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  • DLR7884
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jan 2004
    • 5847
    #1

    Sideline reporters suck

    I'm sure I speak for most, if not all of you when I ask the question--why do networks insist on employing fucking sideline reporters?

    They are usually fucking dykes (Cheryl Miller, Suzy Kolber), or sissies like Armon Kateyan (sp?) who really add absolutely nothing to the broadcast. Or you'll get a real winner like Eric Dickerson who could hardly form a sentence without stuttering or stammering it out.

    Here's and example of one of the hard-hitting, need to know questions that they continue to ask.

    One of them will ask Coach X who's team is winning 17-3 at halftime how they feel about the game. The answer is so generic and vanilla and it's not the coaches fault. "We're running the ball well, our defense is playing well and we just need to keep playing hard in the second half."

    Thanks for the info. I can now rest at halftime knowing what I already knew.

    This post wasn't meant to be funny. I'm just frustrated becaues I'm watching the Kings/Mavs game and Steve Nash was interviewed by some dyke who threw him a softball.

    The only way they are ever useful is for an injury update. Do I really want to see what Jamal Lewis's momma has to say?

    Not really.

    DLR7884
    Anyone disagree with what I'm saying or have anything to add?
    Originally Posted by WARF:
    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
    Tags: reporters, sideline, suck
    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913
      #2
      Well, I'm sure that I'll be labeled a sexist after I say this, but I truly believe most of the time women are hired as sideline reporters to fulfill the imaginary "quota"....

      And let's face it, the better looking the woman, and moreover the more voluptuous the woman, the better the ratings....

      I've said it before, even on lousy Monday Night Football games, I'd check in the first segments of the show just to see how fine Lisa Guerrero was looking that night.... And if I'm doing it, you know I ain't alone in that....

      Other than that, I agree, they don't usually offer much useful information....

      Maybe an injury update here and there, but that's it....
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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        • DLR7884
          ROCKSTAR

          • Jan 2004
          • 5847
          #3
          Lisa Guerrero looks like a Tijuana whore.

          DLR7884
          Melissa Stark was hotter.
          Originally Posted by WARF:
          DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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            • Hecubus
              Foot Soldier
              • Jan 2004
              • 575
              #4
              Great topic.

              1. Is Suzy Kolber a dyke? I had my suspicions. She talks like a man, the short hair....

              2. Lisa Guerrero needs to reveal more. That spread she did in Maxim (or FHM, I can't tell which is which) pissed off ABC, so she's toned it down...

              Get Dennis Miller down there...
              "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
              "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
              "Fuck you, Fluffy."
              "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
              "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
              "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
              "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
              "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
              "N--- yeah."

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                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913
                  #5
                  Originally posted by DLR7884
                  Lisa Guerrero looks like a Tijuana whore.
                  And your point is ???

                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                    • Sarge
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Feb 2003
                      • 5422
                      #6
                      anyone is better than Eric Dickerson..

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                        • knuckleboner
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2927
                          #7
                          totally agree. sideline reporters add NOTHING.

                          if you want to show hot chicks, then just add a couple of more seconds of TV time on the cheerleaders.

                          though, the worst of them all is jim gray.

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                            • Mama's Fool
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 200
                              #8
                              If there had to be one, Melissa Stark is so hot it's worth it. Otherwise they add nothing, but eye candy. Eric Dickerson was absolutely terrible.

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                                • Hecubus
                                  Foot Soldier
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 575
                                  #9
                                  Nobody has bagged on Siragusa yet?

                                  Come on...that one's too easy....
                                  "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                  "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                  "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                  "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                  "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                  "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                  "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                  "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                  "N--- yeah."

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                                    • DLR7884
                                      ROCKSTAR

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 5847
                                      #10
                                      Oh God, who is that fat slab of shit blowing to keep that gig?

                                      DLR7884
                                      He sucks.
                                      Originally Posted by WARF:
                                      DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                                        • twonabomber
                                          formerly F A T
                                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 11189
                                          #11
                                          Jim Gray takes himself way too seriously. if he was really that good, he'd have his own show somewhere.

                                          i don't know if Siragusa is blowing someone or not. they're probably paying him in truckloads of food.
                                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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