You wake up. You go to the bathroom,then whip around. You just woke up next to Spammy

[dstanzler]

MY GOD.

What would you do?

...Besides cut his balls off...and you cannot leave the motel room, except to gt food!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

Hhahaha I get this great mental image in of his huge man tits glistening with morning fat, and his body covered in peach fuzz. [HURL].

I'd force him to eat. I'd keep feeding him ice cream and twinkies until he cried. Then I'd make him dance and sing [and leap] to his shity version of "Jump" while eating a can of alphabet soup.

DANCE FATTY DANCE....HAAHAHHAA LOL ROFLMAO OMG....ah jeez.

Now I have to go back to college =D.


DAVE> sp-am-m [oh jeez this name is t-oo t-ight]-[gasp]-y

Dave

[Panamark]

I thought we banned Michael Anthony ??

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Panamark
I thought we banned Michael Anthony ??

Thats not Mike. Mike would have taken advantage of his Morning Wood, had a quick Tommy Tank and cum on Roy's chest.

[Golden AWe]

also: what happened last night?

[Switch84]

:D You know how you're all wired and spazzing when drinking too much coffee? This is what this thread sounds like!

Dude! 'SWITCH' to decaf for crying out loud!!!!!!!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Well, for starters, I'd open my suitcase, pull out the six pack, and force him to listen to it, over and over and over and over....

Sooner or later, he's gonna have to recognize!