2004 VH status review...

[Big Train]

Let's figure this out...

VH's Summer...

Disappointing sales of concert tickets and albums, lackluster reviews and an uncertain future.


Dave's Summer...

Relaxing time in NYC.
CMT certified..
had fun in Hamptons
Socialized

Oh yea, and played to as many people as the VH tour x4 (with live TV audience). Didn't lose a dime other than the usual wine, women and song. Good to go next year. Paging Mr. Van Halen....

[Switch84]

:D Perfect bitch slap for the Brothers Grim and Fat Sam! Someday they'll realize that IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH!


Fuckers

[Dan]

Long live David Lee Roth.Roth on Big Train.

[BARE BONE]

Ha! Ha!

[bueno bob]

Can I have your attention please?

Can I have your attention please?

Will that bitch Sam Hagar please shut up, please shut up, please shut up? Will that bitch Sam Hagar please shut up, please shut up, please shut up...

[Don Corleone]

This is still a work in progress, but here you go:

Ya'll act like you never seen a fat person before
jaws all on the floor
like Spam and Mike just burst in the door
and started popin his ass worse than before
they first were divorced
bendin him over furniture (aaaaaaah)
It's the return of...
"awww..wait, no way, you're kidding,
they didn't just say what I think they did,
did they?"
and Diamond Dave said...
nothing you idiots, Diamond Dave’s
Got more class than that.
Trailer park women love SpamnSpam
chicka chicka chicka Fat Sam,
"I'm sick of him, look it him
walkin around, grabbin his big belly pot,
Screeching' you know what"
"yeah, and he's fat though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in Val and Ed’s bedroom (eheheheh)


Take over from here if you want.

[Don Corleone]

(Chorus)

I'm Fat Spammy, yes, I'm the real Spammy
all you other Fat Spammy’s are just imitating
so wont the real Fat Spam please fuck off,
please fuck off, please fuck off
cause I'm Fat Spammy, yes, I'm the real Spammy
all you other Fat Spammy’s are just imitating
so wont the real Fat Spammy please Fuck off,
please fuck off, please fuck off

[Panamark]

LOL @ Don,

That pic of Spammy and Ed really disturbs me..
Are we sure thats not an old picture of Ed hugging his
mother ????

[Matt White]

Status of VAN HALEN in 2004? Same as it's been for 19 years, on hiatus.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!