Any know who this drunken bum is

[Don Corleone]

There's something familiar about this guy, I think he might have jammed with Dave once

[rustoffa]

He broke his guitar!

[Don Corleone]

Do you think someone hung some booze just above the camera to get him to pay attention.

[diamondsgirl]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure thats one of Dave's former guitarists. :D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
There's something familiar about this guy, I think he might have jammed with Dave once

Yeah....I seen the dude! He hangs out down at the mission. Lives on Ripple and Marlboro reds! Swears he "Used to be somebody!"
Too bad. That cat has fried one brain cell too many.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Rikk]

Jesus Christ! He looks like a bum off the street!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Holy fucking shit Batman, that's Willie the Wino.........he hangs out behind the Safeway right down the street from my house. Guy smokes a mean crack pipe.........

[DrGrafenberg]

I seen him in NY once, I'm sure this is the same guy...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/bum.bmp

[JCOOK]

Hey thats' Roy Hagars' guitar player

[SAMMYRULEZ]

too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
at least eddie is a washed up has-been

Thats very true.

[DrGrafenberg]

Take a closer look at his tattoo, unless I'm mistaken it looks like it says "Sammy" to me :confused:
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=207773

[Bill Lumbergh]

Man, now I'm fucking insulted. Noboby.....I MEAN NOBODY calls me a "looser". GGRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
Take a closer look at his tattoo, unless I'm mistaken it looks like it says "Sammy" to me :confused:
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=207773

Yep, and on his ankle there's a photo of a greased up ass, and under it it says "Mikey".

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

Jesus Christ...this is so definitely cockvanhalen69. Why aren't you using your original profile? You weren't banned.

[Matt White]

I'm still trying to figure out how they glued him to that chair. He'd fall on the floor before anybody could take a picture. They musta superglued him to the chair. It's the only explanation.
Nice to see EVH pimpin' out his legacy by selling the striped guitars. Integrity to the END!!!:lol:


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Figs]

Does he even play those EVH Art series before they are sold or does he just paint 'em up and ship 'em out?

[Sarge]

So what did you do in the war daddy?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Jesus Christ...this is so definitely cockvanhalen69. Why aren't you using your original profile? You weren't banned.

WOW!!! Nice call Rikk. I was startin' to believe that the water MUST be contaminated in NEW ENGLAND. How else could so many asinine EVH Sycophants be from there?


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Figs
Does he even play those EVH Art series before they are sold or does he just paint 'em up and ship 'em out?

He plays them for 1 song, then pimps them here

http://stores.ebay.com/EVH-Art-Series-Guitars

[Figs]

1 song? I guess it's better than nothing, but still kinda shitty.

[Bill Lumbergh]

You dont know the half of it.........the song is "Dreams" ;) > If you even touch the guitar after he plays that, you automatically become a pussy for life.

[Matt White]

What's next? "EVH & SHEMP will come to YOUR HOUSE and paint your address on the CURB! For just $19.95, the once proud Van Halen sisters will take out YOUR trash and clean YOUR gutters! For and additional $9.95, they'll rake leaves and straighten up your garage!"


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Don Corleone]

Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)

[Jano]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

You snooze,you loose that's life!!!!!! by the way FUCK YOU!

[JCOOK]

See what being around Roy does to you

[Matt White]

Maybe it's me, but he kinda looks like Otis from the old MAYBERRY TV show. The old town drunk. It's his half-lided eyes and that smirk. Kinda scary.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[Snow Ho]

i'd drink myself to death too if i had to be around hagar the horrible.

probably will make more money putting fucking masking tape on guitars than he will this tour.

[smaz]

"I found this in a trash can on my stumble home last night. I'm taping it up so I can try and play it on tour."

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)
LOL!

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

Shaaaadap.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
You dont know the half of it.........the song is "Dreams" ;) > If you even touch the guitar after he plays that, you automatically become a pussy for life.


Dreams rock fucker! :D

[light 'em up!]

Anyone know why his knees are all bloodied up? That looks real.

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

to bad you didn't pass the 2nd grade with that vocab....

[bueno bob]

You know...Ed looks like that uncle you've got...you know, the one everyone else in your family avoids because he's bad news...you know what I'm talking about, we all got one of those...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You know...Ed looks like that uncle you've got...you know, the one everyone else in your family avoids because he's bad news...you know what I'm talking about, we all got one of those...

DAMN STRAIGHT BOB!!!
The one I've vowed to punch in the mouth the next time I see 'em!!!
GOOD TO SEE YA MY FRIEND!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[classicdude]

Wolfie: "Mom, the pool guy's messing with dad's guitars again!!"

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Dreams rock fucker! :D

We all know you plug in every night and play the ground breaking "Dreams" solo every night BT(after taking off your pink jacket and bra of course!)..........:D

[Panamark]

Whats with the pants ?? Are his knees all cut and grazed, or are
they designed like that ??

[Panamark]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
Anyone know why his knees are all bloodied up? That looks real.


Great minds..

Sorry mate, I posted my response after reading the first page of this thread, I didnt notice you mentioned the same thing..

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Panamark
Whats with the pants ?? Are his knees all cut and grazed, or are
they designed like that ??

probably because he is on them all the time...

[Dutch]

Wasn't this guy in "Barfly"?

"To all my frieeeeeends!"

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dutch
Wasn't this guy in "Barfly"?

"To all my frieeeeeends!"


EVH: "My head needs a BEER."


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Panamark
Whats with the pants ?? Are his knees all cut and grazed, or are
they designed like that ??

Just designed like that

[CROWBAR]

Edwinodavinoshambamboozler

[Lou]

Originally posted by Matt White
WOW!!! Nice call Rikk. I was startin' to believe that the water MUST be contaminated in NEW ENGLAND. How else could so many asinine EVH Sycophants be from there?


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

You know it never ceases to amaze me how all of these Van Hagar fans are either from New England or Chicago. What the hell is with that? Seriously, every other Van Hagar fan is from New England or Chicago.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Lou
Seriously, every other Van Hagar fan is from New England or Chicago.

It's because they are dumb.

[scorpioboy33]

god bless the booze hound...shit he makes prob. 10k for playing with tape for 20 minutes not bad for a drunk...btw look at his eyes in that last picture...he's killed

[scorpioboy33]

god bless the booze hound...shit he makes prob. 10k for playing with tape for 20 minutes not bad for a drunk...btw look at his eyes in that last picture...he's killed

[BrownSound1]

Pictures like that break my heart.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
Pictures like that break my heart.

Pictures like that make ME wanna break his jaw!!!! Selfish BASTARD!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[scorpioboy33]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
Pictures like that break my heart.

me to man...

[scorpioboy33]

how hard is it to tape a guitar like that?

[scorpioboy33]

man he looks old here

[Matt White]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
man he looks old here

He's around 50 bro! I'm sure he doesn't dye his hair when hes off the road. I've seen a picture of JIMMY PAGE from over 10 years ago...and he was almost COMPLETELY GRAY!!! EVH is also recovering from CANCER, which will age a person as well. All cheap shots and GALLOWS humor aside, he doesn't look THAT bad.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[scorpioboy33]

yah your right...to be honest it's hard me to think of these guys as that old...

[Don Corleone]

Is that not the worst wall paper you've ever seen.

[scorpioboy33]

yah it is the worst paper i have ever seen...wonder if this is his place

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Just designed like that

He should get a beanie with one. So he can that whole
bashing your head on Piano look happening !

[scorpioboy33]

Panamark...you have talked with DLR right?

[Terry]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been


Piss-poor post even by Eddie Grunt standards.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
There's something familiar about this guy, I think he might have jammed with Dave once

that guy just happens to be the greatest guitar player on the planet..

[scorpioboy33]

oh well in the end...if he didn't wrecked the best band in the world...I would have to say...even with all the drinking and smoking..he's had a pretty fuckin good run...not a bad run at all

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
that guy just happens to be the greatest guitar player on the planet..

Gotta say your right tjvhou812. THAT GUY in the picture WAS the best guitarist on the planet. Problem is, THAT GUY IS LONG GONE!!!!
What we have now is a DRUNKEN DOPPLEGANGER who isn't 1/5th the guitarist THAT guy was!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[jcook11]

Cmon' Ed give us a break

[jcook11]

"Dude heres' a dollar ',Now get away from me, I dont' wanna how you used to be able to play UNCHAINED"

[WOAHYEAH]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep, and on his ankle there's a photo of a greased up ass, and under it it says "Mikey".



Nah man, that tattoo is on the bottom of his foot, where else would mikey be?

[WOAHYEAH]

But as for dave, he must have a =VH= tattoo somewhere, and I have a good idea of it being under his thumb!

[ROTHandRoll]

He volunteered to paint them because of the fumes, and put them together because of the glue.

[spmusicplyr]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)

hahahaha...a fuckin bottle of red wine...

[Don Corleone]

From these pics I think Ed need's Dave in more ways than one (that EMT training might prove very handy, very soon)

[Dave's PA Rental]

Who shot Eddie in the kneecaps?

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Who shot Eddie in the kneecaps?

The Corleone family had no part in Ed's "alledged" Kneecapping.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
I seen him in NY once, I'm sure this is the same guy...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/bum.bmp

Yo, I see that guy here in NYC all the time... at least he's in better shape than Ed... and isn't a liar.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)


:eek: Damn, that's just down right pathetic! He can't keep away from the bottle for two seconds, can he?

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
Take a closer look at his tattoo, unless I'm mistaken it looks like it says "Sammy" to me :confused:
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=207773

Nah, if you take a closer look at the tattoo :

[Matt White]

From the way he's been playin' on this tour, I think the question is "Does this Drunken Bum KNOW who HE IS?"

FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[scottydabodi]

Ed drunk = Disgusting Fool...

Dave drunk = Party Animal

[TOMHALEN]

Now Eddie, dont be nervous, just sit in the corner and tape up those nice nice guitars you were telling us about! ahhh duhh huh hu aaahhhhhhhh ah huh duh burp.......plrshph!!..........Hey Mom! I think Dad shit himself again!

[smaz]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Is that not the worst wall paper you've ever seen.

Totally. But it goes well with Van Hagar....


Originally posted by ROTHandRoll
He volunteered to paint them because of the fumes, and put them together because of the glue.

:lol:!!

[Huggy Bear]

I told this guy before "If you can't pay then get the fuck away from ma bitches man"

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
man he looks old here

He looks a helluva lot better in that pic than the previous ones.

[Huggy Bear]

Originally posted by Hecubus
He looks a helluva lot better in that pic than the previous ones.

What??? How can he look worse... What was he dead or something?

[GAR]

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
Take a closer look at his tattoo, unless I'm mistaken it looks like it says "Sammy" to me :confused:


No, I think that's a correct assessment: EVH has a "heart/Sammy" tat.

What a Tattooed LoveBOY™

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
He plays them for 1 song, then pimps them here

[
url]http://stores.ebay.com/EVH-Art-Series-Guitars[/url]
One thing people .This Arsehole(EVH) does'nt give a fuck about the fans or the VH legacy .It's all Money,Money,Money .
Seems like Valerie took this Prick to the cleaners.......
Looks good on him. Can you imagine the shit that woman put up with for all thes years. Oh well ,that's what she got for wearing the "YOKO" hat.
He should be concentrating on his playing. 19 years of uninspiring playing should be a good motivation.
Not many people are aware of this ,but he had his testicles removed 18 years before his tongue !
Fuck him , Shemp,and the Sheep that buy this guys bullshit !!!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!
See y'all @Rama !

[Hells Belle]

Wow, what a shame.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
One thing people .This Arsehole(EVH) does'nt give a fuck about the fans or the VH legacy .It's all Money,Money,Money .
Seems like Valerie took this Prick to the cleaners.......
Looks good on him. Can you imagine the shit that woman put up with for all thes years. Oh well ,that's what she got for wearing the "YOKO" hat.
He should be concentrating on his playing. 19 years of uninspiring playing should be a good motivation.
Not many people are aware of this ,but he had his testicles removed 18 years before his tongue !
Fuck him , Shemp,and the Sheep that buy this guys bullshit !!!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!
See y'all @Rama !

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M 'TALKIN 'BOUT!!!! 5 STAR TO YOU!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

[kcmusician]

Yeah, that's Edward Van Halen hand making one of his new guitars that you have to put a lean on your house to be able to afford. Notice I didn't refer to him as Eddie Van Halen, Eddie would never have charged a fan so damn much just to be able to have a piece of him.

Shaun

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by kcmusician
Eddie would never have charged a fan so damn much just to be able to have a piece of him.

He need's beer money.

[kcmusician]

He needs something.... If he thinks VH fans have no life, then I wonder what he thinks about someone who will shell out phat cash for those guitars?

Shaun

[Don Corleone]

So long as it's gets him wasted I doubt he cares.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Dutch
Wasn't this guy in "Barfly"?

"To all my frieeeeeends!"

Faye Dunaway's boyfren

[Matt White]

I stopped caring about that DRUNKEN BUM in 1996. FUCK HIM!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[Davidsgrl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Jesus Christ! He looks like a bum off the street!

Seriously!

And, dude, what happened to the signature Rikk avatar? I know that I have been gone for about 10 days, but whoosh! Love the title, btw.