaving to Spammy getting fired, EVH & Shemp ae the ASSHOLES in that band.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 05:46 PM
Bueller?.....................
Bueller?..................................
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Bueller?.....................
Bueller?..................................
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
OH SHIT Did Bard get banned?!?!?
Oh, my bad. WRONG SITE!!!
The ROTHARMY aren't a bunch of FASCIST!!!
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
Panamark
09-11-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
And lets establish some facts here Bard:
DAVE was ASKED by SHEMP Van Halen to join Mammouth. Dave didn't audition.
DAVE ran the band.
DAVE wrote ALL the lyrics.
DAVE arranged All vocal harmony and created the vocal melodies.
DAVE designed the stages.
DAVE decided upon stage costumes/clothing.
DAVE handled the business aspect of the band.
DAVE booked the gigs.
DAVE designed the merchandise.
And, when DAVE left in 1985, EVERY VAN HALEN employee (from the secretaries in the office to the roadies) left with DAVE. Only SHEMP's drum roadie stayed. Now, if DAVE was/is such a horrible human being, why didn't they stay with the SISTERS?
Why? Because THEY are the source of the problem. From DAVE leaving to Spammy getting fired, EVH & Shemp ae the ASSHOLES in that band.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
Ya gotta laugh, everytime someone hits them with the truth, things go awfully quiet. :p
Matt White
09-11-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ya gotta laugh, everytime someone hits them with the truth, things go awfully quiet. :p
Same old story, PANAMARK! "You guys this" and "You guys that" and "Don't call us SHEEP, FAGS, CUNTS, etc" all the while spewing as many typical insults as he could muster. Nothing new, nothing to add. Says he's been stalking the site for MONTHS, and finaly NUTTED UP today to start his rant. BORING!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
diamondsgirl
09-11-2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
And lets establish some facts here Bard:
DAVE was ASKED by SHEMP Van Halen to join Mammouth. Dave didn't audition.
DAVE ran the band.
DAVE wrote ALL the lyrics.
DAVE arranged All vocal harmony and created the vocal melodies.
DAVE designed the stages.
DAVE decided upon stage costumes/clothing.
DAVE handled the business aspect of the band.
DAVE booked the gigs.
DAVE designed the merchandise.
And, when DAVE left in 1985, EVERY VAN HALEN employee (from the secretaries in the office to the roadies) left with DAVE. Only SHEMP's drum roadie stayed. Now, if DAVE was/is such a horrible human being, why didn't they stay with the SISTERS?
Why? Because THEY are the source of the problem. From DAVE leaving to Spammy getting fired, EVH & Shemp ae the ASSHOLES in that band.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
5 stars!!! *****
Matt White
09-11-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
5 stars!!! *****
Thanks sister!!! Right back at you!!!
Well Bard's comments do establish that he thinks the band was a trio plus a singer from day one, and I just can't believe that someone who loves to boast about how he saw Van HALEN (like it's a talent or an accomplishment to have been born at the right time and paid money to go to a concert) can say that.
So Bard, answer me this, since you had that talent of being alive and old enough to witness the real Van Halen, was the general consensus 1984 and before that Van Halen was a trio plus a singer and not a four-piece band? Did people back then think of it strictly as Ed's band and Dave as hired hand playing a secondary role? Because listening to 70 or so bootlegs and watching about 8 DVD's, I still can't figure that out for myself. I can't tell if Dave was more than just a role player. It's too hard to figure out and I wish I had your talent of being a teenager in the early '80s so that I could know this information :rolleyes:
I went to lunch, Tards. I don't sit by my computer with baited breath waiting for another 'tard's response.
Heh...I didn't know none of you had ever seen Dave VH live. That explains a lot. I thought there might be a few seniors hereabouts that could justify their positions with concourse...but no, my friends were right, the true Dave fans don't come to this hate shrine.
The fact that none of you speak from personal experience makes this whole site a joke. A kiddie hobby. You can't cite quotes from Dave's bio as factoids. It's interesting that you are so proud of his business savvy and yet call the current tour a cash splurge. It's interesting that you slam Sam for doing the same stuff Dave did. It's interesting that you 'Tards, which amount to about 2% of VH fans, are the first ones who know every Hagar song by heart. And finally, it's interesting that you use so many cap locks and exclamations to get your points across. Youse is angry, tough, and don't take no shit, okay, I got that. Ooh, I'm scared. Call me a sheep and a shemp lover, argh, that stings.
Nobody answered my question, so I guess I"ll have to take that silence as an answer. You DON'T have any worthy adversaries to offer up.
Well, with that, I'll 'slink' back to the real Van Halen site. It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. I thought there'd be more stimulating interplay, but it seems all you 'Tards can do is get defensive and spout edited to fit sources, rather than try and convert my sadly deluded ass.
Call me when the inevitable Dave reunion comes to pass. 'Til then, I'll go play with the big boys, and leave you junior cadets to your teenie weenies. Again, maybe we'd take you more seriously if you stopped using the Links as a reference source for your threads. At least try to be independent.
In your future, if you present a more unified front, and offer some rational justifications on why Dave is the man, and if you actually showed some respect, then perhaps you'd be perceived as more than human filler in the rock internet community.
diamondsgirl
09-11-2004, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Heh...I didn't know none of you had ever seen Dave VH live. That explains a lot. I thought there might be a few seniors hereabouts that could justify their positions with concourse...but no, my friends were right, the true Dave fans don't come to this hate shrine.
I have. So, will you respond to my post?
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
And lets establish some facts here Bard:
DAVE arranged All vocal harmony and created the vocal melodies.
I'm not so sure about that...
ELVIS
09-11-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Bard
Hate to pop your fragile virgin bubbles, boyz, but true Roth fans are true Van Halen fans are true Sam fans. They like the whole pie.
Bullshit!
BTW, I witnessed the real Van Halen live...
Can I be as cool as you now ??
:rolleyes:
Again Bard didn't answer my question.
Also I've written my feelings on the true Van Halen and Van Hagar shit so many times, I'm just not going to do it again. The music speaks for itself (mixed metaphor, I know). That's really all I needed to determine which was the band that had heart and soul and which was the trio + a singer that was bland sellout garbage.
This is a joke. Do we have to justify why we like this site? No.
But I certainly think we don't feel we need to. On any given day I can see topics in the other site stating: "FAIR WARNING: Overated, right?" (yes that was a real topic). In this site, it's a discussion of why Dave/the Dave years were great...not trying to dissect them to somehow make Sammy better.
This is so stupid. He tries to accuse us of not getting laid. But he's wasted an entire day over here.
Loser.
And BTW, MARD, I think one can easily enjoy just one era of a band. I happen to enjoy BLACK SABBATH only with Ozzy. Does this mean I'm not "the man" because I can't enjoy Ronnie James Dio BLACK SABBATH?:rolleyes:
Originally posted by ELVIS
Bullshit!
BTW, I witnessed the real Van Halen live...
Can I be as cool as you now ??
:rolleyes:
Ditto. :D
Originally posted by MAX
Ditto. :D
Lucky bastards. I witnessed the BALANCE tour...:rolleyes: I feel so lucky...
It's not your fault that you were born a few years too late.
Hey, I've also seen the EEAS, Skyscraper and YFLM tours as well!!!!
Jeaulous buddy? lol.
That's what you get for the "MAXI-PAD" crack!!!!! ;)
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
"I'll be good" - FAB, just a few days ago.
Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.
The #1 internet cunt, FAB, defends him and attacks anybody that attacks our loving newcomer.
This proves what I've always said:
FAB IS A FUCKING CUNT. SHE IS A HAGAR-LOVING TROLL that wishes she could still post at the Links. If any of you people actually think FAB would be here if Brett let her back in, you're completely misguided.
Okay, FAB...that's yet another strike. You fucking bitch.
You are now going into the SHEEP PEN. I know you love it. But let's first see if we can get your fat fucking psychotic slut ass in there first.
Stupid fat psycho slut.
I said I'd be good but I see you slamming me in every thread... That isn't nice! Anyway~
I didn't agree with everything he said and somwhere in this thread I targeted the things he said that I did agree with. Why is it RIKK that if I dont see things YOUR way or like what YOU like I'm on your shit list? Ever hear of individuality? I'm sorry I refuse to give up my own likes, feelings and tastes just to get people to like me or better yet to fit in with the people at a message board. I like VAN HALEN and that includes The ROTH era and The Hagar era. I will agree not to praise the Hagar era here but that doesn't change the fact that I like it nor does likeing it change the fact that I Love the Roth era too. I guess I'm just more open minded than you and I'm more true to ME! BTW~ I cant wait to get into the pen and decorate it "FAB STYLE"~! OH! And another thing we have already established that you think I'm fat and ugly so how about coming up with something more original!
Big Troubles
09-11-2004, 09:25 PM
why in the hell is everyone still babbling on about what Fab did on other internet sites? I dont get it? Is there an obsession here that I haven't clued into?
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 09:39 PM
It's the FAB obsession! They love to hate me... Like Roth said..."I can tell you don't like me at all... do me a favor, spread it around!"
FAB...you didn't agree with the guy, huh? Let's look at your responses before you feel obliged to take the victim stance (as usual).
FAB's first response, this one in response to MARD's entire attack on the Army (something he acknowledges):
"BRAVO!"
The second post, FAB is responding to this quote: "David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history. Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes. My point."
FAB's response is in this post:
"I agree with that, In fact the man has said it himself."
Then she attacks ELVIS...whatever. (She's really trying to behave.)
Then FAB posts this, quoting a bunch of other posts (the quotes in italics):
"No, I didn't post this. I know better... But I do agee with some points he made..."
FAB then lists a quote about offensive mods (the Army mods are apparently offensive), name-calling (I guess name-calling is somehow worse than threatening, huh?...and how about putting up people's real names and phone numbers and addresses, FAB?...you've been known to do that), gay topics (wasn't it you who posted about Dave being gay and you have a friend who's had an affair in South America with him), Dave has nothing to be currently proud of.
Okay, FAB. Why are you here then? And when I attack you after you freak out on Roth or me or a group of people here, why do you suddenly act all defensive?
Anyway, you obviously crave the attention. I can picture you as a lonely, fat woman that doesn't take care...oh fuck it. I won't even go there, as obvious as it is.
Your entire purpose here, FAB, is to start trouble. Big trouble!:D And I won't let up anymore. None of these "Why are you bugging me" PMs. I leave you alone, and within a day you start up again.
I am after you, cunt. I am going to make your life a living hell at this forums. If you start posting at the Eddie Van Halen forum, I will look for you there. If Brett lets you back in the Links (about as likely as Brett finding you physically attractive), I will look for you there. But I will attack you nowhere more than the Army. You don't belong here. You're the biggest Roth-hater I've ever seen. And I don't buy your "new and improved" act. When you catch one opportunity to make trouble, you do it. You're psychotic. And I am fucking sick and tired of it considering how many good Rothtards stopped posting entirely at ANY site because of you and your extreme bullshit.
You don't have my phone number. You don't have my address. You don't have anything. So your usual tactics won't work.
You are the lowest of the low...worse than Kadydid. And I won't let up this time. I want no posts of "poor Rikk is picking on me". I will simply quote this post and a couple of others every time this happens.
I've been nice enough and I've forgotten enough. This time, I'm not forgetting anything.
Fucking bitch.:mad:
guwapo_rocker
09-11-2004, 09:57 PM
Is Bard Wolfman?
Oh and Fab, you're a hypocrite Buh Bye....wake up BT....
scorpioboy33
09-11-2004, 10:01 PM
how many fuckin people come here just to fight..hmm
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Is Bard Wolfman?
Oh and Fab, you're a hypocrite Buh Bye....wake up BT....
He's right, BT. It's time to wake up. This bitch is twisted and a Roth-hater at heart.
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
FAB...you didn't agree with the guy, huh? Let's look at your responses before you feel obliged to take the victim stance (as usual).
FAB's first response, this one in response to MARD's entire attack on the Army (something he acknowledges):
"BRAVO!"
The second post, FAB is responding to this quote: "David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history. Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes. My point."
FAB's response is in this post:
"I agree with that, In fact the man has said it himself."
Then she attacks ELVIS...whatever. (She's really trying to behave.)
Then FAB posts this, quoting a bunch of other posts (the quotes in italics):
"No, I didn't post this. I know better... But I do agee with some points he made..."
FAB then lists a quote about offensive mods (the Army mods are apparently offensive), name-calling (I guess name-calling is somehow worse than threatening, huh?...and how about putting up people's real names and phone numbers and addresses, FAB?...you've been known to do that), gay topics (wasn't it you who posted about Dave being gay and you have a friend who's had an affair in South America with him), Dave has nothing to be currently proud of.
Okay, FAB. Why are you here then? And when I attack you after you freak out on Roth or me or a group of people here, why do you suddenly act all defensive?
Anyway, you obviously crave the attention. I can picture you as a lonely, fat woman that doesn't take care...oh fuck it. I won't even go there, as obvious as it is.
Your entire purpose here, FAB, is to start trouble. Big trouble!:D And I won't let up anymore. None of these "Why are you bugging me" PMs. I leave you alone, and within a day you start up again.
I am after you, cunt. I am going to make your life a living hell at this forums. If you start posting at the Eddie Van Halen forum, I will look for you there. If Brett lets you back in the Links (about as likely as Brett finding you physically attractive), I will look for you there. But I will attack you nowhere more than the Army. You don't belong here. You're the biggest Roth-hater I've ever seen. And I don't buy your "new and improved" act. When you catch one opportunity to make trouble, you do it. You're psychotic. And I am fucking sick and tired of it considering how many good Rothtards stopped posting entirely at ANY site because of you and your extreme bullshit.
You don't have my phone number. You don't have my address. You don't have anything. So your usual tactics won't work.
You are the lowest of the low...worse than Kadydid. And I won't let up this time. I want no posts of "poor Rikk is picking on me". I will simply quote this post and a couple of others every time this happens.
I've been nice enough and I've forgotten enough. This time, I'm not forgetting anything.
Fucking bitch.:mad:
YOU ARE PATHETIC! NOTHING that I said in this thread should upset you so much! WHY do you CARE? What a NUTCASE! It wasn't directed at YOU. If you want to censor my feeling and my thought FUCK YOU! I didn't say anything wrong. Are you dyslexic or is it RIKKlexic?? I said I didn't agree with ALL of his points but YES I did agree with some and I pin pointed them and I'm sticking to it! Sorry if getting along with you means I give up my right to post MY thought freely FUCK IT. I'll fight you every step of the way! YOU don't scare me one bit! You want to get your Sheep Hearders to bacl you up so be it. I don't need a MOB to fight my battles. NEVER have! I DONT want trouble here but I will FIGHT for my right to speak freely! So BRING IT ON! Let's see if you can do it intellegently instead of with name calling and bullying. As for posting names, addresses and phone numbers that is just more of your utter BULLSHIT! I NEVER did that! Listen Up pRikk... I am NOT a Roth hater! Are you in my head asshole? Do you know my feelings? Don't speak for me! Just because you post it does not make it fact! What I find curious is why when certain people have quoted lines fron Roth era songs, you had no idea what they were talking about... You being such a BIG ROTH FAN and all... PATHETIC!
Fabulous Shadow
09-11-2004, 10:05 PM
Wolf would not take an alias... Have someone check his IP...
Not HIM... I think BT is smater than judging someone over their taste in music...
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
YOU ARE PATHETIC! NOTHING that I said in this thread should upset you so much! WHY do you CARE? What a NUTCASE! It wasn't directed at YOU. If you want to censor my feeling and my thought FUCK YOU! I didn't say anything wrong. Are you dyslexic or is it RIKKlexic?? I said I didn't agree with ALL of his points but YES I did agree with some and I pin pointed them and I'm sticking to it! Sorry if getting along with you means I give up my right to post MY thought freely FUCK IT. I'll fight you every step of the way! YOU don't scare me one bit! You want to get your Sheep Hearders to bacl you up so be it. I don't need a MOB to fight my battles. NEVER have! I DONT want trouble here but I will FIGHT for my right to speak freely! So BRING IT ON! Let's see if you can do it intellegently instead of with name calling and bullying. As for posting names, addresses and phone numbers that is just more of your utter BULLSHIT! I NEVER did that! Listen Up pRikk... I am NOT a Roth hater! Are you in my head asshole? Do you know my feelings? Don't speak for me! Just because you post it does not make it fact! What I find curious is why when certain people have quoted lines fron Roth era songs, you had no idea what they were talking about... You being such a BIG ROTH FAN and all... PATHETIC!
Actually, bitch...you just attacked me today in another thread. You are fucking crazy. You're PMing me like a wimp "Leave me alone...what do I have to do" and then when I finally stop, you attack me again. Then you also start this shit up.
Almost nobody likes you here. Do you understand that? I have tons of friends here. Yours are slipping away. You prove yourself day after day to be a nut, a liar and a craver of attention. Every time I stop fighting with you, you find some thread to attack me in again and then ask why I'm attacking you.
God, go get laid, go spend some time with your son...be a normal person. You're craving for attention is sick...and you're getting enough enemies. Even GUWAPO can see you for who you are now.
Bitch.
guwapo_rocker
09-11-2004, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
. I don't need a MOB to fight my battles. NEVER have!
Mmmkay.....what about the bikers??:D
scorpioboy33
09-11-2004, 10:23 PM
bikers.....thats silly...
44 days yeeeehaw
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Mmmkay.....what about the bikers??:D
I know. She's so fucking blind. She forgets her own lies.
guwapo_rocker
09-11-2004, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
bikers.....thats silly...
44 days yeeeehaw
She HAS threatened to have her biker buddies
hurt people dude.:(
BTW for what it's worth, THE MARD over at the Links lists himself from Detroit and Bard lists himself from California. Again that may be worth little to nothing; I didn't check the IP and it didn't concern me enough to do so.
But anyway, if that was THE MARD (or as I like to call him, THE RETARD), his favorite album as listed at the Stinks is "OU812" and his favorite song is "Aftershock." Need more be said about this idiot's taste? And if that's the same person and that person saw the true Van Halen, yet considers OU812 and "Aftershock" his favorite songs, then that's saying that even after witnessing the real thing live he still prefers Van Hagar. What shit for taste!
Lou,
I just checked the IP and this "Bard" is from NY, so your guess is as good as mine? Regardless, it shows his lack of credibility. Another lying troll. :rolleyes:
It really doesn't matter if he is "THE MARD" or someone else, all the Hagar fans just kind of mesh into one boring-ass character when you get right down to it.
Lou, I agree and it's stellar to have you as a member of THE PEN administration. :)
Welcome aboard!!!!!
:gulp:
Yes, welcome Lou. It's awesome to have you as part of the team!!!
Matt White
09-11-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Bard
I went to lunch, Tards. I don't sit by my computer with baited breath waiting for another 'tard's response.
HAHAHA!!!! 1 1/2 hour and NO response. Seems NARD can't quite BRING IT yet. Just another Spammy SHEEP, dying for attention. Why else come to this site and babble all day long. Funny, when faced with a little info, the troll had no response. Same old Sheep mentality though.
What I REALLY LOVE is how he's ABLE to come to this site and basically just piss and moan. AS IF the links and its head CENSOR allow that! If that site had a onuce of credibility, it would allow people with different opinions to voice them without having the "OVERLORD" clamping down on any dissident expression.
Lunch, right. He had to get back to his bridge.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!
Originally posted by Matt White
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!
Yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!!!!!! I've been diggin' the fuck out of your posts!!!!!
FIVE STARS for you!!!!!!!!
:gulp:
Matt White
09-11-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!!!!!! I've been diggin' the fuck out of your posts!!!!!
FIVE STARS for you!!!!!!!!
:gulp:
Same here Bro! 5 star back to ya!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
madraoul
09-11-2004, 11:28 PM
Sorry, I'm still kinda new to this interweb posting shit. What are the links? Maybe some kind of weird Eddie Van Halen miniture golf course?
Too cool and I thank you!!!! :)
Keep preaching the Roth my brother cos that's what rock and roll is all about!!!!
NUTHIN' BUT YEZZZZZ!!!!!!
:gulp:
No the VH Links (http://www.vhforums.com) are an unofficial "Van Halen" message board, just like this is an unofficial DLR message board.
If you go to the Links and start sifting through the posts, you will find very quickly that it's got a heavy pro-Hagar bias to it.
Originally posted by Matt White
Same here Bro! 5 star back to ya!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
I would give Matt 5 stars...but I already did a long time ago!
You da man, Matt!:)
Matt White
09-11-2004, 11:42 PM
Roth on RIKK! I'm just tryin' to walk it like I talk it!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Originally posted by Rikk
I would give Matt 5 stars...but I already did a long time ago!
You da man, Matt!:)
Sorry I'm so slow. I'm still pissed that you fucking stole lms from me last night you canook (SP?) or whatever insult is used? LOL!!!! :mad: ;) :D
guwapo_rocker
09-11-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by madraoul
Sorry, I'm still kinda new to this interweb posting shit. What are the links? Maybe some kind of weird Eddie Van Halen miniture golf course?
Yes it is and each par 3 hole is a par 30 at the links....:D
Matt White
09-11-2004, 11:50 PM
THE VHLINKS: Where they Never let REALITY get in the way of a SPAMMY & the CHEESEBURGLERS STORY!!!
100% PURE HAIR METAL POWER BALLAD LOVING MULLET FARMERS!!!!
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!
Originally posted by MAX
Sorry I'm so slow. I'm still pissed that you fucking stole lms from me last night you canook (SP?) or whatever insult is used? LOL!!!! :mad: ;) :D
That's canuck!!:D
Yup, she's my woman now. You can have FAB!:) :D :p
madraoul
09-11-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Lou
No the VH Links (http://www.vhforums.com) are an unofficial "Van Halen" message board, just like this is an unofficial DLR message board.
If you go to the Links and start sifting through the posts, you will find very quickly that it's got a heavy pro-Hagar bias to it.
Thanks Lou, I'll pass. I think everyone knows VH really died in '86.
Matt White
09-12-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by madraoul
Thanks Lou, I'll pass. I think everyone knows VH really died in '86.
You'd be surprised, Madraoul. The SHEEP think that EVH popped out of the ground in 86, playin' Power Ballads and wearin' sweat pants!
In reality, he popped out of Spammys ASS, ready to homogenize his once mighty sound into a gutless shell of what it once was.
A SAD year for music.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
Well they think that Sammy brought "the band" (like it was always a trio, plus some singer) to new heights. I've literally read those words, "new heights."
rustoffa
09-12-2004, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Bard
....I wonder, can any of you high school dropouts engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
Can't believe I missed this....betting on college football sucks but it's a sucky kind of suck that makes your mind wander.
Lotsa good replies so far, but since I'm lazy I'll just do my best with the query above.
1. Lemming, hatchet wound, and van hagar queersexual are still available.
2. God is a member here, and he ain't listenin'.
3. Do you conversate about ham radio? There's a huuge cellular tower up by the interstate.
What the fuck is Nutt thinkin'? %^@&*^*'n point spreads......
madraoul
09-12-2004, 12:24 AM
Seriously, I realize the casual fan may have bought that garbage for a couple of albums, but what the fuck!
Matt White
09-12-2004, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Lou
Well they think that Sammy brought "the band" (like it was always a trio, plus some singer) to new heights. I've literally read those words, "new heights."
Funny, I remember in the 80's when MANY people thought of them as DAVID LEE ROTH and EVH with a drummer and a backup singer.
And MANY of us STILL think that way!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Hell I bought 5150, OU812 and FUCK and listened to them a few times. A lot of us bought Van Hagar albums. But when you get older your tastes change. Like before 1997, all I knew was "alternative music" and I thought that was all good. Knew nothing about classic rock and roll and scoffed at it to tell you the truth. And then my tastes just changed when I hit 16, I discovered classic rock and roll and never looked back. All the "alternative music" I thought was good, now most of it I of course know it's shit.
Similarly I grew out of Van Hagar in 2001. Since I didn't grow up with the real Van Halen, I was starting fresh with both eras, and yes I had to go through a phase of listening to both repeatedly to finally and gradually understand what the deal was here. I had to "catch up" since I didn't live it. Well in 2001 when it hit me, it hit me hard and I thought to myself, "God why did I ever like Van Hagar"? I don't know to this day I'm still kinda hard on myself about that, I should have realized a lot quicker that Van Hagar sucks :D
What's sad though is people who did live Van HALEN and are Van Hagar fans nonetheless, in their 30's...those people have no shot of being saved, they inherently like sellout music. I don't inherently like sellout music, and once I realized that Van Hagar was sellout music, that's what saved me.
madraoul
09-12-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Lou
What's sad though is people who did live Van HALEN and are Van Hagar fans nonetheless, in their 30's...those people have no shot of being saved, they inherently like sellout music. I don't inherently like sellout music, and once I realized that Van Hagar was sellout music, that's what saved me.
Maybe because I actually grew up hearing that guy's solo shit, I knew when to pull the plug. Dave or Sammy? How can you possibly have a problem with this?
freak
09-12-2004, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by madraoul
Maybe because I actually grew up hearing that guy's solo shit, I knew when to pull the plug. Dave or Sammy? How can you possibly have a problem with this?
When Mr. Bad Motor Scooter took the reins, it was all over where I was concerned.
Matt White
09-12-2004, 12:50 AM
And I love the "Spammy was a STAR before Van Hagar" bit. The guy had ONE hit, that CHEESE FEST 55.HAHAHAHA!!!!!
He came "roaring up out of oblivion" just like DAVE said back in the day. Then he turned the GREATEST AMERICAN HARD ROCK BAND into JOURNEY. No debate accepted. RUINED THEM. And his solo career? "Hey, I got a GREAT idea! Let's remake ROCK AND ROLL PART 1 by GARY GLITTER!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Unbelievable!!!!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
madraoul
09-12-2004, 01:07 AM
I went into the Air Force and never heard another peep from that fucker until he joined the big VH. Much like today, it was a sad day for America.
Originally posted by MAX
Sorry I'm so slow. I'm still pissed that you fucking stole lms from me last night you canook (SP?) or whatever insult is used? LOL!!!! :mad: ;) :D
Do we need to talk about this again? Okay, I will explain my feelings about each of you one more time. (go check your messages ;) )
diamondsgirl
09-12-2004, 08:35 AM
A few pages back, I asked Bard to explain his logic here and he didn't. I wonder why. :confused: Does this quote make any sense to any one here? can you explain it to me??
Originally posted by Bard
Hate to pop your fragile virgin bubbles, boyz, but true Roth fans are true Van Halen fans are true Sam fans. They like the whole pie.
Big Troubles
09-12-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Is Bard Wolfman?
Oh and Fab, you're a hypocrite Buh Bye....wake up BT....
LOL Im awake. I just dont take this shit as seriously as some of the other people here do. Damn guys. Its the internet. Its Dave. He doesn't and wont care what Fab says. You guys are raising and lowering your war flags so much over this crap its embarassing. I didn't get offended by Fabs response because, quite frankly, I agreed with a few of them. Big dealio. Everybody has their own tastes and likes. We can't keep condemning them for not forming the perfect staright line behind us. Dave doesn't want fans that are robots, he wants originality. Personaly, Im bored with the same old: "Whats your fav song by Dave" "Whats your fav album by Dave" threads. Jesus Christ- And to date, Fab has done nothing wrong to ME. She talked trash about Dave at the links and DDLR.com, but not here. So why would I place her in the enemy camp? So far her worst crime is not showing me her tits! :D
Originally posted by Bard
David Lee Roth has made a mark on rock and roll history.
Some of his fans do him a disservice by being assholes.
My point.
Some of them are assholes. There's the ones who like Van Halen after 1984.
Matt White
09-12-2004, 10:35 AM
They always come back for more abuse. This character is no exception. Their home site is so shoddy that they have to come here to drum up ANY stimulating conversation. So, be prepared. He'll set up his soap box again soon enough.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!!
SoCalChelle
09-12-2004, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I am after you, cunt. I am going to make your life a living hell at this forums. If you start posting at the Eddie Van Halen forum, I will look for you there. If Brett lets you back in the Links (about as likely as Brett finding you physically attractive), I will look for you there. But I will attack you nowhere more than the Army.
So you're a stalker now? Dude, I'm trying to stay out of this, but why the fuck can't you just let it go? Where the hell is it that she "attacked" you anyways? I agree with some of the points made in the first post of this thread too. I guess you better throw me in the Sheep Pen right along with her. It's fucking ridiculous....she posts her opinion, which doesn't happen to agree with yours and suddenly she's "attacking" Roth. Bullshit.
Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So you're a stalker now? Dude, I'm trying to stay out of this, but why the fuck can't you just let it go? Where the hell is it that she "attacked" you anyways? I agree with some of the points made in the first post of this thread too. I guess you better throw me in the Sheep Pen right along with her. It's fucking ridiculous....she posts her opinion, which doesn't happen to agree with yours and suddenly she's "attacking" Roth. Bullshit.
Fuck that shit, Chelle. You keep defending a nutcase. You have no idea the shit she's doing behind the scenes, and you know damn well she's TRYING for the attention.
Jesus Christ, I'm no stalker. But I won't put up with her shit here. She's a fucking trouble-maker, and I'm not going to let any more people vamoose out of this place like people did at the Links all on account of that bitch.
If you don't like the fact that I'm not nice to FAB, deal with it. But quit jumping in unless you really want to be part of the fight. That'll be two of you against the rest of us... Although you know what, no matter what you say or do, I won't think of you the way I do FAB. She's been the biggest bitch in VH-land for too long now, doing too much harmful shit to people (now insulting people's family), and I'm not going to fuck lay down for you. But I won't treat you the same simply because you truly think she's worth defending.
If you want to let her manipulate you or bring you down with her when she's the one that keeps creating her own problems, be my guest.
FAB is a trouble-maker and an asshole. I'm not going to fucking put up with her just on your say-so.
Fabulous Shadow
09-13-2004, 12:37 AM
LMAO! When did I insult someones family? LMFAO! SHOW ME THAT! SHOW ME! COPY AND PASTE THAT SHIT! You never can, can you? ROTFLMAO! You have insulted my ex, my boyfriend and my brothers but hey, That's ok! JUST SHOW ME where I insulted someones family... POST IT! Manipulating Chelle? OMG! I doubt she's that stupid! I think she's just seeing through this mutiny! Creating my own problems... Yep long ago, but that was over until you drudged it up! BTW pRikk the LORD is mt keeper not YOU.
ELVIS
09-13-2004, 01:43 AM
OMG!
Fuck you BITCH!
:rolleyes:
Fabulous Shadow
09-13-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Lou
BTW for what it's worth, THE MARD over at the Links lists himself from Detroit and Bard lists himself from California. Again that may be worth little to nothing; I didn't check the IP and it didn't concern me enough to do so.
But anyway, if that was THE MARD (or as I like to call him, THE RETARD), his favorite album as listed at the Stinks is "OU812" and his favorite song is "Aftershock." Need more be said about this idiot's taste? And if that's the same person and that person saw the true Van Halen, yet considers OU812 and "Aftershock" his favorite songs, then that's saying that even after witnessing the real thing live he still prefers Van Hagar. What shit for taste!
I have to agree with you on this Lou. While I do like Van Hagar. CVH has always been the best.
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I have to agree with you on this Lou. While I do like Van Hagar. CVH has always been the best.
LOL. Look at her brown-nosing. Lou has insulted her 50 times in the last few days. Look at how she's kissing his ass!!:D
ELVIS, I think we're going to have to do a ROUSTABOUT on her.
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