If you could ask one question to a member or members of Van Hagar

[Bob_R]

I wouldn't want to ask Michael Anthony anything he's just an accessory. Just like you get when you buy a car it's nice to have but not really necessary. If it wasn't for EVH he'd be managing a fucking carwash!

I'd want to ask Sammy, AVH, and EVH.

What do you think about the fact that a very small percentage of these shows have actually sold-out?

[saint]

I would like to ask Eddie if he has listened to any classic Van Halen lately.........

[Matt White]

I'd ask EVH, SHEMP, and MIKEY "What was it like when DAVID LEE ROTH was the quarterback of VAN HALEN, and you guys RULED rhe WORLD?!?!"
And, I'd ask EVH "Have you gone back and KILLED CLAUDIO for ever bring up SPAMMY's name in the first place?!?!"


DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[JCOOK]

If i got that close to roy,I'd ask him how does that feel as I was sticking my foot up his ass!

[lms2]

Michael would be the most fun to talk to. EVH would be the biggest ego boost, but if I get only one question... it goes to Alex.

What the fuck is your problem dude? I understand, you and Dave...bad blood... whatever man. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Now get on your knees and start smoochin Dave's ass. Maybe there is still a chance.

[frenchie]

i will ask to eddie:
"tell me eddie, is it difficult to become a rock legend when you're 23 years old?"
but i will not wait for an answer, i know.it is, you just have to look at eddie today!

[Jano]

I would ask Alex to make available for us all the lives footages from the Dave's era!That would be great!

[chefcraig]

I'd ask anyone..."Can I have all, or at least some of my money back since shortly after 1984, spent on VH product?"

...craig:D

[FORD]

I'd ask Eddie...

So when are you going to pull your head out of your ass and get Van HALEN back together?

[Switch84]

:D I'd ask Spammy, "So, how long are you gonna psych yourself into thinking you can fill Dave's very big shoes?"

[Wayne L.]

I'd like to ask Eddie what he thought of some Van Halen fans whining constantly about who the frontman is whether it's Dave, Sammy or whoever since it's his band instead of the music or the shows.

[Satan]

Wayne.... go to Heaven :rolleyes:

[Wayne L.]

What I'm saying is true after all isn't it Satan because you're probably one of those constantly whining VH fans ?

[smaz]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I'd like to ask Eddie if I could look at his sexy feet. Hey, he's now a woman, as he's called sister.

I'd like to ask Ed why he's being such an asshole............

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I wouldn't want to ask Michael Anthony anything he's just an accessory. Just like you get when you buy a car it's nice to have but not really necessary. If it wasn't for EVH he'd be managing a fucking carwash!

I'd want to ask Sammy, AVH, and EVH.

What do you think about the fact that a very small percentage of these shows have actually sold-out?


Haha....clever question...guess who doesn't get a pass.....lol.

Anyway...I'd ask.....

Mikey Anthony - Is there a particular reason we don't hear the kind of ferocious 'Bump and Grind' kinda bass we, the older fans, grew up adoring. I just love your work on the 'Fair Warning' album!

Alex Van Halen - Is it because you became a 'more serious band' that Van Halen hasn't had the same sense of humour you had in your earlier days? What would you attribute your more serious image since Dave left?

Eddie Van Halen - First, I'd like to say that as a fan from your 1st album, I'm appreciative of the great work you've contributed to both the industry and the fans, and I'm happy to hear you've regained your health. My question is regarding your older fans. We would greatly appreciate for you to release some older footage, whether it be a concert DVD or CD, or even better, preferably both. What are the chances of some or all of that material being released, as we approach Van Halen's 25th Anniversary?

Samuel Roy 'Gaybar' Hagar - You unappreciative jerk. You lying sack of garbage. Your voice is second to Dave's. Your showmanship is no where near the vicinity of that rock giant David Lee Roth. Your lyrics are second to that of even Air Supply. You are a disgusting slob. You do nothing but play that poor excuse for a tranny version of Yoko Ono. My question to you is: With lyrics that inspire the homosexual youth of today, how does it feel to know that your picture has graced more 'Men Only' bath houses than Ricky Martin? Not that it matters, because you suck shit anyway.

[Wayne L.]

You are mentaly insane & gay aren't you smaz if you're in love with Eddie & Dave?

[smaz]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I am mentaly insane & gay and I'm in love with Eddie & Dave. especially their feet. But I'm still a cool guy.

[rustoffa]

I'd like to ask Ed if he likes that old "ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman" song.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I'd like to ask Eddie what he thought of some Van Halen fans whining constantly about who the frontman is whether it's Dave, Sammy or whoever since it's his band instead of the music or the shows.

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

Wayne L. is a FAG!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

I'd ask Mikey,

Hey cockbreath why are you such a pussy??
Why do you let Ed and Al treat you like shit??
Why didn't you try to speak out and be a man??

Why do you suck Spammy Hagar's dick?

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom


Mikey Anthony - Is there a particular reason we don't hear the kind of ferocious 'Bump and Grind' kinda bass we, the older fans, grew up adoring. I just love your work on the 'Fair Warning' album!

Eddie Van Halen - First, I'd like to say that as a fan from your 1st album, I'm appreciative of the great work you've contributed to both the industry and the fans, and I'm happy to hear you've regained your health. My question is regarding your older fans. We would greatly appreciate for you to release some older footage, whether it be a concert DVD or CD, or even better, preferably both. What are the chances of some or all of that material being released, as we approach Van Halen's 25th Anniversary?


.


Sadly, I'm pretty sure the 25th came and went.

Talk about squandering an archive.

Video alone would tell one hell of a tale, and in particular, the Dave Roth era.

Fan video-tape alone would be priceless, let alone the footage taken pro-style.

This was once a thundering band. Really, I'd settle for sound-poor video.

These guys with that lead singer, yeah...I'd go for that.

Imo...and I don't apologise.


Oh Yeah...the question..."To anyone connected with this "illusion" of Van Halen: "How's about knocking it off...give me a much more rehearsed band, front it with Dave Roth, do 15 shows and record a "real" Van Halen" Live Album?

Just asking...


...craig

[MAX]

Craig,

Happy to see you still up, punching and swinging. :) Our prayers have been with you and Peg. I'll give you a holler later this week. Deal?


- J

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

THE ONLY THING I WANNA KNOW IS HOW CHEAP THEY GOT HAGAR TO DO THIS TOUR SINCE DLR CHOSE TO DO MED SCHOOL

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by MAX
Craig,

Happy to see you still up, punching and swinging. :) Our prayers have been with you and Peg. I'll give you a holler later this week. Deal?


- J


Simply what we in the retail business refer to as:


"A DEAD ON DEAL, MOTHERFUCKER"

Sorry, that is simply the way it's said.

By the way, the Dolphins stink!!!

...craig:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by c.craig
Simply what we in the retail business refer to as:


"A DEAD ON DEAL, MOTHERFUCKER"

Sorry, that is simply the way it's said.

By the way, the Dolphins stink!!!

...craig:D


Yep, they do stink.

Done deal my friend. I'll look forward to the chat in a couple of days. :)

[Matt White]

I'd ask SHEMP Van Halen "How is it that your a 51 year old man AND still a CUNT?!?!"


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[Nitro Express]

Why didn't you send Alex on a one way cruise to Antartica.

[Panamark]

I would ask Alex, why doesnt this tour involve the original band ??

[LoungeMachine]

Easy



I'd ask Sammy WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?








and he'd ask WHAT MONEY?







and I'd say










THE MONEY YOUR MOM GAVE YOU FOR SINGING LESSONS

[Panamark]

I wouldnt even look at Sammy

[Mezro]

I'd ask a simple question: why?

Mezro...Van Hagar...like Wal-Mart...only with less character...and higher prices...

[Sammy Who??]

i'd ask hagar why he doesn't just kill himself and make everyone except the assholes at the Links and redcocker.com happy

[Parnelly]

The only question i would ask and it wouldnt matter to whom would be "Why does VH seem to suck big hairy moose cock without DLR".

DLR FUCKIN RULES.

[Parnelly]

OH yeah. Fuck the Red Rocker. I wish he would fly with the eagles or whatever the fuck his shit song is called and fuck right off. FUCK.
DLR RULES.

[DLRdelight!]

I really have no clue what id ask but id just look at ed and then look at sam, and say, i miss him too(meaning roth)

[Bad Muthafucker]

i'd ask alex van toilet licker why he is such a fucking jealous cum gargler.

[CROWBAR]

I think I would ask "Why the fuck do you treat your fans so badly"?

Dave certainly didn't want it this way!!

[Dutch]

I'd ask what's the honest to God reason things didn't work out the most reason time around with Dave.

I'd also ask what came of the EVH/DLR "three astonishing tunes."

Maybe if I wrote for a Golf mag, he'd tell me.

[Bad Muthafucker]

that's another thing i also ask....about those 3 astonishing tunes. i want them!!!

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I wouldn't want to ask Michael Anthony anything he's just an accessory. Just like you get when you buy a car it's nice to have but not really necessary. If it wasn't for EVH he'd be managing a fucking carwash!


I'm confused, how did he get to be carwash manager?

He's not even good enough to be te sponge!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

I'd ask.....

Mikey Anthony - Is there a particular reason we don't hear the kind of ferocious 'Bump and Grind' kinda bass we, the older fans, grew up adoring. I just love your work on the 'Fair Warning' album!

Alex Van Halen - Is it because you became a 'more serious band' that Van Halen hasn't had the same sense of humour you had in your earlier days? What would you attribute your more serious image since Dave left?

Eddie Van Halen - First, I'd like to say that as a fan from your 1st album, I'm appreciative of the great work you've contributed to both the industry and the fans, and I'm happy to hear you've regained your health. My question is regarding your older fans. We would greatly appreciate for you to release some older footage, whether it be a concert DVD or CD, or even better, preferably both. What are the chances of some or all of that material being released, as we approach Van Halen's 25th Anniversary?

Samuel Roy 'Gaybar' Hagar - You unappreciative jerk. You lying sack of garbage. Your voice is second to Dave's. Your showmanship is no where near the vicinity of that rock giant David Lee Roth. Your lyrics are second to that of even Air Supply. You are a disgusting slob. You do nothing but play that poor excuse for a tranny version of Yoko Ono. My 2 questions to you are: a) With lyrics that inspire the homosexual youth of today, how does it feel to know that your picture has graced more 'Men Only' bath houses than Ricky Martin? Not that it matters, because you suck shit anyway. and b) Do you take requests? If so, could you please play 'Little White Lies' but first dedicate it to the person you originally wrote it for?

[Bad Muthafucker]

dlr engine room...that was cool!

[Blacklisted]

I would ask the entire band why they are wasting their time cause the whole world knows Van Hagar sucks big dicks!

[Blacklisted]

Diamond Dave fucking RULES!

[Matt White]

I'd ask EVH,SHEMP & MIKEY,"HEY!!! FUCK STICKS!! Remember your old BOSS?!? The guy who MADE this BAND?!?! Get him back, you bunch of ASS-PIRATES!!!"

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[BrownSound1]

I would ask them why they aren't playing "Working for the Weekend" or "Turn Me Loose" on this tour. ;)

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
I would ask them why they aren't playing "Working for the Weekend" or "Turn Me Loose" on this tour. ;)

Yo man, what aboot "Lovin' Every Minute of It"? Oh wait, I forgot, that songs rocks harder than any VanHagar tune.... Maybe they'll play "The Search is Over" instead...