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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Where's FORD ??

    Let's hear your theory...



  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1522

    #2
    You like to amp him up, don't ya?:p

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009

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    • wraytw

      #3
      He couldn't avoid institutionalization forever.

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7576

        #4
        It's just a temporary absence. The "B", "C", and "E" keys on his computer keyboard are permanently stuck due to overuse, and he hasn't had a chance to get a new keyboard yet.
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • freak
          Sniper
          • May 2004
          • 980

          #5
          He's been captured and sent to Liberal Democrat Deprogramming.

          We're presently piping Barry Goldwater speeches into his room.

          It isn't pretty.

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Excellent so far...

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            • ODShowtime
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jun 2004
              • 5812

              #7
              My refridgerator broke down and I just got a new one today. It kicks ass!
              gnaw on it

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58755

                #8
                Originally posted by freak
                He's been captured and sent to Liberal Democrat Deprogramming.

                We're presently piping Barry Goldwater speeches into his room.

                It isn't pretty.
                Barry Goldwater's looking like a "liberal" these days compared to the neocons who hijacked his party.

                BTW, cancel the search party and the rumors... just had a 2 day conference to go to.....
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  What was it about, actually doing some work ??

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                  • freak
                    Sniper
                    • May 2004
                    • 980

                    #10
                    If you type the special keyword, the programming should kick in and he'll give a dissertation on supply-side economics.

                    Then again, we offshored the interrogator positions so it's hard to tell if it will work.

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                    • Lqskdiver
                      Sniper
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 763

                      #11
                      So you took some advice and finally got your ass to work! About time! But this board was starting to lack on the senseless humor offered by your parties. So welcome back! {{HUGS}}

                      And who says we aren't compassionate!

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        FORD take advice ??

                        Na...

                        He was forced to work...

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                        Working...