Gay Sammy exposed!!

[Hummarstra]

http://www.nobius.org/~dbg/trip-photos/bali/dbg-ronald.jpg

[sambo]

LOL!

And taken away by police for questioning after being caught in a park with some anonymous bass player... afterwards the police let the bass player go as he "was not important in the whole scheme of things.."

[Hummarstra]

More pictures of Sammy's secret gay life have surfaced.
http://webguys.org/ficus/jlc/images/jlmcd2.jpg

[Hummarstra]

This picture was taken as Sammy broke loose from the cops and ran by our camera man.
http://www.ronald.com/ronald/images/r_c1b0308.gif

[Hummarstra]

Sammy then stopped momentarilly to chat with a sheep...er...fan.http://www.geocities.com/dandidsbury/danronaldmcdonald.jpg

[Hummarstra]

Upon seeing a lonesome male, Sammy then made a brief stop to ask "are you a bottom or a top?" http://www.diff.net/media/2002_03_08_Singapore_exploring/img_3404.thumbnail.jpg

[Hummarstra]

The male informed Sammy that he wasn't gay, and proved it by displaying his newly purchase copy of Play Boy to Sam who pretended to be interested.http://www.patrick.fm/images/kicken.comdirty.ronald.jpg

[sambo]

LMFAO.... Gold...

[Hummarstra]

Sam then whipped out a gun and demanded that every male in the room have gay sex with him or die.

http://www.crazyfunnypictures.com/items/167.jpg

[Hummarstra]

Reinvigurated, Sam then fleed the location alluding cops once again.http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-ronald.jpg

[sambo]

and then used clever disguises to remain undetected...

[Hummarstra]

Sam then car jacked this vehicle and took this man as a hostage. He then threatened to fuck this man in ass using only Cabo Wabo tequila as a lubricant.http://webpages.charter.net/tommyd/rmhc/news/ronaldgolf.jpg

[sambo]

he ordered the man to drive him to his final gig, where a flock of sheep were eagerly waiting...

oh look ... another * ahem * sellout???

[Hummarstra]

Amazingly, Hagar , apparently not satisfied the 20 or so men he had sex with earlier and frustrated with the "sell out" crowd, stopped yet again to propostion this man for a prostate massage.
http://www.diff.net/media/2002_03_08_Singapore_exploring/img_3403.thumbnail.jpg

[Hummarstra]

But, seeing that cops were closing in, Gaygar escaped yet again.
http://allvintagestore.com/Toys%20Pics/FF%20Ronald%20Mcdonald%20Car.jpg

[Hummarstra]

...but, not without stopping to fuck this saint brenard in its stinky ass. Oh, the humanity!!
http://negativehalo.net/outgoing/ronalddog.jpg

[Hummarstra]

Here we see the "Red Cheddar" exiting the gay bath house early morning in which he hid following the previous day's police chase.
http://negativehalo.net/outgoing/ronbelly.jpg

[sambo]

before catching up with the band for a photoshoot at an undisclosed location

l-r: Ed Van Hamburgler, Gaybar, Grimace Anthony, Alice the Biatch

[bueno bob]

GOLD!! :D

[Lou]

These comparisons between Sammy and Ronald McDonald are OK, but the BETTER comparison is between Sammy and Mayor McCheese.

[scottydabodi]

I don't think much of Sammy fans, but I think greatly of MY fans...

[Matt White]

NICE!!!
Good to see ya Brother!!! Long time no see!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[Rebel]

THis thread was too damn funny :D Oh my goodness....five stars guys :D

[Panamark]

I like the picture of the Van Hagar concert next to Starbucks.
They probably handed out free coffee vouchers for that one.
Looks like they had a bigger than usual crowd there too !! :)

[smaz]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
Sam then car jacked this vehicle and took this man as a hostage. He then threatened to fuck this man in ass using only Cabo Wabo tequila as a lubricant.http://webpages.charter.net/tommyd/rmhc/news/ronaldgolf.jpg

BWAHAHAHA!! Great ones!!!

[horty07]

Originally posted by Lou
These comparisons between Sammy and Ronald McDonald are OK, but the BETTER comparison is between Sammy and Mayor McCheese.
LOL, you have a good point.