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LOL!!!!!!!Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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I love it. hahaha that was great.Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
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God is a composite, omnipresent, everlasting, intelligent energy force
of which we are all part of, and which is part of us all.
I think thats what they should have put there !!!BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Mark that's not god you're talking about.
More like the mysterious cloud the Enterprise comes across in Star Trek every other episode.Comment
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Originally posted by Jesus Christ
It takes a lot for Dad to sayeth that word!
Some of you fuckers need to go read the instruction manual.
I ordered Moses to lead Israel in a war against the Midianites:
And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites... (vss. 1-2)
Moses and the children of Israel obey:
And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. (vs. 7, my italics)
The slaying continues in verse 8. Then in verse 9, the children of Israel take captive all the Midianite women and children, confiscating as well "the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods."
Eventually, the captives are brought before Moses, who condemns to death all the male children and all the unvirginal women:
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. (vs. 17)
Moses then encourages his men to use the female children for (presumably) sexual pleasure:
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. (vs. 18)
So in the 31st Chapter of Numbers I sanctioned sanctioned murder, rape, enslavement, and child abuse. I fucking specifically ordered the war and demanded the carnage.
And you think I've got a problem calling a cunt a cunt .
I knew you would end up a mummies boy...
My only son gay, I get so much stick about that up in the Pantheon I can tell you.Comment
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