Official Spammy Alien Abduction Thread

[John Holmes]

Sammy said:

I have received information that has been valuable in my life from those people, and they have used me. I'm gonna sound like a complete nut here, but they have used me in an experimental fashion

"Look at there, IRY7261. Isn't he the one we made out of hybridation of cow and mongoloid human DNA parts?"

"Half right, QYJ8899. It was pig - mongoloid human hybridation. Whew, look at there. We fucking screwed up, my friend".

[Don Corleone]

Welcome to 6 months ago (already been done)

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3475&highlight=Aliens

[Golden AWe]

distortion9 was ahead of his time, he stole john-wannabe's thread six months earlier!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
distortion9 was ahead of his time, he stole john-wannabe's thread six months earlier!

Why are you so bitter, Golden Awe? John-wannabe what?

[Warham]

Is Hagar refering to the probes that the aliens used on him?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Welcome to 6 months ago (already been done)

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...ghlight=Aliens

Uh oh, right man. Thanks for the heads up. Here's a vote for ya.

[Golden AWe]

i think you already answered you won question

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i think you already answered you won question

I don't think so. Enlighten us. What do you fear?

[Golden AWe]

a) the subject of this thread has already been posted ages ago

b) you ain't john holmes

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
a) the subject of this thread has already been posted ages ago

I thanked Don Corleone, for pointing my mistake out, by rating him 5 stars. He deserved it anyway, I like his posts.

Hey, you can't always be that original. Let's take your avatar description "your lesbian boyfriend". That's been done to death. So unoriginal even Axl Rose had a T-Shirt with that written on.

b) you ain't john holmes [/B]

You ain't a "Golden Awe" either, but, for that matter, I don't go around calling you "Crappy Ugliness".

[horty07]

Originally posted by Warham
Is Hagar refering to the probes that the aliens used on him?

Sammy was just drunk, and thought he was being probed by an alien but it was eddie giving it to him.

[Golden AWe]

who is axl rose?

you can read?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
who is axl rose?

Well, dude, if you've lost contact with this world it ain't my problem, really. Ask around who Axl Rose is, maybe some good soul will tell you.

you can read?

I think you should laid that "can you read?". Yep. Sounds better. Gee, buddy, I do. I suppose you can read too. Can you write as well?