Sammy's car on eBay

[John Holmes]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6737&item=2489700747&rd=1

[horty07]

I was expecting a hotdog cart.

[John Holmes]

The description doesn't say a word about Spammy, but it's his. The seller did omit on purpose Spammy's name for fear nobody would buy it.

This is the same "car" Spammy used on his first date with his wife Kari.

http://www.johnkalodner.com/KariJDKSammyHagar.jpg

No, his wife surprisingly isn't the bearded guy in the middle. Spammy managed to marry a woman.

[Vanstonica]

For the love of God...is there ONE picture of Sammy out there that doesn't have him with his pants rolled up to his knees??

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Vanstonica
For the love of God...is there ONE picture of Sammy out there that doesn't have him with his pants rolled up to his knees??

he does that so he doesnt get into any of the SHIT he spews from time to time.

[Kristy]

Well then, who is that filthy hippie? Second thought, I don't want to know.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Kristy
Well then, who is that filthy hippie? Second thought, I don't want to know.

I dont know, but does sams wife have her hand on his knee?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by horty07
I was expecting a hotdog cart.

I was thinking more along the lines of a banana boat...

[Big Train]

I heard this one was on sale today...goes well with yellow capris.

I can't drive 55, indeed....

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Kristy
Well then, who is that filthy hippie? Second thought, I don't want to know.

John Kalodner. He's a big name in the music industry.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Vanstonica
For the love of God...is there ONE picture of Sammy out there that doesn't have him with his pants rolled up to his knees??

You know Sammy during breaks goes fishing.

[scorpioboy33]

hey holmes what does wolfgang drive?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by horty07
I was expecting a hotdog cart.

http://www2.tltc.ttu.edu/qualin/ignatius/images/dogcart2.JPG

What about this one? Too chic for Spammy, isn't ?

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/hotdog_contest.jpg

black man is about to puke, 'cause he found a Spammy's hair in his hot dog.

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Originally posted by horty07
I was expecting a hotdog cart.

I was expecting a 79 Subaru with a big pussy painted on the hood.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
I was expecting a 79 Subaru with a big pussy painted on the hood.

Don't forget Sammy says: "The Party is in the bottle"

http://www.redrocker.com/thepartysinthebottlea.jpg

http://www.mcdonalds.com.mx/_imagenes/_recursivas/rmgiras.jpg

[ELVIS]

Is that a real Cabo Wabo add ??

[horty07]

Originally posted by John Holmes
http://www2.tltc.ttu.edu/qualin/ignatius/images/dogcart2.JPG

What about this one? Too chic for Spammy, isn't ?

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/hotdog_contest.jpg

black man is about to puke, 'cause he found a Spammy's hair in his hot dog.
LOL, either that or Spammy started singing (or at least thats what the sheep call it) Great pics.

[Matt White]

You SURE that tractor belongs to Spammy, John? WHERE are the training wheels???


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[jcook11]

I'lli give you $1000 for it if .... I can kill its' owner within 100yards

[Nitro Express]

The Cabo Wabo lighthouse looks like a hard stubby dick with a cockring slipped over the tip. Clearly it represents Hagar suited up to probe Mona's stanky snatch or Mikes asshole.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
The Cabo Wabo lighthouse looks like a hard stubby dick with a cockring slipped over the tip. Clearly it represents Hagar suited up to probe Mona's stanky snatch or Mikes asshole.

Now, seriously, no pun guys. I think it's done on purpose. I speak about the dick resemblance of the Cabo Wabo lighthouse. Statistically, it has been proved that phallic and genitalia figures in advertisement get more attention. These figures are usually "hidden" inside some pictures. It's subliminal advertisement. You mentally associate that coloured urine Sammy sells with an erection.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Is that a real Cabo Wabo add ??

Well, ELVIS, believe it or not but, yes. That's a real Cabo Wabo ad. If you look at the URL I linked, you see :

http://www.redrocker.com/thepartysinthebottlea.jpg

so it's official.

I personal find it disgusting. Spammy looks like an old pimp overdosed on suntan pills!

[ELVIS]

Disgusting...

[Panamark]

I wonder if Spammy has special agreements in place with management
to peddle his junk ?? If I went to Rock show in Oz and the frontman
started to give some sales pitch for any type of product, I would
bottle him !!!!!
An empty glass beer stubby from 30 yards to the head would probably
do it !

[Hummarstra]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
hey holmes what does wolfgang drive?
Wolfie's not old enough to drive, yet, but here is a picture of him being taken to school by Ed and Val's "help."
http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Sep1998/980909-F-0000N-057.gif

[Don Corleone]

No, No, No.... your all wrong. We all know that this is the car that Roy owns

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
Wolfie's not old enough to drive, yet, but here is a picture of him being taken to school by Ed and Val's "help."
http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Sep1998/980909-F-0000N-057.gif

HAHAHAH!!! Great stuff man!!! The fat ass kid was served right!

Here's a 5 stars rating for ya...

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by John Holmes
HAHAHAH!!! Great stuff man!!! The fat ass kid was served right!

Here's a 5 stars rating for ya...


All right guys.....

You are going to make my teacher come our now. The kid is innocent to all this. Everyone needs to stop bashing him. For all we know, he may spend every day begging his Dad to get the band going with Dave again. Plus, he's not THAT fat, guys! Ozzy's son has at least 30-40 pounds on him!

Poor kid may be traumatized if he see's this site! Remember how sensitive you were during puberty?? Think about it!

Play nicely. No bullying allowed!:D

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by John Holmes
The description doesn't say a word about Spammy, but it's his. The seller did omit on purpose Spammy's name for fear nobody would buy it.

This is the same "car" Spammy used on his first date with his wife Kari.

http://www.johnkalodner.com/KariJDKSammyHagar.jpg

No, his wife surprisingly isn't the bearded guy in the middle. Spammy managed to marry a woman.

Is he wearing yellow and black checkered Ked's? I haven't worn Ked's slip ons since I was about seven....and I am a girl to boot!

WTF? This guy took Diamond Dave's place?? That is soo foooked up, man! (sorry....a bit overwhelmed at the moment)

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Now, seriously, no pun guys. I think it's done on purpose. I speak about the dick resemblance of the Cabo Wabo lighthouse. Statistically, it has been proved that phallic and genitalia figures in advertisement get more attention. These figures are usually "hidden" inside some pictures. It's subliminal advertisement. You mentally associate that coloured urine Sammy sells with an erection.

Its true.

Look no further than the dickhead Joe Camel is for the proof.

[RogueHorseman]

And, just for the record... Sammy does look gay as gay can be in that shot with John.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Its true.

Look no further than the dickhead Joe Camel is for the proof.

http://www.maine207.k12.il.us/staff/35/camel%20ad.gif

http://adbusters.org/spoofads/tobacco/jc2/ad.jpg

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Damn...now I want a cigarette. Be back later....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Big Train
I heard this one was on sale today...goes well with yellow capris.

I can't drive 55, indeed.... LMMFAO dude that picture is hilarious!!
you guys are ON FIRE!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by redblkwht
LMMFAO dude that picture is hilarious!!
you guys are ON FIRE!

Can this car qualify as Sammy's ? Looks as fat as him.

http://neu.portalkunstgeschichte.de/images/wurmneu1067506289.jpg

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Originally posted by John Holmes
Can this car qualify as Sammy's ? Looks as fat as him.

http://neu.portalkunstgeschichte.de/images/wurmneu1067506289.jpg

That is the Spammy Mobile if I've ever seen one! We have a winner!!

[Hummarstra]

Here's a pic of Sam's tour bus.
http://www.carlinmfg.com/713_ext.jpg

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

That's damn funny!!