The Van Halen Presidential Campaign!

[WARF]

I'm conducting a worldwide presidential campaign.

It will be available at several message boards... there will even be electoral votes awarded to the winner of each board to determine the Van Halen president.

Here are the tickets...

Rothpublican Party- (David Lee Roth, and Ray Luzier VP)
Edocratic Party- (Eddie Van Halen, and Alex Van Halen VP)
Hagartarian Party - (Sammy Hagar, and Michael Anthony)
GARY-EEN- Party - (Gary Cherone, and Ray Danniels VP)

CHOOSE OR LOSE!!!

Electoral votes are as follows!
Van Halen links (18)
Roth Army (15)
Diamond DLR (9)
Cherone.com (8)
Sammy Hagar.net (7)
Hitchworld (5)
Classic Van Halen.com (4)
EddieVanHalen.com message board (6)
Chelle's site (3)

(Just pretend the first option is for David Lee Roth and Ray Luzier... until the mod fixes my poll!)

[WARF]

Sorry can one of the mods change the first poll option?

Post This....

Rothpublican Party- (David Lee Roth, and Ray Luzier VP)

[WARF]

Sorry for the fucked up poll... I am from South Florida... so I'm used to this... lol

[freak]

Originally posted by WARF
Sorry for the fucked up poll... I am from South Florida... so I'm used to this... lol

It's people like you who caused my gramma to vote for Buchannon!

Cmon mods. Fix this so I can vote for my main man!

[WARF]

please give me time... I have only posted these polls at ddlr... rotharmy and links so far... all places should be up by later tonight!

[WARF]

hitchworld polls have opened!!

[WARF]

cherone.com

and

sammy hagar.net

POLLS ARE NOW OPEN!!!

[WARF]

eddievanhalen.com is open!

[diamondsgirl]

Very creative WARF. :)

[WARF]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Very creative WARF. :)

Thanks!

I did this a few years ago for the Gore/Bush campaign!

I wanted to use more sites, and even it out.

[WARF]

classicvanhalen should be up in a few minutes!

[WARF]

Polls are now open at Chelle's site!

[Ally_Kat]

wait -- why are the links 18 and the army only 15? Weren't both boards started around the same time and have about the same amount of people?

[WARF]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
wait -- why are the links 18 and the army only 15? Weren't both boards started around the same time and have about the same amount of people?

Electoral votes were determined by registered members... and fanbase!

Plus, it isn't like DLR is gonna lose here!

Links is a toss up right now.
Hagar- 15
Eddie-10
Dave-7
Gary- ZERO!!

[WARF]

Here's the latest polls

Eddie Board- Eddie 66% (2) Dave 34% (1)
Roth Army- Dave 100% (11)
Chelle's - Dave 100% (2)
Cherone Board- Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Sammy 43% (16) Eddie 37% (14) Dave 18% (7)
Sammy Hagar board - Dave 100% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 100% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 100% (1)

[Lou]

That's fuckin' funny shit.

That Sammy Hagar is in the lead at the Links is all I need to know about the state of that site. I could understand Ed and Al leading, but Sammy Hagar...what fucking morons.

[WARF]

Here's the latest polls

Eddie Board- Eddie 84% (5) Dave 16% (1)
Roth Army- Dave 100% (13)
Chelle's - Dave 100% (2)
Cherone Board- Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Sammy 47% (22) Eddie 36% (17) Dave 15% (7)
Sammy Hagar board - Dave 100% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 100% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 100% (3) Gary 25% (1)
Classic Van Halen - OPENS TOMMOROW!

[VHJay]

Rothpublican all the way!!!!!!!! I vote (R) in real life as well. Death to the zionist, pigdog Hagartarians!!!!!!

[steve]

Put my vote down for the Dave-ocrats.

[FORD]

Originally posted by steve
Put my vote down for the Dave-ocrats.

No shit! I object to the term "Rothpublican" when it's Hagar who has contributed thousands to the Idiot Son of an Asshole's campaign.

Roth/Luzier DAVEOCRAT party!!!!

[WARF]

Originally posted by FORD
No shit! I object to the term "Rothpublican" when it's Hagar who has contributed thousands to the Idiot Son of an Asshole's campaign.

Roth/Luzier DAVEOCRAT party!!!!

True, FORD!

I just didn't think Edpublican sounded good.

[WARF]

I added REDROCKER.com to the list (5) electoral votes because the Hagar fans were bitchin'!

Here's the latest polls!

Eddie Board- Eddie 88% ( Dave 12% (1)
Roth Army- Dave 94% (15) Hagar 6% (1)
Chelle's - Dave 75% (3) Eddie 25% (1)
Cherone.com - Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Sammy 47% (22) Eddie 36% (17) Dave 15% (7)
Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 67% (2) Dave 33% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 50% (1) Sammy 50% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 82% (14) Gary 12% (2) Sammy 6% (1)
Classic Van Halen - Dave 100% (2)
Redrocker.com - POLLS NOW OPEN!!

[Hecubus]

As in the real world, it's a pity we can't have a combination of the various parties & then it would be perfect....

Read: Roth, Ed, Al, Mike.

I shall be voting via absentee ballot....

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by WARF
I added REDROCKER.com to the list (5) electoral votes because the Hagar fans were bitchin'!

Here's the latest polls!

Eddie Board- Eddie 88% ( Dave 12% (1)
Roth Army- Dave 94% (15) Hagar 6% (1)
Chelle's - Dave 75% (3) Eddie 25% (1)
Cherone.com - Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Sammy 47% (22) Eddie 36% (17) Dave 15% (7)
Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 67% (2) Dave 33% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 50% (1) Sammy 50% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 82% (14) Gary 12% (2) Sammy 6% (1)
Classic Van Halen - Dave 100% (2)
Redrocker.com - POLLS NOW OPEN!!


OK.....

I'm amazed @ the results @hagar.net. You'd think that Dave would be in the teens.......

On the other hand....the links doesn't surprise given the explosion of wool over there....

[WARF]

Here's the latest polls!

Eddie Board- Eddie 90% (9) Dave 12% (1)
Roth Army- Dave 95% (20) Hagar 2% (1) Eddie 2% (1)
Chelle's - Dave 75% (3) Eddie 25% (1)
Cherone.com - Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Eddie 40% (29) Sammy 39% (28) Dave 20% (15)
Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 67% (2) Dave 33% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 50% (1) Sammy 50% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 84% (16) Gary 11% (2) Sammy 5% (1)
Classic Van Halen - Dave 100% (3)
Redrocker.com - POLLS NOW OPEN!!

[Brett]

Figures are pretty much what I expected, and Lou Ed is winning at my site man. You have to give people a chance to vote first dude, can't base it on like 20 votes.

[WARF]

I think Dave is doing respectable at the links with 21%.
Considering their are mostly ed heads and Hagar fans there.

It would be nice to see Dave win the links... then you people don't have to rag on Brett anymore...

btw...

redrocker.com - Dave 100% (2)

[Brett]

Ain't no way Dave is gonna win, Ed probably will. But he is doing suprisingly well.

[WARF]

Here's the latest polls

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 86% (12) Dave 14% (2)
Roth Army- Dave 96% (23) Hagar 2% (1) Gary 2%(1)
Chelle's - Dave 83% (5) Sammy 17% (1)
Cherone Board- Dave 100% (1)
Vhlinks - Eddie 42% (35) Sammy 37% (31) Dave 20% (17)
Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 67% (2) Dave 33% (1)
hitchworld - Dave 67% (2) Sammy 33% (1)
Diamond DLR - Dave 86% (19) Gary 9% (2) Sammy 5% (1)
Classic Van Halen - Dave 100% (4)
redrocker.com - Dave 67% (2) Sammy 33% (1)

[FORD]

Dave's getting 100% at the Church of Cherone??

[WARF]

Originally posted by FORD
Dave's getting 100% at the Church of Cherone??

Yes, but I am the only person who voted there! LOL

[Hecubus]

I see you're the only other person besides myself who voted @ redrocker.com too eh, WARF?

[WARF]

Originally posted by Hecubus
I see you're the only other person besides myself who voted @ redrocker.com too eh, WARF?

Yeah dude!

btw... do we have a DLR photshop expert... to make a presidential campaign banner??

Here's the latest polls!

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 84% (12) Dave 14% (2)

Roth Army- Dave 93% (25) Hagar 3% (1) Gary 3%(1)

Chelle's - Dave 86% (6) Sammy 14% (1)

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (1)

Vhlinks - Eddie 41% (36) Sammy 37% (32) Dave 20% (18)

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 75% (3) Dave 25% (1)

hitchworld - Dave 67% (2) Sammy 33% (1)

Diamond DLR - Dave 87% (20) Gary 9% (2) Sammy 4% (1)

Classic Van Halen - Dave 71% (5) Eddie 14% (1) Sammy 14% (1)

redrocker.com - Dave 50% (2) Sammy 50% (2)

[WARF]

A rumpity bump bump...

[tjvhou812]

gary who

[lms2]

So we are supposed to go vote at these other sites too? Isn't that cheating? How long will these polls be open?

[WARF]

Originally posted by lms2
So we are supposed to go vote at these other sites too? Isn't that cheating? How long will these polls be open?

Sure, vote at the other sites if you want!

Loyal Van Hagar fan Dan Halen voted at most of them.

Polls are open tlll 9 PM this monday!

[lms2]

I will be sure to hit them all before that time.

And yes, I voted for DAVE. :D

[WARF]

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 87% (14) Dave 13% (2)

Roth Army- Dave 88% (29) Eddie 9% (3) Sammy 3% (1)

Chelle's - Dave 88% (7) Sammy 14% (1)

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (2)

Vhlinks - Eddie 41% (41) Sammy 35% (35) Dave 22% (22)

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 50% (3) Dave 50% (3)

hitchworld - Dave 75% (3) Sammy 25% (1)

Diamond DLR - Dave 88% (23) Gary 8% (2) Sammy 4% (1)

Classic Van Halen - Dave 75% (9) Eddie 8% (1) Sammy 8% (1) Gary 8% (1)

redrocker.com - Dave 57% (4) Sammy 43% (3)

[lms2]

How many people use their multiple personalities to vote more than once on each site just to mess with you Warf?

[WARF]

I dunno...

Maybe we should ask that question on a poll... ontop of this poll... lol

[lms2]

Maybe. But then I don't expect honesty from aliases. :D

Anyway, Cool Poll, I WILL hit the other sites this weekend.

[bueno bob]

Somebody oughta make us some bumper stickers...David Lee Roth in '04 or something...

I might yet actually contribute to this site :)

[Kristy]

I had to vote "Edocratic Party" because that just cracked me up.

[WARF]

Here's the latest...

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 87% (14) Dave 13% (2)

Roth Army- Dave 86% (30) Eddie 11% (4) Sammy 3% (1)

Chelle's - Dave 90% (9) Sammy 10% (1)

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (2)

Vhlinks - Eddie 40% (41) Sammy 36% (37) Dave 22% (23)

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 50% (3) Dave 50% (3)

hitchworld - Dave 80% (4) Sammy 20% (1)

Diamond DLR - Dave 88% (23) Gary 8% (2) Sammy 4% (1)

Classic Van Halen - Dave 76% (10) Eddie 7% (1) Sammy 7% (1) Gary 7% (1)

redrocker board- Sammy 56% (5) Dave 44% (4)

[WARF]

Here's the latest...

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 86% (15) Dave 14% (2)

Roth Army- Dave 86% (31) Eddie 11% (4) Sammy 3% (1)

Chelle's - Dave 90% (9) Sammy 10% (1)

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (2)

Vhlinks - Eddie 40% (42) Sammy 37% (39) Dave 22% (23)

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 50% (3) Dave 50% (3)

hitchworld - Dave 80% (4) Sammy 20% (1)

Diamond DLR - Dave 88% (23) Gary 8% (2) Sammy 4% (1)

Classic Van Halen - Dave 71% (10) Eddie 14% (2) Sammy 7% (1) Gary 7% (1)

redrocker board- Sammy 56% (5) Dave 44% (4)

[WARF]

POLLS END IN 3 DAYS!

I'll have the results posted, if I survive this 4th hurricane!

Here's the latest...

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 86% (15) Dave 14% (2)

Roth Army- Dave 84% (32) Eddie 13% (5) Sammy 3% (1)

Chelle's - Dave 90% (9) Sammy 10% (1)

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (2)

Vhlinks - Eddie 41% (47) Sammy 35% (40) Dave 22% (25)

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 50% (3) Dave 50% (3)

hitchworld - Dave 80% (4) Sammy 20% (1)

Diamond DLR - Dave 90% (26) Gary 7% (2) Sammy 3% (1)

Classic Van Halen - Dave 71% (10) Eddie 14% (2) Sammy 7% (1) Gary 7% (1)

redrocker board- Sammy 56% (5) Dave 44% (4)

[WARF]

If Dave can hold on to cherone.com

We have a new President!

That includes Sammy losing the links...

We will beat Eddie by one or two electoral votes...

[WARF]

Here's the latest... or if polls closed today...

EddieVanHalen.com - Eddie 86% (15) Dave 14% (2) = EDDIE WINS 6 ELECTORAL VOTES!

Roth Army- Dave 84% (32) Eddie 13% (5) Sammy 3% (1) = DAVE WINS 15 ELECTORAL VOTES

Chelle's - Dave 90% (9) Sammy 10% (1) = DAVE WINS 3 ELECTORAL VOTES

Cherone.com - Dave 100% (2) =DAVE WINS 8 ELECTORAL VOTES!

Vhlinks - Eddie 41% (47) Sammy 35% (40) Dave 22% (25) = EDDIE WINS 18 ELECTORAL VOTES!!

Sammy Hagar.net - Sammy 50% (3) Dave 50% (3) = TIE!

hitchworld - Dave 80% (4) Sammy 20% (1) = DAVE WINS 5 ELECTORAL VOTES!!

Diamond DLR - Dave 90% (26) Gary 7% (2) Sammy 3% (1) = DAVE WINS 9 ELECTORAL VOTES!!!

Classic Van Halen - Dave 71% (10) Eddie 14% (2) Sammy 7% (1) Gary 7% (1) = DAVE WINS 4 ELECTORAL VOTES!!!

redrocker board- Sammy 56% (5) Dave 44% (4)= SAMMY WINS 5 ELECTORAL VOTES!!!

OVERALL TOTALS

DAVE 44 ELECTORAL VOTES!

EDDIE VAN HALEN 24 ELECTORAL VOTES!

SAMMY HAGAR 5 ELECTORAL VOTES!

Total Votes

DAVID LEE ROTH - 117
EDDIE VAN HALEN - 69
SAMMY HAGAR - 53
GARY CHERONE - 3

Should we end the polls early, or should we continue the slaughter? David Lee Roth is winning by a landslide!