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  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1522

    Lifes Unanswered Questions

    On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009
  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1522

    #2
    If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009

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    • Susie Q
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1522

      #3
      Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
      ~Susie Q 2009

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      • Susie Q
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1522

        #4
        If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
        ~Susie Q 2009

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        • YankeeRose

          #5
          Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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          • Susie Q
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1522

            #6
            Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

            I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
            ~Susie Q 2009

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            • Susie Q
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1522

              #7
              Hi Rosie! :p

              I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
              ~Susie Q 2009

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              • YankeeRose

                #8
                Hiya Suze? How ya doin'?

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                • Susie Q
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1522

                  #9
                  You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

                  I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                  ~Susie Q 2009

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                  • YankeeRose

                    #10
                    Why is there an ingredients list on whole milk?

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                    • Susie Q
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1522

                      #11
                      Originally posted by YankeeRose
                      Hiya Suze? How ya doin'?
                      Good, kinda. Just postin' some stuff. How you doin'? Did the Hurricanes do much to ya?

                      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                      ~Susie Q 2009

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                      • Susie Q
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1522

                        #12
                        If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

                        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                        ~Susie Q 2009

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                        • Susie Q
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1522

                          #13
                          How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

                          I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                          ~Susie Q 2009

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                          • YankeeRose

                            #14
                            Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Susie Q
                              Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

                              Actually they do...

                              Listen more closely...

                              It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...


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