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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7832

    The GOD FAQ

    The God FAQ
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif
  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2428

    #2

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16518

      #3
      LOL!!!!!!!
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12995

        #4
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • madman

          #5
          ROFL!!!

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          • David Van Via
            Sniper
            • Apr 2004
            • 753

            #6
            I love it. hahaha that was great.
            Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

            ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17160

              #7
              God is a composite, omnipresent, everlasting, intelligent energy force
              of which we are all part of, and which is part of us all.

              I think thats what they should have put there !!!
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35197

                #8
                Mark that's not god you're talking about.

                More like the mysterious cloud the Enterprise comes across in Star Trek every other episode.

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17160

                  #9
                  OK then how about ??

                  I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together !

                  or perhaps

                  SESHMEISTER IS GOD !!

                  SCOTT ME UP, BEAMIE !!
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8959

                    #10
                    I saw a few posts from him some weeks back...
                    He loves us all!

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35197

                      #11
                      Almost all.

                      He said Katydid was a cunt!

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                      • Ally_Kat
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7612

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Almost all.

                        He said Katydid was a cunt!
                        Well, He is all-knowing...
                        Roth Army Militia

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                        • Jesus Christ
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2428

                          #13
                          It takes a lot for Dad to sayeth that word!

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                          • Mezro
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2004
                            • 4153

                            #14
                            Well, so much for my pilgrimage to the holy land with Whitney Houston and Madonna.

                            Mezro...don't think there is a God (in a biblical sense) anyway...
                            Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                            • God
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 2

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                              It takes a lot for Dad to sayeth that word!
                              Listen to Junior spouting off again.

                              Some of you fuckers need to go read the instruction manual.

                              I ordered Moses to lead Israel in a war against the Midianites:

                              And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites... (vss. 1-2)

                              Moses and the children of Israel obey:

                              And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. (vs. 7, my italics)

                              The slaying continues in verse 8. Then in verse 9, the children of Israel take captive all the Midianite women and children, confiscating as well "the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods."

                              Eventually, the captives are brought before Moses, who condemns to death all the male children and all the unvirginal women:

                              Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. (vs. 17)

                              Moses then encourages his men to use the female children for (presumably) sexual pleasure:

                              But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. (vs. 18)

                              So in the 31st Chapter of Numbers I sanctioned sanctioned murder, rape, enslavement, and child abuse. I fucking specifically ordered the war and demanded the carnage.

                              And you think I've got a problem calling a cunt a cunt .

                              I knew you would end up a mummies boy...

                              My only son gay, I get so much stick about that up in the Pantheon I can tell you.

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