I think we need to lay off Eddie...

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  • Dave's PA Rental
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3755

    I think we need to lay off Eddie...

    I was just reading the thread with the photo of EVH and the bloody kneecaps and I started thinking...

    Do we have to all hate Eddie? I mean, what would you prefer, seeing Eddie with a frosted-tip flat-top and a goatee, parachutte pants... or a dirty, no-shirt rotting teeth-and-gums homeless impersonation?

    Which is more 'Rock and Roll'? I'll take the bloody kneecaps and the 'Layne Stayley rotting teeth and gums' look.

    Now, mind you, I didnt go see Van Hagar in Worcester, nor have I downloaded ANY of the 2004 shows...I do not support any incarnation of VH without DLR...

    But what if Dave was back in the band? Would we all be busting on Eddie for his looks then?
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    #2
    If Dave was back and EVH could actually play the old songs, I couldnt give a fuck how he looks..

    But neither of those scenarios seem likely.
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    • diamondsgirl
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7563

      #3
      Re: I think we need to lay off Eddie...

      Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental

      But what if Dave was back in the band? Would we all be busting on Eddie for his looks then?
      I'm pretty pissed that he's not back in the band, and also pissed that Ed is still talking shit about Dave. Which is why I talk shit about Ed.
      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20565

        #4
        After the debacle of 1996. I have nothing but spite & malice in my heart towards EVH. FUCK HIM.

        DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          Originally posted by Matt White
          After the debacle of 1996. I have nothing but spite & malice in my heart towards EVH. FUCK HIM.

          DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
          yup. that too
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • MUSICMANN
            Sniper
            • Apr 2004
            • 837

            #6
            download the dvd of st.louis show and see and hear, for yourself. Ed can still play the way he used to. the proof is right there.

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11957

              #7
              According to Ed, he doesn't pay any attention to what people on the internet say about him anyway, because "[he] has a life," so none of what we do on this site should be bothering him anyway, unless he was being true to form (i.e. a lying sack of shit).

              Bottom line: None of what Ed says or how he looks would make a difference if he was creating and playing worthwhile music. I mean, are we gonna have dissections about the technical merits of a slab of shit like "Up For Breakfast" (impossible, as there aren't any)?
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Roth & Roll
                Foot Soldier
                • Feb 2004
                • 727

                #8
                I can't speak for everyone, but for speaking for myself; the reasons (there are many, which I'll get around to in a minute) I have lost all respect for the man who influenced me to learn guitar at the age 13 are as follows :

                1) Since Dave left, Eddie proved himself to be an even bigger egomaniac than Dave has ever been.

                2) Since the breakup of Van Halen in the spring of '85, Dave has celebrated the great music he helped create, and shared it with his fans from day 1 of the breakup.
                EVH along with the rest of the band, ignored it and distanced themselves from it until 1998 with Gary Cherone who at least loved the music enough to embrace it while always being respectful of Dave. It's the very reason I also can't stand Sammy. He robbed and cheated many fans by refusing to acknowledge Classic VH on tour, which strictly from a guitar point of view cheated the fans from seeing EVH play most of the best guitar work in his career.
                Sammy took a big, fat, wet, burrito-induced, shit all over the fans of Classic VH when he refused to acknowledge it to fans such as myself who actually paid $19.00 Canadian to see them back in 1986. The only reason I was going was because of Eddie and by Sammy refusing to perform Classic VH, Eddie's best stuff was never going to be heard live again. While Van Halen III sucked as much ass as Van Hagar, at least Cherone WANTED to play it live because he understood and knew what Classic VH meant to the fans, even though he sucked at it. Eddie began playing stuff that no one had heard live since '84. At least Cherone had respect for Classic VH while Spammy had none. While I'm not a fan of Gary Cherone's music, at least I can say he has class.
                Spammy has none.
                EVH was the self-proclaimed leader of the band after Dave left the band. Ultimately this means that EVH allowed Spammy to pull this shit on the fans.

                3) The '96 fiasco killed off whatever little respect I had left for EVH. He took an even bigger shit on the fans than anything that even Spammy excreted from his fat, pimply. cum-frosted ass.
                EVH deceived the music buying public, the fans of Classic VH, and most importantly; Dave, into thinking that a Classic VH reunion was in the works - so he could promote his "Greatest Hits" album.

                So while in my opinion, EVH is one of the greatest rock guitarists of all-time; he is also the one of the biggest, lying. pieces-of-shit that the entertainment industry has ever produced.

                And that's the bottom line....
                Last edited by Roth & Roll; 09-19-2004, 10:12 PM.
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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20565

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Roth & Roll
                  I can't speak for everyone.......
                  3) The '96 fiasco killed off whatever little respect I had left for EVH. He took an even bigger shit on the fans than anything that even Spammy excreted from his fat, pimply. cum-frosted ass.
                  The deceived the music buying public, the fans of Classic VH, and most importantly; Dave, into thinking that a Classic VH reunion was in the works - so he could promote his "Greatest Hits" album.

                  So while in my opinion, EVH is one of the greatest rock guitarists of all-time; he is also the one of the biggest, lying. pieces-of-shit that the entertainment industry has ever produced.

                  And that's the bottom line....

                  YEAH! What Roth & Roll said!!!! FUCK EVH!!!


                  FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    EVH had the perfect life and ruined it

                    He made a fabulouse living doing something he not only enjoyed but loved. He did what he wanted to do and got rich and famouse doing it. Then he let his ego, smoke, and drink eat it all away.

                    The man had everything and then wrecked it all. His band, his health, his marriage.

                    EVH is the biggest loser I know of.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22942

                      #11
                      Frankly, were David back, I'd still be busting Ed's chops about his appearance. But I'd be a lot happier with him if he was actually playing his own damn songs correctly and not sounding like a half-assed cover artist of himself...devolving into self-parody is the lowest common denominator for a professional musician, and Ed's sunk even lower than that, considering the bastard can't play his own shit correctly anymore.
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11957

                        #12
                        Think the bottom line is people give Ed a hard time in here because the music he's made post-Roth just plain stinks, and it's hard to accept that lack of quality from someone we all know is capable of better.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • scottydabodi
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2541

                          #13
                          Ed can kiss my fucking ass. He's a lying douche bag who is hell-bent on discrediting all of what Dave did for them. He doesn't play classic material, he downs Dave whenever an interviewer gives him the chance, and has chosen Hagar over Dave to front the band.... What a fucking MORON!! AND I'm not even counting all the mediocrity he's produced in the last 20 years. Fuck that dude! Brian Young RULES!!!!
                          If you listen to fools
                          The Mob Rules

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            Ed is like a straight A student who dropped the ball and became a F and D student. Nobody in the world respects people like that. If Ed is going to be this inconsistant, he should just retire and he just might after he quickie grabs as much money from the sheep as he can.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20565

                              #15
                              I THINK we need to give EVH a punch right in the FUCKING mouth. FUCK HIM!!!

                              DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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