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manwiththedogs
09-13-2004, 12:38 AM
Mikey gets my vote, for obvious reasons. But I wanna know what you guys think.

FORD
09-13-2004, 01:05 AM
Well, it's a natural role for Cherone. But Hagar would probably only do Mikey.

Matt White
09-13-2004, 01:10 AM
I think we ALL know who the BITCH is......


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

Panamark
09-13-2004, 08:22 AM
Should have put Al in there too. I was dying to name Ed as
the bitch...

light 'em up!
09-13-2004, 09:07 AM
They're all doing each other!

Coyote
09-13-2004, 11:42 AM
Who the fuck cares? They're in there, we're out here. 'Nuff said.

spmusicplyr
09-13-2004, 11:48 AM
Mikey is gonna get porked for sure. He hasnt stood up to the brothers the last 30 years, so why would he stand up for anal?

I hope have is the prison guard so he can club them upside the head.

spmusicplyr
09-13-2004, 11:49 AM
*i hope dave is ..

Bill Lumbergh
09-13-2004, 11:56 AM
"Hi Michael Anthony here.........In between making booze runs for my employers, and boring the fuck out of people, I hardly have the time to play bass in the studio. So when I'm doing my bass solo live on stage, remember to think about me as you're standing in that beer line. Thanks."

light 'em up!
09-13-2004, 01:05 PM
Look at that mug! MA is so obviously completely bald.

spmusicplyr
09-13-2004, 03:43 PM
so is dlr :)

ClubDave
09-13-2004, 04:41 PM
screw this, spam takes it in the ass all night, they pass him around at more times than val used to whore herself out

Nitro Express
09-13-2004, 05:41 PM
Mike says you will need two assholes to handle his trademark hot sauce. Actually with Van Hagar you get four assholes. That's why Sammy came back, he likes asshole.

bru87tr
09-14-2004, 07:46 PM
mike

ClubDave
09-14-2004, 07:57 PM
maybe in an attempt to set the mood for the night of ass raping, sammy will brign an accoustic guitar with him and entertain the boys with not enough

Switch84
09-18-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by light 'em up!
They're all doing each other!


:D DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!!!! Monty, show the man his prize!


Front row seats to Davy Baby's Toronto show!!!



Can I be your 'grrlfriend' for that show? You can throw some shit onstage at him so he'll 'fuck yer grrlfriend'......

LMMFAOBT!

Don Corleone
09-19-2004, 08:42 AM
I see it like this

Ed was Dave's bitch
Sam was Ed's bitch
Mike is Sam's bitch/Eddie's bitch and Al's bitch (he's also like to be Dave's bitch)

Al is nobody's bitch, he's just a dumb cunt.

VHII
11-04-2004, 11:42 AM
they all take it and give it, they all like it