EVH, Spammy, Mikey and Scary Gary are locked in a cell overnight. Who is the bitch?

[manwiththedogs]

Mikey gets my vote, for obvious reasons. But I wanna know what you guys think.

[FORD]

Well, it's a natural role for Cherone. But Hagar would probably only do Mikey.

[Matt White]

I think we ALL know who the BITCH is......


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[Panamark]

Should have put Al in there too. I was dying to name Ed as
the bitch...

[light 'em up!]

They're all doing each other!

[Coyote]

Who the fuck cares? They're in there, we're out here. 'Nuff said.

[spmusicplyr]

Mikey is gonna get porked for sure. He hasnt stood up to the brothers the last 30 years, so why would he stand up for anal?

I hope have is the prison guard so he can club them upside the head.

[spmusicplyr]

*i hope dave is ..

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Hi Michael Anthony here.........In between making booze runs for my employers, and boring the fuck out of people, I hardly have the time to play bass in the studio. So when I'm doing my bass solo live on stage, remember to think about me as you're standing in that beer line. Thanks."

[light 'em up!]

Look at that mug! MA is so obviously completely bald.

[spmusicplyr]

so is dlr

[ClubDave]

screw this, spam takes it in the ass all night, they pass him around at more times than val used to whore herself out

[Nitro Express]

Mike says you will need two assholes to handle his trademark hot sauce. Actually with Van Hagar you get four assholes. That's why Sammy came back, he likes asshole.

[bru87tr]

mike

[ClubDave]

maybe in an attempt to set the mood for the night of ass raping, sammy will brign an accoustic guitar with him and entertain the boys with not enough