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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Black Balls

    Subject: Misunderstanding -
    >A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
    >
    >his mouth. A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
    >
    >"Nurse...", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
    >
    >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
    >your hands and feet."
    >
    >He struggles again and asks the nurse again:"are my testicles black?"
    >Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
    >hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's
    >nothing wrong with them.....
    >"Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice
    >what you just did......but please...... for the last time......
    >
    >Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ! ?"
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1523

    #2
    ROTFLMAO! :p

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009

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    • DeadOrAlive
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1683

      #3
      Lame. But pretty funny.

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      • ClubDave
        Roadie
        • Aug 2004
        • 170

        #4
        hahahahahahahah, god......ill have to use that one when im in the hospital, it would work every time

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        • horty07
          Head Fluffer
          • Jun 2004
          • 240

          #5
          LOL

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          • manwiththedogs
            Head Fluffer
            • Aug 2004
            • 381

            #6
            teehee...good one

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            • SoCalChelle
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1597

              #7
              LOL
              Formerly Tormented VH Fan
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              • Bob_R
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3834

                #8
                LOL! That was a good one Ozzy. Put it in "The Joke thread"
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                • Ozzy Fudd
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1667

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
                  LOL! That was a good one Ozzy. Put it in "The Joke thread"
                  ok will do
                  Roth Army MP
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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