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Susie Q
09-11-2004, 04:26 PM
If I had a dollar every time Katy was being disilluisional....

FORD
09-12-2004, 02:41 AM
If I had a dollar for every lie the Bush Fraudministration has told, I'd be eligible for one of their tax "cuts"

ELVIS
09-12-2004, 05:03 AM
If I had a dollar for every two dollars I pissed away...


:elvis:

lms2
09-12-2004, 05:20 AM
If I had a dollar for every post about Fab or Katy...

Coyote
09-12-2004, 07:34 AM
If I had a dollar for every thread I've read while having a hangover about Sam's bad diet or Dave's receding hairline...

Panamark
09-12-2004, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS
If I had a dollar for every two dollars I pissed away...


:elvis:


LOL !

If I had a dollar for every one the government took away in tax...

SoCalChelle
09-12-2004, 11:35 AM
If I had a dollar for every thread I moved to the Watering Hole....

;)

Mezro
09-12-2004, 03:38 PM
If I had a dollar for every time an Asian woman told me to fuck her in broken english.

Mezro...you fuck me now Mezro...

classicdude
09-12-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
If I had a dollar for every time an Asian woman told me to fuck her in broken english.

Mezro...you fuck me now Mezro...

LOL, once again, Mezro rocks!!

If I had a dollar for everytime I've gone online only to stay up past 1 a.m. and tried to drag my sorry ass to work in the morning....:o

Panamark
09-13-2004, 04:36 AM
Mez, you sure they werent asking you to thank them ?? :p

Switch84
09-13-2004, 02:53 PM
:D If I had a dollar for everytime some dude asked me "Are those real?" I'd be in Bill Gates' tax bracket.

Figs
09-13-2004, 02:55 PM
are they spectacular too?

Mezro
09-13-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Mez, you sure they werent asking you to thank them ?? :p

Oh shit..that would explain the pepper spray;)

Mezro...thank, fuck, thank, fuck, thank, fuck...it all sounds the same in Mandarin...

JCOOK
09-13-2004, 03:54 PM
If I had a dollar for every time Ford has had a conspiracy theory... move over Donald Trump.

Fabulous Shadow
09-13-2004, 05:40 PM
If I had a dollar for every lie told about me I could retire...

frenchie
09-13-2004, 06:09 PM
if i have one euro for everytime i hope dave will sing again in van halen

smaz
09-13-2004, 06:18 PM
If I had one dollar (Or one pound for me) for every one that David Lee Roth has, I'd be just as rich as him.

If I had one dollar for everytime I walked to somewhere, I'd be rolling in it. or even better, walking in it.