Dickface McSlapnuts
09-15-2004, 02:14 PM
Hello you no good bastards..
Dickface here with a tip.
Since watching the Olympics a few weeks ago I wrestled up enough courage to try a few events.
The first one I tried down at the Track club was the hurdles...
Well one thing that you can always be sure about when it comes to DickFace is that I am
"Large and in Charge... even when it's cold"
I have to maintain an enormous erection at all times .. just to be fucking prepared.
One eye is looking out for terrorists.. the other eye is looking for some face to slam my meat into.
Well you bastards... I started off my dash and cleared the hurdle by an amazing 16 inches.
The only problem is that I have an 18 inch cock.
I missed the hurdle by 2 inches.
Maybe I should have tried to pole vault over that bitch...
Not only do I have to replace the hurdle that I destroyed. .. but I am left with a serious injury to my dick that could take a player out of his game for a few months.
I am not sure if anyone on this board actually uses their dick, or actually gets laid.. I just thought I would offer up some advice.
Maybe look at some pictures of that Fab Shadow beatch and get your dick good and soft before preparing to do any track and field events.
Maybe I should get my own advice forum?
You are welcome in advance..
Goodbye you no good bastards..
And fuck you to that Fab Shadow camel-toed be-atch
DickFace.
Dickface here with a tip.
Since watching the Olympics a few weeks ago I wrestled up enough courage to try a few events.
The first one I tried down at the Track club was the hurdles...
Well one thing that you can always be sure about when it comes to DickFace is that I am
"Large and in Charge... even when it's cold"
I have to maintain an enormous erection at all times .. just to be fucking prepared.
One eye is looking out for terrorists.. the other eye is looking for some face to slam my meat into.
Well you bastards... I started off my dash and cleared the hurdle by an amazing 16 inches.
The only problem is that I have an 18 inch cock.
I missed the hurdle by 2 inches.
Maybe I should have tried to pole vault over that bitch...
Not only do I have to replace the hurdle that I destroyed. .. but I am left with a serious injury to my dick that could take a player out of his game for a few months.
I am not sure if anyone on this board actually uses their dick, or actually gets laid.. I just thought I would offer up some advice.
Maybe look at some pictures of that Fab Shadow beatch and get your dick good and soft before preparing to do any track and field events.
Maybe I should get my own advice forum?
You are welcome in advance..
Goodbye you no good bastards..
And fuck you to that Fab Shadow camel-toed be-atch
DickFace.