Dave a Father? Your Take

[DLRdelight!]

Now i was wondering if Dave ever had a kid. I mean he had sex with many woman, and dont you think one of them had a child?? Anyone know if he has a kid?

[Brettt]

PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

[Panamark]

Hey Brettt,

You look and sound like you know much about this subject....

I cant confirm if Dave is Bisexual..
But I can confirm he has sex with women. I knew a chick he hooked
up with when he toured in Melbourne way back when...
I didnt follow her to the room or anything, but you could
tell what was going on. He kept in contact with her for a while..

Sorry if thats destroyed your fantasies. Call Dave Retero,
but he's still hetero !!

[sambo]

Originally posted by Brettt
PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

Well Brettt

Good to see you showing your intellect (a gay homosexual???) as opposed to what? dickhead...

and "Faggitty fags" man... I really have no answer to that.. that's something my 7 y.o nephew would say.

Go back to the links loser... so we can get back to the thread topic

Dave, I believe has had no children. And that's been his choice, although I am sure there is a quote in his book about "illegitimate children" :D

[lms2]

Something about being a family man?

[scorpioboy33]

ok to be honest..Dave is MY dad....

DAD why don't you call me.....

[Space Ace]

Wasn't there a porno star going around claiming to be his daughter?? What was her name, I think it was Avi Roth or something like that. Do a google and I'm sure you will come (parden the pun) across her.

[scorpioboy33]

fuck her...
Im his real son...
ok..so listen...Dave...I mean dad..call home man...just call me....I wanna see you in Orillia....can I at least of some scrapings off your teeth..or some plaque?

[sambo]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
fuck her...
Im his real son...
ok..so listen...Dave...I mean dad..call home man...just call me....I wanna see you in Orillia....can I at least of some scrapings off your teeth..or some plaque?

LOL! you're a nut! but funny...

[scorpioboy33]

it's all down to Dad

[sambo]

LOL!

Touché :D

[scorpioboy33]

it's all down to Dad

[Panamark]

Wasnt Dave one of the first celebs to take out insurance
against pregnancy or some shit ??? I seem to remember
reading about this back in the 80's....

(Or am I having another shroom flashback ??)

[Cathedral]

Dude, step away from the shrooms, lol.

I recall Dave saying that he didn't want kids until he had closure with Van Halen.
As we can all see now, there won't be any closure for VH and Roth, so he might as well get to plantin him a seed.

Ya know, if he would have had a kid like 13 years ago we might of been in for a treat with Wolfie and Dave Jr. giving us Van Halen-Mach II.

On second thought, that might have sucked a big donkey dick.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Dude, step away from the shrooms, lol.



Please, cant you see Im having an indepth conversation
with the carpet.... Wheres your manners ???

[Cathedral]

ROTMFFLMMFAO, Ok, but if it really answers you i want some of those shrooms, buddy.

[Figs]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wasnt Dave one of the first celebs to take out insurance
against pregnancy or some shit ??? I seem to remember
reading about this back in the 80's....

(Or am I having another shroom flashback ??)



I remember that story, not sure if it’s true. He wanted paternity insurance from Lloyd’s of London or something like that and I don’t think he got it.


Anyway, it wouldn’t be that surprising if there is a kid or two out there somewhere, would it?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Panamark
Please, cant you see Im having an indepth conversation
with the carpet.... Wheres your manners ???

Sometimes I talk to my laundry basket.

Mezro...it never answers...then i become angry...and fuck the gaping maw...

[smaz]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wasnt Dave one of the first celebs to take out insurance
against pregnancy or some shit ??? I seem to remember
reading about this back in the 80's....

(Or am I having another shroom flashback ??)

He spoke to someone about getting insurance for any kids he might have by accident. So if he was insured, the isurance would pay whatever he has to pay the mother. But I'm pretty sure he was being Dave and only having a laugh, but the story got out that he was trying to insure his dick........ And he wasn't one to deny a good story. (that's what he said. Something along those lines......)

[DLRdelight!]

Crazy

[tjvhou812]

dave has kids in every state....i say

[GAR]

If he's got kids he ain't saying anything.
You'll have to do the research on your own to verify if there's anything known, which isn't all that hard to do if you know where to look.

[freak]

Originally posted by Brettt
PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual.

As opposed to a straight homosexual?

[DLRdelight!]

Well someone do this research

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Brettt
PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

Well you would know...:)

http://www.seshmeister.com/pics/bmachine.gif

[DLRdelight!]

hahaha sick lol

[Roth & Roll]

David has one son - his name is Wolfgang.

[freak]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
David has one son - his name is Wolfgang.

Nahhhhhh.
That kid looks a lot like his old man. Especially in the eyes.

[bueno bob]

You know what?

I look at Kid Rock sometimes and kinda wonder....

:)

[WARF]

Didn't he make one with Kelly Van Halen?

[Golden AWe]

dave a father?

phew, first the emeregency rescue thing and now he becomes a priest?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
dave a father?

phew, first the emeregency rescue thing and now he becomes a priest?


BUWHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! A Jewish priest! HAHAHAHAHA! hohohohohoho!

:o ;) Ok, I admit it. I was forced to give my baby up for adoption when I was 14 years old (1979). Dave is my baby daddy!

[kcmusician]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You know what?

I look at Kid Rock sometimes and kinda wonder....

:)

Nah, Dave's son would make better music, wouldn't he?

Shaun

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Space Ace
Wasn't there a porno star going around claiming to be his daughter?? What was her name, I think it was Avi Roth or something...

I got a digital photography result, nothing under that name worth looking at otherwise...any other link?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I got a digital photography result, nothing under that name worth looking at otherwise...any other link?

n/m, I found it...it's Avy Lee Roth...cute, too :)

Dave's daughter? You be the judge...(DISCLAIMER - CONTAINS NUDITY)

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth2.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth3.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth4.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth6.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth5.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth8.jpg

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by bueno bob
n/m, I found it...it's Avy Lee Roth...cute, too :)

Dave's daughter? You be the judge...(DISCLAIMER - CONTAINS NUDITY)

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth2.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth3.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth4.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth6.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth5.jpg

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/avy%20lee%20roth/Avy-Lee-Roth8.jpg


yup, that's dave's daughter for sure

they both have assless pants and a broken nose

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
yup, that's dave's daughter for sure

they both have assless pants and a broken nose


:eek: :p Uh uh, not one iota of resemblance whatsoEVAH!! Davy Baby would make a cuter baby than that, y'all! (And he did)

I'm telling you I HAD HIS BABY! I had to give him up after he was born (December 13, 1979).

I'm almost afraid to answer the inevitable knock at the door.......what if my son's a bum, looking to mooch off of his poor teen-aged birth mama?


LMMFAOBT!!!

[Top Jimmy]

I think if you read between the lines....from the interview he gave regarding paternity insurance....there was a comment...something along the lines of people saying he had a kid by them which was 'not possible' or something to that effect...
I think he wisely got a Vasectomy years ago.

[DLRdelight!]

Crazy

[LadyTudor2711]

Originally posted by GAR
If he's got kids he ain't saying anything.
You'll have to do the research on your own to verify if there's anything known, which isn't all that hard to do if you know where to look.


I am sure that by now, if DLR had a child/children someone would have come forward. Simply for the attention and probably some money. Look what happened to Jagger, so it is entirely possible that there is a little Dave out there, they just might not know who there father is, nor does the mother.

As for him being gay, I am sure someone would have leaked that to the rest of the world. That would be a more interesting story. I have a hard time seeing Dave with a man. It just goes against the grain. Sammy sure, Dave no way.

LT

[DLRdelight!]

Agree with you last statement about dave bein gay, i cant see that either

[lms2]

I don't see Dave bein gay either, but disagree that if he had a kid we would all be aware of it by now. Dave keeps his personal life pretty fucking personal. Plus, if he does have a kid, it probably is not in this country.

[DLRdelight!]

Im sure he has to have a kid, even if he dont know he do

[DLRdelight!]

hahahah great picture man lol
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[Matt White]

Originally posted by Brettt
PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

Wishful Thinking on your part ASS PIRATE!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[diamondsgirl]

I don't think that girl is Dave's daughter.
I don't think he has kids at all. But, who knows. I would imagine that even in his wildest days he was pretty careful to protect himself against all that...paternity suits, disease, etc.
Dave's a smart guy.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I don't think that girl is Dave's daughter.
I don't think he has kids at all. But, who knows. I would imagine that even in his wildest days he was pretty careful to protect himself against all that...paternity suits, disease, etc.
Dave's a smart guy.


;) :p Naw, he mentioned that in his book about 'taking precautions' against unwanted pregnacies (GOTCHA! I was no teen-aged mother!)


Hey, anytime he's ready, so am I!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[DLRdelight!]

Yes he is, a very smart guy

[Golden AWe]

dave and that grrrl are gonna be in the re-make of the star wars...

"i am your father..."

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
dave and that grrrl are gonna be in the re-make of the star wars...

"i am your father..."


:D He mentioned in his book that he wanted some kids, so what's he waiting for?

D'UH....He's waiting for ME!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[lms2]

So then I guess the question is "what are you waiting for"... ? This world needs a few little Dave's running around.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by lms2
So then I guess the question is "what are you waiting for"... ? This world needs a few little Dave's running around.


:eek: Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

I'm too skeered of the pain.....

[lms2]

LMAOBT Not even for DAVE?

[kcmusician]

Dave's probably got a kid or 20 out there....

Shaun

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Switch84
:eek: Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

I'm too skeered of the pain.....

Hell, my g/f has 3 kids, and if she can handle it, anybody can handle it. Muscles DO stretch, you know :)

[kcmusician]

Man, I'd pass out like a puss....

Shaun

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Switch84
:eek: Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

I'm too skeered of the pain.....

Typical woman shit - a big fuss about nothing.

The SM ended up not having time to take any drugs and she did say it hurt a tad...:)

[lms2]

Two kids... no drugs... hurts a "tad" is putting it lightly. :rolleyes: But honestly, by the time you are ready to actually deliver the baby, you could care less about the pain, you just want it over and the kid out.

Switch is tougher than that. :D

[DiamondDoug]

I'm his son!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/dougpoison/dougpants2_version3.JPG

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by DiamondDoug
I'm his son!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/dougpoison/dougpants2_version3.JPG

i don't believe you unless you prove your hair's a wig!

ha ha ha...

[DLRdelight!]

hahaha

[The Alexster666]

I do not think Dave was shooting blanks...
cause, why would Dave put out ins. on his dick if he got a vasectomy anyways?

even if he had a kid...who know's if he would be any good anyways...he might be like Dee Snyder's faggoty-ass son...i went to high school with him... he was that dude who would say "come on guys...put those out...please?" if you were smoking in the bathroom...

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