> > DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > >> 40-ish.............................................49
> >> Adventurous..................... Slept with everyone
> >> Athletic..................................... No breasts
> >> Average looking................................. Ugly
> >> Beautiful.......................... Pathological liar
> >> Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >> Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
> >> Feminist......................................... Fat
> >> Free spirit................................... Junkie
> >> Friendship first.......................... Former slut
> >> Fun......................................... Annoying
> >> New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places
> >> Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs
> >> Open-minded................................. Desperate
> >> Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing
> >> Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
> >> Professional.................................... Bitch
> >> Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
> >> Large frame................................ Hugely Fat
> >> Wants Soul mate.............................. Stalker
> > >> 40-ish.............................................49
> >> Adventurous..................... Slept with everyone
> >> Athletic..................................... No breasts
> >> Average looking................................. Ugly
> >> Beautiful.......................... Pathological liar
> >> Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
> >> Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
> >> Feminist......................................... Fat
> >> Free spirit................................... Junkie
> >> Friendship first.......................... Former slut
> >> Fun......................................... Annoying
> >> New-Age................. Body hair in the wrong places
> >> Old-fashioned.................................. No BJs
> >> Open-minded................................. Desperate
> >> Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing
> >> Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
> >> Professional.................................... Bitch
> >> Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
> >> Large frame................................ Hugely Fat
> >> Wants Soul mate.............................. Stalker
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