Slappy Hagar can drink Dave under the table..

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Hello you no good bastards
I was thinking about something earlier today..
Sammy can outdrink Dave.
In a competition Sammy could drink Dave under the table.

Why must you ask?

Well first off Sammy outweighs Dave by at least 60 pounds.
The fucking guy is a fat retard and as portly as some of his fat housewife fans.

There is no was Dave could drink as much as Hagar.. it's just a matter of physics...

Neither one of these fuckers could out drink Eddie.
That skeletor looking bum is like a sponge.

Goodbye you no good bastards...

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Sammy Hagar can eat my roid riddled ass...
BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[HELLVIS]

You may be right. Sammy probably would like to go under Dave's table for a drink.....that spammy little fag!

He throws a punch.
He swings. I duck.
His retarded fat ass falls...
HEY SAMMY............YOU STILL SUCK!

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

I don't think Dave would let Sam slurp him under the table, but I guess as long as he's under there....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Hello you no good bastards
I was thinking about something earlier today..
Sammy can outdrink Dave.
In a competition Sammy could drink Dave under the table.

Why must you ask?

Well first off Sammy outweighs Dave by at least 60 pounds.
The fucking guy is a fat retard and as portly as some of his fat housewife fans.

There is no was Dave could drink as much as Hagar.. it's just a matter of physics...

Neither one of these fuckers could out drink Eddie.
That skeletor looking bum is like a sponge.

Goodbye you no good bastards...

I bet that's where Spammy does his best work pops. GOD KNOWS he doesn't do his best work on a stage or in a recording studio!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[WARF]

Yeah but Eddie can drink the entire band under the table!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

:)

[Jickson]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Hello you no good bastards
I was thinking about something earlier today..
Sammy can outdrink Dave.
In a competition Sammy could drink Dave under the table.

Why must you ask?

Well first off Sammy outweighs Dave by at least 60 pounds.
The fucking guy is a fat retard and as portly as some of his fat housewife fans.

There is no was Dave could drink as much as Hagar.. it's just a matter of physics...

Neither one of these fuckers could out drink Eddie.
That skeletor looking bum is like a sponge.

Goodbye you no good bastards...

Naw, Sammy downs a couple shots of "tequila" AKA water, then chugs a wine cooler, passes out, wakes up in the girls bathroom playing with himself and crying...

[GAMERA]

Sammy would start off UNDER THE TABLE, and he wouldn't need a drink. Eddie would come to the party hammered already. Dave would buy the bottle, drink half, then spew the rest on your girlfriend.

Then end upstairs with three or four of them.

Merry Fucking Christmas,

and may the new year bring you the crabs