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HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 01:57 AM
Three Dregs and Sam I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you play them in your car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

I would not play them in my car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you like them on cd
on video or dvd?
Would you listen if they cried
or if they begged or if they died?

I like them like I love V.D.
and pissing burning S.T.D's
I'd love to hear them beg and cry
but in '85 they already died
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would like them if payed
for you to listen while they played?
Could you, could you listen then
while Sammy cackles like a hen?

I could not like those fucking pricks
even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
to take big tittied turns with me.

They've fully wasted twenty years
those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

WARF
09-17-2004, 02:12 AM
Nice LOL!

Are you related to moderator ELVIS?

MAX
09-17-2004, 02:13 AM
Word WARF!!!! You endured!!!! Glad to see you bro. :D

WARF
09-17-2004, 02:15 AM
If your talkin bout the hurricane... it was nowhere near me...

ELVIS got hit...

bueno bob
09-17-2004, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by HELLVIS
Three Dregs and Sam

I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you play them in your car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

I would not play them in my car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you like them on cd
on video or dvd?
Would you listen if they cried
or if they begged or if they died?

I like them like I love V.D.
and pissing burning S.T.D's
I'd love to hear them beg and cry
but in '85 they already died
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would like them if payed
for you to listen while they played?
Could you, could you listen then
while Sammy cackles like a hen?

I could not like those fucking pricks
even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
to take big tittied turns with me.

They've fully wasted twenty years
those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

I do believe you fucking rule!

Panamark
09-17-2004, 03:34 AM
Excellent work Hellvis ! :D

Matt White
09-17-2004, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by HELLVIS
Three Dregs and Sam I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you play them in your car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

I would not play them in my car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would you like them on cd
on video or dvd?
Would you listen if they cried
or if they begged or if they died?

I like them like I love V.D.
and pissing burning S.T.D's
I'd love to hear them beg and cry
but in '85 they already died
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

Would like them if payed
for you to listen while they played?
Could you, could you listen then
while Sammy cackles like a hen?

I could not like those fucking pricks
even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
to take big tittied turns with me.

They've fully wasted twenty years
those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am

BRILLIANT!!! 5 star vote Bro! BRAVO!!!

FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Nice LOL!

Are you related to moderator ELVIS?



Elvis?
A mod named Elvis?
:confused:

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 07:13 PM
Why thank you so very much sir Panamark!

TwoFoolsAMinute
09-17-2004, 07:39 PM
This is perfect. I'm going to illustrate it and read it to my kids at bedtime.

HELLVIS
09-17-2004, 08:25 PM
Make sure you go to the picture archive and check out the Veronica Zemanova thread and the Alley Baggett threads so that you get the illustrations right.