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  • Big Train
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2004
    • 4011

    I came across this..

    Too funny....
  • lms2

    #2
    Even in the early days, those boys were just too darn close!

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      Hmmm...

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12975

        #4
        Who's the guy dry-humping him?
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          Re: I came across this..

          Originally posted by Big Train
          Too funny....


          Dateline, America...on the sidewalks at various WalMarts: "Ride Eddie Van Halen Machines" pop up all over the place, 75 cents per ride.

          Machines are vandalized apparently because the built in sound system only includes tunes from the OU812 album.

          A similiarly planned "Sammy Takes It Doggy-Style" themed ride has apparently been set aside.

          More details, if any...will follow.



          ...craig









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22830

            #6
            Re: Re: I came across this..

            Originally posted by c.craig
            Dateline, America...on the sidewalks at various WalMarts: "Ride Eddie Van Halen Machines" pop up all over the place, 75 cents per ride.

            Machines are vandalized apparently because the built in sound system only includes tunes from the OU812 album.

            A similiarly planned "Sammy Takes It Doggy-Style" themed ride has apparently been set aside.

            More details, if any...will follow.



            ...craig
            What, something Van Halen related? The American public isn't interested! That oughta be apparent by now...lol...
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • EbDawson
              Veteran
              • Apr 2004
              • 1674

              #7
              Originally posted by MAX
              Who's the guy dry-humping him?
              I don't know, looks like Mick Jones from Foreigner.
              "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

              "Carpe Mammarium"

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17113

                #8
                The dude from behind is saying, "Just hold still a little bit longer, and you can have this beer !!"

                Ed is like, Beer, Kewl ! I'll hold still !!!
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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